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Do you think Tanner Hall should have a baby with Sarah Burke to help the progression of skiing long term?
I believe this type of "Baby Farming" is the new wave of athletics. Don't screw around with vegetables, fruit, and all the health shit, just have the double helix create the ultra steezer from the outset. Think of the long term investments companies like X Games, Armada, and Oakley could make. This would be like the Truman Show, except the reality would be monster size pipe airs, Massive Joints, and nice fun bags to protect you when launching a 70ft. air in Retallick. Come on everybody, chant, Sperm Sperm Sperm, Tanner Tanner Tanner, say yes Sarah Sarah Sarah.
more, more, more, mods, let's see what these little whippersnappers come up with....so far, everything has been tasteful and Maxim/FHM rated. plus, i think i am close to selling the tv series of their consumation all the way up to birth and into his first x games gold.
i think sarah would be stoked to have both her athletic and beauty traits exploited, much like this thread is doing. why else would she have posed for FHM, they certainly didn't go into great depth about her brains. ummmm, more photoshop please. the winner will receive an autographed poster signed by mike henitiuk, john spriggs, tim durtschi, and sammy carlson. i am friends with these guys and they love sarah too, don't we all?