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For sale: sick neon green onepiece!

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RussellK141
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Okay guys, don't laugh, this is serious. I am selling my size Large neon green onepiece rubber hazmat suit. This thing is pretty sweet, albeit not designed specifically for skiing. Manufactured by Neese Industries, it's hard to tell exactly what this suit is designed for. It has a tag which reads:

"WARNING
Read before use
This product is not designed to provide primary flame resistant or chemical protection and must be worn over suitable protective clothing
Neese Industries Inc makes no express or implied warranty including any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. The user is responsible to determine that this garment is appropriate for the intended use and complies with all applicable laws and regulatory standards. The user assumes all risks associated with the use of the product. Neese Industries Inc shall not be liable for any loss, injury, or death arising out of the use of this product."

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but it sounds like this suit would be perfect for skiing! It's made of 100% PVC/Nylon/PVC, so you know water is not getting in this thing unless you ski straight into a river. Breathability is basically non-existent, but what could you expect out of a rubber suit? It fits like a size large would, similar to my Sessions jacket and pants.

I'll take best offer, buyer pays shipping!

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Jul 28 2008 6:38PM
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Shadows
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SWEET terrorists cant fuck with me when im skiing now. score!
Jul 28 2008 6:43PM
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Clifford996
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haha thats pretty sick.... how big is it tho i kno you said large, but sometimes in weird articles of clothing large can fit really small
Jul 28 2008 6:45PM
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RussellK141
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i'm 5'11" and the arms and legs are both long enough to give me plenty of room. The bottom of the legs, however, wont be super baggy around your skiboots, im guessing...
Jul 28 2008 6:47PM
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miroz
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It'd be a good semi-steezy gaper day option...
Jul 28 2008 7:04PM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14

picture of someone wearing it?

Jul 28 2008 7:06PM
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Aaaron.
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Jul 28 2008 7:09PM
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Clifford996
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maybe even with ski boots on....
Jul 28 2008 7:20PM
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SkeechyD
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bump for a sick giant condom
Jul 28 2008 9:25PM
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SoulSkia
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I demand to see pics of someone wearing it.
Jul 28 2008 11:01PM
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cct_222
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haha call that shit the Gumby suit
Jul 28 2008 11:53PM
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RussellK141
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Jul 29 2008 12:48AM
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RussellK141
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this thing is steezy! (OBVIOUSLY)
Jul 29 2008 12:50AM
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RussellK141
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ps - im 5'11" and 160 lbs, its plenty big on me
Jul 29 2008 12:52AM
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80*s4eva
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lol that's hilarious. Picture is perfect You look like Kermit
Jul 29 2008 10:18AM
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Style+eeze
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cameltoe?
Jul 29 2008 12:57PM
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Aaaron.
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perfect for gaper day....
Jul 29 2008 1:40PM
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RussellK141
Posts: 810 - Karma: 63
nope, the picture just looks a little weird, the crotch is actually pretty low. current offer on the suit is $5 plus shipping
Jul 29 2008 6:10PM
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devil_theory
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ill give ya 10 haha wont fit but still rad

Jul 29 2008 6:42PM
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Clifford996
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15?
Jul 29 2008 9:28PM
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RussellK141
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$15 is the best offer...
come on people, this shit is better than '09 oakley... if i had to rate its waterproofing/breathability i would say its about 1000k/-5k (yeah it doesnt breath but you could wear it underwater practically)
Jul 30 2008 9:27PM
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PacificRimJob
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chernobyl steeze...

Jul 31 2008 12:26AM
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RussellK141
Posts: 810 - Karma: 63
you wont turn into a toxic muntant if youre wearing this while skiing if there happens to be a nuclear meltdown
Jul 31 2008 12:42AM
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PacificRimJob
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i'd rate it over 1000k...

that shit is more waterproof than goretex...

probably more like 10000000000k waterproof...
Jul 31 2008 12:44AM
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al_britskiier
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Hahahahahahaha
Jul 31 2008 11:04AM
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skithesprings
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just dont fall with it on, you wolnt stop till you get to the bottom of the hill, or a tree.
Jul 31 2008 11:25AM
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RussellK141
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bump for my suit
Jul 31 2008 8:02PM
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PacificRimJob
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yep. it doubles as a human slip and slide.
Aug 3 2008 5:47AM
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RussellK141
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anyone else? otherwise im selling it for $15 + shipping ($10.50)
Aug 6 2008 5:45PM
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Scott_Kalvelage
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Did you actually end up selling that shit?
Aug 27 2008 1:01AM
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ben802
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HAHAHAHAHAH bump
Aug 27 2008 1:15AM
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RussellK141
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still for sale!
Aug 27 2008 12:09PM
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joeydude
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im offering 1cent CAD
Aug 28 2008 12:57AM
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Tross
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That made me cry after seeing the photo - seriously laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. I love newschoolers for this if nothing else.
Aug 28 2008 1:34AM
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