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You know your in college when...

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freestyler540
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[complete the sentence]

...when you have unopened beer in the bathroom.
Jul 31 2008 12:15AM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15

ahaha so true

Jan 25 2010 7:18PM
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rather.be.skiing
Posts: 239 - Karma: 15
your sitting in a messy living room watching old episodes of entourage, eating take out chinese after a couple bong hits, and you havent showered in days haha
Jan 25 2010 9:08PM
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ayymoney
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you're in flash class and you did 10 minutes of work in a 2 hour class.. you spent the rest of your time reading this thread... and it makes you realize that slacking off is a-okay.

nintendo emulators are essential on your flash drive for any computer class (i'm an IT major)

Jan 26 2010 3:53PM
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General_Shredgnar
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-You have enough stolen music to go to jail.

-You got skeet on the blanket your grandma gave you as a child.

-Your room is in shambles, theres raisin bran all over the floor, and piles upon piles of laundry, but next to the window are several perfectly and time consumingly rolled joints just waiting to be lit after class.


Jan 26 2010 3:57PM
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GANDALF
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beer get its the biggest shelf in the fridge

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Jan 26 2010 4:15PM
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carbon.pulse
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You start saving up months in advance for the beer you will need to be buying at O-week.
Jan 26 2010 4:16PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

when it's 3 hours after finals and you can't remember what day it is...

when you think sitting on a random house's porch is gonna look natural at 2am after running from the cops busting parties...

when you spend more time in class on your cell phone than taking notes...

when the biggest dilema at night isn't finding more alcohol or weed, its finding someone sober enough to drive to taco bell...

University of Akron, OH

Jan 26 2010 4:37PM
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chicken
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-you are proud of yourself for making it to class, even though you didn't catch a word the prof said
-class started 5 mins ago but you still wait in line to get a coffee first
-your wonder why the library is so big and empty, until exams when you end up working on the floor
-when you can't afford a 12 pack but can easily make do by searching under couches/your car/ random drawers

Jan 26 2010 4:58PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
bitches are sluts
beer is the only form of hydration
more drugs than you ever thought existed
Jan 26 2010 5:05PM
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fourdskate
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When you use excel formulas you learned in business class to make an all-time beer pong stats workbook

When you leave class halfway through to go help a friend buy a keg

When having a bank account balance less than a dollar usually happens before every paycheck

When you come up with the most lucrative containers (guitar cases, briefcases, etc...) to smuggle alcohol into dorms because it's less suspicious than a backpack

When you create multi-story beer bongs as a random treat on thursday nights
Jan 26 2010 7:35PM
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fourdskate
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oh and university of denver ftw
Jan 26 2010 7:38PM
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I_Am_Mod
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your friends complain to you for having spiked all the coke in the fridge with whisky
and you don't understand why they are complaining....
Jan 26 2010 7:38PM
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LadySaGa
Posts: 774 - Karma: 81
condiments and booze...looks like my fridge
Jan 26 2010 8:00PM
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Sleet
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
This is straight up my fridge. including the top and side shelves. Mo fuckin ranch is in the exact position. Crazy!
Feb 3 2010 5:35PM
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Governator
Posts: 116 - Karma: 18
-when you buy ginger ale just to make schwiskeys
-when you blaze before every tv show or movie you watch
-when you go to class, hand in your assignment, and leave right away
-when you roll in 25 minutes late to a 50 minute class
Feb 3 2010 5:56PM
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connoroh
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Insomnia is my life. If i don't have alcohol, weed or melatonin, I DO NOT sleep.

And I know uni is the only cause for it.


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you spend 25ish grand on 1.5 years of engineering, only to figure out you should have gone to a different school for photography in the first place.

you become a vegetarian aside from bacon, because chicken is too expensive.

commerce kid's hardest courses becomes your easiest elective.

you go to this class 3 times, and do better than most of your friends in commerce.

when you leave food out of the fridge ALL THE TIME but still eat it.

when you smell and check every dish you use.

taking humanities courses after engineering is like going to summer camp.
Feb 3 2010 6:42PM
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CookieMnstr
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
beer and xbox are necessities, milk only if you can afford it, and sleep is optional for your morning class
Feb 4 2010 7:57PM
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