Never drinking again

So on saturday night I was chillin with my buddies, bored as shit and we decide to go to a party a couple blocks away that sounds off the hook. So we go to one of my neighbors house down the street, and when we show up, hes real pissed. Hes a douche and a college kid and is giving me all of this bullshit about how im too young for this party and the cops are coming real soon, but i get rid of him and go chill by the keg with my friends. About an hour later im reeeeeallly shitfaced-kegstands and shots=no fun at all, but he comes up to me and tells me if I dont get the fuck out hes gonna beat the shit out of me. So I tell him to fuck himself and all of a sudden shit gets really heated. I turn away, and He blindsides me in the fucking back of my head , and i spin around and smash my head on a table snapping my front fucking tooth in half and giving me a black eye. He then gets his friends to throw me out onto the pavement, and my face gets all torn up, so there I am lying passed out in the middle of the street all bloody and shitfaced in a pile of throw up for like an hour. My friends, who were in the basement at the time, come out like an hour later and help me back to their house where I cleaned up, and woke up the next morning feeling like balls not able to eat, drink, and looking like i had just gone 2 rounds with mike tyson. So the next day i get by my parents with some bullshit skateboarding accident story, but with the worst hangover of my life . So my moral of the story is i am officially never drinking again.