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Just wondering the worst funniest or best nick names people have given you personally or friends of yours .. heres my list

no shit i have some full on aussie retard friends and in 1 crew these are there nick names and 90% of people Refer to them as this..

Piss head// Self explanitory
Fat Cunt //Self Explanitory haha

Dick FAce/Havent figured that one out yet

Worthless /last name is worthington
shorty/ see above
red/ ginger pubes

will post some more when i see them next not the usual group i hang out with but very amuzing to get drunk with...

personal nick names
uncle will
novelty,
Skippy ( casue i was aussie living in france)
thegreat and powerful ox
Horny dutch kid ( im half dutch and always horny)
aussie pimp ( casue ima  fag and hate women lol)

DA Dirty aussie
this thread could be quite funny and  amuzing so please try to keep the shit talking to a minimal nick names are awesome..