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underflippin
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
Doing a school project and just wondering if any of you guys have come across some sweet ski related poems. Give me what you have got.
skiing is fun
Oct 22 2003 3:38PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
this isnt very ski related but here gfoes. there once was a skier from nantucket
who went down the hill on a rocket
the force of the blast shoced his cock up his ass
and his balls fell into his pocket.
Oct 22 2003 4:46PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
If only it was a little bit colder
there'd be heaps and mounds,
just like in Boulder.
The rain's been pouring, everything's wet
Damn it, start snowing, I am set!
For powder and fluff and steeps and park,
and tow-in rail jibs in the dark!
If only it was a little bit colder
I'd be swimming in powder, up to my shoulders.

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Oct 22 2003 6:26PM
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