Wow some people are fucking insane

so today in my enighbor hood its a "30mph" but most people usuallsy go 25-28 cause tehres lots of kids and old people. i usually do at most 30 but 60% of the time i do less than 30. the only times i drive more than 30, usually 35 at max is when its after 11, if im coming home from somewhere and there is no chance for a little kid to be out for me to splatter. so today its 12;15 and im on my way home form seeing step brothers, which is the best movie ever, everyone should go see it. and im doing 35, im driving by a house not expecting to see anyone, adn some old dude jumps out from behind a tree with his wife. i thought at first it was a bunch of kids fucking around trying to scare people. so i hit my brakes hard and pull my e thinking they wil scatter so i cant get them. then i throw it in reverse and haul it abckwards and see its an old guy and his old ass wife. he starts going beserk thru my window. yeling "kid slow the fuck down u fuck" "get the fuck out of here fuck!" just using every swear word he knew and im lost for words, he goes what teh fuck are you thinking going fast through here??? im like its 12 o fucking clock calm down nigbean. and he just keeps going nuts im like WTF just happened, i thought the dude was crazy, casue in reality the only time ive ever gone more than 35 was like 5 night ago it was like 1 am or later mabye 130, and i was coming home from a poker game and had just droped 40 bills so i was like fuck, and hit 55. but is this guy really fucking waiting for me at 1215 at night just to do this, he couldnt have stopped my at a normal hour? i hope the fucker was waiting for 3hours to do this and jumped in font of a bunch of cars to uck with them too and had to appozligze for looking like a crazy douche bag.



/rant


clifff notes, my neighbor hood is full of crazy ass holes, dont come here.



ever.