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Funny nick names

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theoz
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Just wondering the worst funniest or best nick names people have given you personally or friends of yours .. heres my list

no shit i have some full on aussie retard friends and in 1 crew these are there nick names and 90% of people Refer to them as this..

Piss head// Self explanitory
Fat Cunt //Self Explanitory haha

Dick FAce/Havent figured that one out yet

Worthless /last name is worthington
shorty/ see above
red/ ginger pubes

will post some more when i see them next not the usual group i hang out with but very amuzing to get drunk with...

personal nick names
uncle will
novelty,
Skippy ( casue i was aussie living in france)
thegreat and powerful ox
Horny dutch kid ( im half dutch and always horny)
aussie pimp ( casue ima  fag and hate women lol)

DA Dirty aussie
this thread could be quite funny and  amuzing so please try to keep the shit talking to a minimal nick names are awesome..
Jul 26 2008 8:40AM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
 the great and power full oz*
Jul 26 2008 8:43AM
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VT_FLO
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people call me Little Luke
Jul 26 2008 8:50AM
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Pippin
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my name is Pippin-------->Pimpin
a select few call me that
Jul 26 2008 9:41AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Sorry for the off topic post, but has anyone noticed 80% of australians seem to have torrets? Like 8 out of 10 aussies i meet seem to swear all the time and shout shit out for no reason.
Jul 26 2008 9:46AM
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WikiWiki
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Penis Demilo- that was so damn funny

also R2DoMe and Ronald Mcfondled

WHen I was in middle school(long time ago) there was this kid that we woulkd call Lardo- because he was fat and it fit him
Jul 26 2008 9:59AM
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comeatmebro
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okay on our soccer team we have a kid name nick richards, he is rich nickards.

another kids name is jon derosa, we call him ponderosa. he is a little big.

then you have rumpshaker who is also on the large side.

bringing up the rear is giggleston cause he giggles all the time.
Jul 26 2008 11:00AM
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martin.
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Muffin Man
Jul 26 2008 11:28AM
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anxju
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everyone just calls me ju
Jul 26 2008 11:33AM
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theoz
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english people are way worse.. go out in verbier on any night of the winter or Val and youll get what im talking about
Jul 26 2008 11:59AM
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Dylan_
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in like 7th gra my nickname was tits idk why though it stuck till 8th grade. ( no i didint have man boobs)
Jul 26 2008 12:15PM
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babujib
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theres a fat kid that everyone calls tits
then basically everyone i know is called by thier last name or some derivative of it like my last names burchard and kids call me burch
Jul 26 2008 12:16PM
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JHDski47
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when my friend was 14 he never shaved so he had a discusting little crusty mustache.  so we called him "crusty" and that name stuck
Jul 26 2008 12:36PM
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Dylan_
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oh yeah last names are popular too.

"hey bennett, what are you doing"
Jul 26 2008 12:45PM
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Dylan_
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bennett is an example of a last name, sorry for the double post
Jul 26 2008 12:46PM
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[Rush_Dangers]
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well i have a really fat friend, and he used to try to play ultimate frisby with us, but he was slow so we called him- Number Fat (like instead of a number on his jersey it just said fat)

old nickname for my friend Dan- DANgeriuos/ new nickname for dan after he became the biggest drunken loser ever- The Beligonator


my old roommate was also a fat ass so we called him- Dr. Flubber
Jul 26 2008 12:48PM
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little_boo
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people know me as boo.
and on my team this past season, we proceeded to try and give everyone a name from star wars. there was hobi-one-kanobi, sean-solo, princess kayla...

there was also this substitute that used to be around, and he didnt have legs... and he was an asshole, so we called him the stubstitute
Jul 26 2008 1:04PM
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k-rob
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the guys on my rugby team call me Jamrock, because i'm half-Jamaican...not that funny but they made up a song for me, it's pretty good. Oh and i don't think that most of them know my real name, or at least they didn't know before i got a Facebook. When i went to see the Dark Knight last week, i spotted one of the assistant coaches and nodded at him, and he waves and yells "hey jamrock!"
some girl turned to me and asked me if i was a rapper...
Jul 26 2008 3:31PM
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reverendwrong
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we call this one kid at my school bubbles.......why?...cause it was the only name gay enough to suit him....then he started dating the village bicycle...........so now hes dirty bubbles
Jul 26 2008 5:03PM
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huge-go
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There's an asian kid on our football team everyone calls rice rocket.
Jul 26 2008 5:09PM
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fragglemuffin
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nipples?

my nicknames muffin, but everyone calls me muff...its great
Jul 26 2008 5:11PM
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Codfish.
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i dont call him this but people call this one kid "Cap'n Tity"
and i knwo another kid whose name is Gweeto but its not a nickname ha
Jul 26 2008 5:35PM
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snowriderdj
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ppl used to and occasonally call me D Jizzle
Jul 26 2008 6:11PM
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SirFryanator
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haha my last name is Fry so I got called french fry for so many years
Jul 26 2008 6:38PM
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K2skipunk
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itchy mitchy.

Jul 26 2008 6:48PM
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skiizy
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umm one random nick name i got was ass man... and then i showed to a party and the only people there who knew us was the persons whose house it was... so we used alter egos... my friend ian used oliver, cloby used rodrigo, ben used charles, and i used mcdick... funny thing is i havednt been able to lose the name mcdick since then...
Jul 26 2008 6:58PM
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Alex_G
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We call this one chick I know by the name of "Jizz Face".
Jul 26 2008 9:37PM
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the420skier
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cheezey pooooooof
Jul 26 2008 9:53PM
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mackattack
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people usually just call me my last name
a select few called me mullet at college
Jul 26 2008 10:53PM
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tBatt
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well, from everyone at my mountain i get called monoball. and i mean everyone including soon to be my boss.

yeah, my brother is an ass and convinced everyone that i have one testicle.
Jul 26 2008 11:00PM
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KarmaSkiier
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gee-gee. my names geoff and my neighbor couldnt pronounce geoff when we were little soo it was gee gee. then that faded and as i grew up the name changed to a more mature geeg ( g's are long}
Jul 26 2008 11:24PM
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Bigwoods
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Big Ben
Huge Hugo
Towering Tom
Limp Larry

Haha I just thought of those
Jul 26 2008 11:31PM
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Obsessedwski
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Big Bertha

our school hockey team goes to this tourny every year and last year we were changing and this guy had a huge brown stain on his boxers, thus earning him the name "shitstain". Now everytime we see him in the halls we holler "Shiiiet Staain!!"
Jul 27 2008 2:55AM
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Sufferboy
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ive got Trey-flip, trey day, t-dog, t dizzle(idk), and Yert

My best friend is Squanto because he is a indian

theres this girl we call toucan sam because she looks like him
Jul 27 2008 2:59AM
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Way*Mo
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I have a few personally, Rolex Jr., Rolli-J, RJ, and weiner.

at the ski hill i know a:
gutterball
scrambles
chappy
maestro
deadlung
sac
resin
fitz
lumberjack
couch

Jul 27 2008 3:22AM
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Reptar.
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Lets See....

DK
D
D Killa
D Money
DK Adventures
Skinny
Reptar Bars
Blue Ranger
Jul 27 2008 3:48AM
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SHastatahoe
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My name is Billie and some people call me "bill-do". There are others I'm sure, but thats the funniest I think. 
Jul 27 2008 3:50AM
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Sufferboy
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also i have skull and scully
Jul 27 2008 3:57AM
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rlee
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Rob - Knob
Knob Rot
Cpt. Boatswain
The sausage
Jul 27 2008 4:22AM
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