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You know your in college when...

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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,726
[complete the sentence]

...when you have unopened beer in the bathroom.
Jul 31 2008 12:15AM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
you have a brain and you can process information, given that at least some of your senses are working
Jul 31 2008 12:17AM
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KarmaSkiier
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and have a huge lip of dip in and have no where to spit... you look at the beer can and say fuck that im not pourding out the beer so i have somewhere to spit. so you open your legs and spit in the shitter
Jul 31 2008 12:20AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
- there is always a "question kid" in all your classes and wish someone would tell them to shut the fuck up.

- people falling asleep in the library isn't strange anymore.

- you ask people what YOU did last night.

- you skip class to work on an essay for another class
Jul 31 2008 12:24AM
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k-rob
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you never go to bed alone.
Jul 31 2008 12:24AM
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St.Steezy
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fuck that person... more like the "question mature student who feels like its their job to share their opinion and give input, as well as also most likely being female"..

-when classes at 10:30 are too early.
Jul 31 2008 12:50AM
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skeedle
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when you can make your own schedule so you can party later and sleep longer
Jul 31 2008 12:53AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
 - when classes at 12:30 are too early

- when power hour is an everyday thing

- when you get a B in a class you attended 3 times


Jul 31 2008 12:56AM
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DangerToes
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you watch really bad movies on hbo, a lot

you develop a lifelong appreciation for pbr

you sell all your books before finals even begin because then youll get more money for alcohol

^you rip out the pages you need if you actually need any first

power hour can easily become power 4 hour

your sweatshirts can disappear in a week
Jul 31 2008 4:35AM
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LoLo913
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a new england sports team wins a championship and the bag pipes come out and everyone riots on the green
Jul 31 2008 9:19AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
god I always fucking hated the question kid...especially the one that makes class 5 minutes longer than it really needs to be...
Jul 31 2008 9:23AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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...all nighters are a regular occurrence
Jul 31 2008 9:24AM
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LoLo913
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aka the shut the fuck up and put your hand down kid. I think there is even a facebook group about that lol
Jul 31 2008 9:39AM
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freestyler540
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...you make enough money on empty beer bottles to buy multiple 24s
Jul 31 2008 10:30AM
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=Worf=
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your diet constst of spam and rahman noodles.

you shop at the liquer store by food group.

your weekends start on wednesday and end on tuesday

Jul 31 2008 10:41AM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
to keep tuesdays and thursdays free of classes to ski, and then have 5 classes on mondays wednesdays and fridays
Jul 31 2008 10:43AM
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=Worf=
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you have it backwards you need to take all your classes tues and thur so you have 4 day weekends to travel to ski and wednesday for the local hill.
Jul 31 2008 11:23AM
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djikstra
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-your parents try to call you daily

-waking up with puke on your sheets doesnt phaze you

-you've worn all of your clothes 4 times and it's still not laundry day

-scotch tape is holding your desk together because you've run out of duct-tape
Jul 31 2008 11:33AM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
you cry yourself to sleep at night wondering if your school scheduled final exams during the very beginning and very end of ski season as some kind of a not funny practical joke
Jul 31 2008 12:35PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
the only reason youre still awake is because of the redbull in your veins
Jul 31 2008 1:11PM
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doritos
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This kid knows what he's talking about haha. Every one is dead on.
Jul 31 2008 1:35PM
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Campeador
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NEVER!
Aug 1 2008 6:18PM
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casual
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You have a completely unjustified sense of optimism about the likelihood of obtaining a "good" job.

You have a general sense of entitlement, fueled by emotionally detached parents who are miserable in their own careers, to sucess and economic security.

You regard those without a college education with the mild disdain typically reserved for untouchables in caste system.

 
Aug 1 2008 6:51PM
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R-Bertsch
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you work a part time job solely to pay for your alcohol and drug habits
Aug 1 2008 6:55PM
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Malcolm
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sweet i wont ask questions

Aug 1 2008 6:55PM
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jksl
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you're late for class because your doobie was bigger than you thought
Aug 1 2008 6:59PM
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NICK.VT
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hilarious!! i can't belive someone posted that.  all of it  so fucking true. 

Aug 1 2008 7:04PM
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SARTRON
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wow...what was i thinking. i need to get on this ASAP
Aug 1 2008 8:05PM
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meggers
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no no..if your school offers them...make all your classes mon and wed! then you can ski your local hill on tuesday and have 4 day weekends that consist of thur, fri, sat, sun!!!
Aug 1 2008 8:33PM
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MLB
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when quarters are like FUCKING GOLD......
when you think that because pants are made out of tougher material then shirts, that they will stay clean longer......
when you do the smell check to seperate the clean clothes on the floor, from the dirty clothes........
when you own a drying rack to dry your clothes because last time you used the rez dryers it cost you 10$ to do one load.....
when you have a beer with your cereal.....
when you drink beer to stay sober because its not whiskey....
where a butter sandwhich is a real meal.....
when the guys lose 15 pounds, and the girls gain 15 pounds......
when supper is at 1 in the morning.....
when you know where every pita pit in town is......



i could go on forever
Aug 1 2008 9:37PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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lol too true
Aug 4 2008 9:56PM
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TerminatorX
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you wake from a great night of binge drinking with a constipated, 300lb, 5'9, naked guy with a harry ass and red pubes squatting over your chest trying to take a shit while eating a sandwich.
Aug 4 2008 10:16PM
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nealpgards
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I love college!
Aug 4 2008 10:18PM
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richards
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haha
Aug 4 2008 10:26PM
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ThaLorax
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that's what I did fall quarter last year. only problem was there was no snow most of fall quarter so I had nothing to do 4 days a week except get high.


