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So my cat raped me in the eye......

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reverendwrong
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so im walkin around my house when i come upon my cat, fat buddy(yes that is what i named the thing). I decide hey i should pet him what harm could come of that, then all of a sudden my two dogs come out of nowhere and start barking. Fatass goes apeshit and starts flailing wildly, he lands a paw on my face and i drop him like its hot. I go to the bathroom to take a look at the shit and cant see wtf happend due to all the blood. I cleaned it up and here is the aftermath..........

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and the close up.......


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so as it turns out he cut my eyelid all the way through and barely missed my eye, a millimeter higher or deeper and i would have been royally fucked.
Aug 3 2008 1:37AM
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FUUUCK
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that shit is close man, youre fucking lucky
Aug 3 2008 1:38AM
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Jordan
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"Dropped it like its hot" haha

but really, thats no fun. My two cats wreck me with their paws from time to time. No fun, neosporin it up.
Aug 3 2008 1:39AM
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RICK_ROSS
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pussy






but ouch, realy ouch
Aug 3 2008 1:39AM
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CLO
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thats a prertty solid cut
but the second pic reminded me of the joker
Aug 3 2008 1:40AM
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JamesR
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ouch. all i can say is dont let it get infected on your eyelid. that would not be fun
Aug 3 2008 1:41AM
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artfullydodged
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damn dude, yea definately keep that clean u dont want tht getting infected...
Aug 3 2008 3:12AM
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Celone
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good idea, put neosporin on your eyelid, that wouldnt fuck up his eye or anything like that...
Aug 3 2008 3:28AM
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Arabian.
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Your title is misleading. I thought your cat came in your eye and you couldn't open it up. That sucks almost as much though.
Aug 3 2008 3:33AM
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messplay
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do you understand how luck yyou are bro? holy fuck. thats crazzy. minor mishap but shit could have lead to blindness. you are a lucky fello
Aug 3 2008 5:14AM
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Mooose...
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ow man.
put that damn kitty down.
Aug 3 2008 9:31AM
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E.C.
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damn that sucks
one time my cat owned me and was hanging from my neck with her claws
Aug 3 2008 9:57AM
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leckett1
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Holy shit dude hahaha. Reminds me of a story. My dad was lieing down on the sofa watching TV and his arm was hanging off. My cat then attacked my dads hand for no reason so my dad picked up my cat by the neck scruff, bitch slapped it, then threw it across the room. My cat is so friendly now haha
Aug 3 2008 10:29AM
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kylemiller
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when i first got my cats (ping, and pong) i was sleeping and i woke up and the cat was sleeping on my face and also went crazy, my faced looked something like yours.  it sucked haha.
Aug 3 2008 11:03AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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ouch, hopefully it'll heal fast. This is probably the reason why i don't like cats but my friend cuts her cat's front claws so this kind of stuff doesn't happen, you should consider that.
Aug 3 2008 11:15AM
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Bepo
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should have got a dog. dogs are way cooler than cats
Aug 3 2008 11:44AM
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huckforjesus
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nom nom pwned.
Aug 3 2008 11:56AM
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Karcher
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hahahah i thought your cat actually did rape you when i read the title
Aug 3 2008 12:12PM
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rlee
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i wish that was possible, but its not ... shame!
Aug 3 2008 12:30PM
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KarmaSkiier
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cats have extremely dirty mouths. make sure that shit doesnt get infected. my mom got attacked by my cat and had to get anti biotics and shit
Aug 3 2008 1:18PM
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deezy.
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ahaha im like where was this from ive seen this somewhere
it was in my facebook home feed for some reason
Aug 3 2008 1:38PM
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Malcolm
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damn youre lucky.
Aug 3 2008 1:47PM
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860
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ddddddddddaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn

lucky it didn't patty cake your retina or you would sooooo be blind
Aug 3 2008 1:47PM
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chimp
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sweet fucking scar though
Aug 3 2008 1:59PM
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babujib
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thats waht you get for naming the thing fat buddy i bet hes been waiting for an excuse to scratch you for years
Aug 3 2008 2:06PM
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short_and_steezy
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Ouch that doesn't look good!
The same thing happened to me only it was on my lip, and I had to get stitches
Aug 3 2008 2:24PM
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urbanjib
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dont let it get infected...pour anti-septic on it...rofl
Aug 3 2008 2:50PM
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reverendwrong
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i see by creepin ur profile that u ski out at loon, do u by chance know ashley loughran, jill roberts, nadya gardner, or sasha kahan?.....thats like the only ppl i know out in that area....i think
Aug 3 2008 3:35PM
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ryan.c
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thats why i fucking hate cats man. i absolutely loooove dogs but i cant stand cats. not one cat likes me
Aug 3 2008 4:13PM
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mackinnon
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cats are retarded. you should probably get your eye checked by a doctor...feline AIDS
Aug 3 2008 5:22PM
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jimmer
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pun intended?









and this guy is one lucky fucker.


Aug 3 2008 5:32PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
'I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there I don't want it, I don't even care'
Aug 3 2008 5:48PM
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lunchmeat
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HA!   i get it, gave me  a pretty good chuckle.
but in all seriousness owch
Aug 3 2008 5:53PM
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MatRich
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damm if that was my cat i would have drop kicked his ass, you are one lucky man
Aug 3 2008 6:14PM
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reverendwrong
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ya that eye has been a lil hazy all day but idk if its just from the swelling around it or what, cause i can still see and theres no visible damage to the eye itself.
Aug 3 2008 6:17PM
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Manlenium
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Wow, Pussy has never done that to me before.
Aug 3 2008 7:26PM
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RICK_ROSS
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pun very much intended
Aug 8 2008 4:46PM
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