Weird memories from when you were little

I remember things really well from when I was really little.  here's a few:

I remember hiding behind my couch and taking a shit when I wore a diaper.  I remember feeling embarassed and disgusted.  its one of my earliest memories.

I remember staring at a tabloid with pam anderson on it in first grade, and getting a boner looking at her tits, and thinking I must be some sort of pervert.  I didn't think it was normal to be attracted to boobs.

I remember my friend's ex girlfriend playing with my dick in when I was in kindergarten.  I finally told him about it after they broke up.

I remember my mom taking me into the women's locker room when we went to the pool.  it was SWEET!

I remember when I was five pointing at a really fat guy in line at the grocery store and saying "hey dad, look at that fat man!"  I must have said it twenty times.  the look he gave me was one of the most evil glares I've ever seen.


anyone else have some good ones?