-when not remembering how you got home is a regular occurance
-when you skip a class to work on hw for that class
-when thursdays are the most crackin night of the week
-when the local bars consist of more underage kids than 21+
-when you can find a party any night of the week
-when you can pass a class while only going to the first and last class
-you know you're at college orientation week when you've consumer more beer in a week than you have in your entire life combined
Aug 4 2008 10:31PM
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treesmann
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you wake up in time to beat I70 traffic no matter how late you partied the night before
Aug 4 2008 10:35PM
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ThaLorax
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story of my life
Aug 4 2008 10:40PM
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Rooddss
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This thread is great.
whenever you leave a good comment..leave where you go to school so we know who your reppin
Aug 4 2008 10:41PM
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ThaLorax
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-when it's 10 degrees and you walk three blocks to an ABC Party (Anything But Clothes) while wearing nothing but bike spandex shorts under a christmas shopping bag

University of Denver
Aug 4 2008 10:45PM
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562056961108
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when the phrase "beer coat" takes on a whole new meaning
when you can make out with a chick without even knowing her name
when someone says "mind probe" you think of friday night, not class
when normal bed time is 3 am

god i love college

Miami University, Oxford, OH
Aug 4 2008 11:07PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
there not?

-you wake up hungover in the morning and simply utter "oh no.."

-you go out with $40 and come back with $5, and not for the life of you can you figure out why

-you can spot a white girl who you know is bangin a black athlete, with zero context clues
Aug 4 2008 11:34PM
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cab509
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... the heaviest your backpack is all year is when it has alcohol in it, not books.
... you go to your 10:30am class and still am drunk from the night before
... 4 day weekends to go on a house boat trip are a normal occurrence and you schedule class accordingly
... your friend in another dorm tells you about the kegger they had and you respond with, yeah well, we had a slip 'n' slide last night on our floor.
... When you will happily jump into a pond when it is in the a few degrees above zero outside in nothing but boardshorts. Just so you know you will crush your rival school that weekend.


- The Ohio State.
Aug 4 2008 11:48PM
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Geoffrey
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......when you wake up in a girls room whose name you dont know, utter "ehhhh," and slip out before she wakes up....at least once a week

....when you show up to school 10 days before classes start...knowing that you are not going to remember those ten days
Aug 4 2008 11:52PM
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ATLskier
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when you sleep 4 hours in over 4 days to finish a project (architecture) when you didn't procrastinate.
Aug 4 2008 11:55PM
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ATLskier
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NOT 4 hours each day, 4 hours in the entire period of time...just to clairfy
Aug 4 2008 11:56PM
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Benhamine
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Great Thread hahahaha
Aug 4 2008 11:58PM
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skifree919
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when you play 3 games of pong on a monday night because you turned in a paper that day, but have track practice at 830 AM the next day. Fuck me...

Dartmouth college
Aug 5 2008 12:19AM
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TechnoPotamus
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when you realize that the correct word is you're as in you are in college, not your ownership of college.

if YOU'RE in college you should at least know basic grammar dumbass
Aug 5 2008 12:24AM
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aliciadomSKI
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haha that's EXACTLY what i did.
priorities....
Aug 5 2008 12:53AM
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MLB
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when then first thing you do when you get back home is not to say " hi "  to your family, but walk by them to raid the fridge.......
when bring a girl home, and your parents actually let her sleep over....in your bed.......
when you walk into a parking lot and see an endless sea of rusty old honda civics, and oldsmobile cutlesses........
when you walk into your class and your TA is just as hung over as you are......
when you can actually sleep in class and nobody will bother you......
when the gift your dad gives on the day you leave is a x-large box of rubbers........
when girls will actually do stuff for you ( i.e. clean your room) when your the only one with a car, and they need to go somewhere.......
when having a girlfriend dramaticly improves your quality of life......
when you make a rule to stop fucking the people on the same floor as you at rez.......
where your vacation spots happen to be in the radious of where 15$ of gas will get you....
when weed and bongs are no longer concealed, but become like decorative pieces........
when you know where all the cheep bar specials are every night......
when you realise there are four different ways to wear yoru underpants........


when you know you have three assignments due tomorrow, but somehow your still fucking about on NS..........
Aug 5 2008 1:40AM
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eheath
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When hearing sex in a nearby room is completely normal.
When every flat surface in your house/dorm is covered in beer cans, and its not even the weekend.
When you find empty beers in the shower soap rack.
When laundry day comes when you're out of boxers.


So many more.
Aug 5 2008 1:47AM
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