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i just sent this story i made up on honesty box to like 30 random people on my friends list.  it only took like 5 minutes to make and i thought it was creative enough to share with ns.  Its not the funniest thing ever....its funny because its so long.

did you know that pencil sharpeners have rainbow friends called sakajeweas? once i saw a pencil sharpener attacking a sakajewea and i tried to break up the fight but then the evil flying tortises came and they threw beaver shit at me so i falied in breaking up the fight. After the fight was over only sakajewea was left alive. so then she climbed into a tree but there was a female green python in the comfy spot on the branch. so then sakajewea kicked the python in the pussy because she wanted the spot but that must have made the python angry because then she ate sakajewea.then the python was very full and fat. then the overweight python went to a nearby ice cream shop and was thrown out by the owner for being too fat. then the snake was depressed so she sat on a bench outside of wallgreens for a while until the pope came out of wallgreens and told her to kill buddah so she set off on a voyage to india to find out where buddah was. she went to the airport and hid in someones suitcase since snakes are illegal in the sky. when in mid flight she slithered out of the suitcase and onto the floor. on the floor she found a male python and they went to the bathroom and joined the mile high club. then after that they came out of the bathroom and crawled accross the floor and then samuel L jackson saw them and yell out "snakes on a plane" and that caused the pilot to spiral out of control and the plane went down and crashed into the ocean and only the female python survived but then she was eaten by a shark. then the fat shark died from arthritus and thats the end.