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A must see, "how to ski rails" fuckin hilarious.

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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,752
boo-urns

http://www.expertvillage.com/video/66936_skiing-advanced-rails.htm

this seems inaccurate. not to mention the spin out at the end is real shitty.


++karma if you embed, I couldn't figure out this player.
Aug 3 2008 1:55PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
i thought he would be dece
made me smile
+karma for this vid
Aug 3 2008 10:18PM
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NaturalRotater
Posts: 433 - Karma: 36
wowww that guy is really fucking sketchy haha
Aug 3 2008 10:18PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2492 - Karma: 509
OMG how to ski backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 3 2008 11:48PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77

repost.

but everytime i watch any of the expert village vids i want to shoot everyone involved.

Aug 3 2008 11:51PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
he really knows whats cool with his Oakley a frames, he must be sponserized
Aug 3 2008 11:51PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
hahahahaha the spread eagle was hilarious, I was expecting a much larger kicker lawlz
Aug 4 2008 12:31AM
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tBatt
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my god, that is the widest grind bar i have ever seen!
Aug 4 2008 12:41AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

"when you get to the launch pad"...











hahahaaha

Aug 4 2008 1:21AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
"launch pad" just really pisses me off for some reason
Aug 4 2008 1:36AM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
When I went to keystone with my school from texas, we shredded dem gnarly terrain parks...I;m pro at 50/50






















*sarcasm*
Aug 4 2008 1:44AM
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jo-shmo
Posts: 142 - Karma: 39

Unlike some..."urban rails"
Haha. Good times.

Aug 4 2008 3:02AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
haha its prob empty, he just wears it to look cool
Aug 4 2008 11:50AM
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NC-skier
Posts: 423 - Karma: 49
HAHAHAHAHAHA the spread eagle was hilarious! " when you approach the launch pad" hahaha
Aug 4 2008 12:54PM
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Cant-Er
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 2,244
wowww some ppl are idiottss
Aug 4 2008 1:05PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,752
no, he's riding flat backs.
 
bump, because everyone deserves a good laugh.
Aug 4 2008 2:32PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
this should be called how to be a pro gaper
Aug 4 2008 4:23PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
wait is that serious?
Aug 4 2008 8:18PM
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mtsteez03
Posts: 748 - Karma: 122
wow i hope nobody ever trys to learn from that video. TWALL needs to put out his how to video
Aug 4 2008 8:26PM
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soulJAHboi
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
I love the straight ski on. So hilarious!!
Aug 4 2008 8:39PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
i hate when people 50-50 on skis so much, the stupid ass texans do that shit, they run through the park, and just 50-50 the biggest, lowest, flattest box they can find, and get stuck on it because they went so slow
Aug 4 2008 8:50PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
hahah             
Aug 4 2008 10:04PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
that advice was super legit
gunna use it next season!
Aug 4 2008 11:13PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
Check out the mad AFTERBANG that he throws down on his landing, flawless stuff.
Aug 4 2008 11:19PM
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Austeeze
Posts: 807 - Karma: 18
ha ha ha ha love it
Aug 5 2008 6:42AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
I know now how to properly slide grind bars.
I was doing it wrong all along. I thought it was easier to come in from the side!
Aug 5 2008 8:23AM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
he kept saying rail, but i didn't see a single rail
Aug 5 2008 10:58AM
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Telscopic
Posts: 182 - Karma: 74
how does this stuff even make it to the internet, expet village this guy can barley ski period
Aug 5 2008 10:14PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
What a noob. It would have been funnier if he had been wearing a fanny pack.
Aug 5 2008 11:57PM
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doritos
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Best. Video. Ever.
Aug 6 2008 12:17AM
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krystoff
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"if you fall off or run out of speed before the end of the rail..."
yessss!!!
Aug 6 2008 12:37AM
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Skibumsmith
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If only I knew how to use photoshop.
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Which one is funnier?
Aug 6 2008 12:46AM
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StuntCok
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I like the top one

Every village has a village idiot.  I guess Expert Village has thiers in the form of their ski instructor. 
Aug 6 2008 2:57AM
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I_ski123
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scott vail such a pimp he's gona get gold at x games
Aug 6 2008 3:42AM
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rlee
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north face ey...... i will look it up! this guy has brought back the look and ive got to rock it!!
Aug 6 2008 11:43AM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
His other vids are pretty "sick" aswell
Aug 6 2008 12:19PM
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Karcher
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finally i can learn how to ski a rail!!! hahahaha
Aug 6 2008 3:53PM
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Guitto
Posts: 111 - Karma: 11
so how did that teach me to grinbd a rail??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Aug 6 2008 4:04PM
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chames
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that guy is the definition of steeze.
Aug 6 2008 5:39PM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33

Scott Vail has been skiing since he was 6 years old. He is currently an instructor and loves teaching everyone from kids to adults. Scott competes every year in all categories from moguls to racing.

he kills it

How to Carve on the Ski Slope -- powered by ExpertVillage.com
Aug 6 2008 5:49PM
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Dr.Scholl
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what a doucher
peep the sweater hooded sweatshirt combe hes rockin under the jacket
Aug 6 2008 5:59PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
There's no way that guy competes. Holy crapola! How old were those skis? He wasn't even carving. He was skidding.
Aug 6 2008 7:09PM
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CoachG
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can i ask why you were looking up how to ski a rail?
Aug 6 2008 7:22PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
but mentally retarded since birth
Aug 6 2008 7:40PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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word
Aug 6 2008 11:42PM
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SEABURN
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I can do 9's and backflips, but I can barely ski a rail.
Aug 7 2008 1:57AM
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the-big-lepowski
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Good Lord.    That was a turnaround moment in my ski career.  My entire rail skiing will be forever altered in the future. Total BS
Aug 7 2008 11:03AM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
"the more you lean down the more aero dinamic you become" it dosnt get much more gaper than that
Aug 7 2008 11:30AM
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Malcolm
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we have feelings too you know!

Aug 7 2008 11:39AM
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KarmaSkiier
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so thats how you do it i always wondered how everyone looked so umm steezy is that the word? steezy?
Aug 7 2008 2:03PM
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bofar
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Haha good joke!
Aug 7 2008 2:04PM
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