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Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

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josh.
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and go.
17 years ago
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BlakeZed
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I hate black people. This person was being serious. the 60's are calling they want racism back.
15 years ago
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chad.
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not to long ago at skyhigh, this kid asked me the difference between a backflip and a frontflip.

15 years ago
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muellerc
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hmmmmm i wonder
15 years ago
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Fischer-Addicted
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+k for using lolzinator correctly in a sentence.
15 years ago
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lgski
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get outof the ski patrol line
15 years ago
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T.Hartman
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My buddy called me and asked if I had seen his cell phone around. However... Little did he know, he had it in his hand talking to me.
15 years ago
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sick_life
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Im starting to get really pissed off with all you little fucks going back and forth about vaps. vaps simply heat the material, supposed to be tobacco, but in this case marijuana. what it does is it is boils what ever the active compounds. so it boils the thc that is in the weed to form a vapor of it no smoke it doesnt get hot enough to light the bud on fire. also thc is not an oil and there is no water in it. its soluble in most organic oils and also in water. so vaps are considered more safe for your lungs then smoking and there are non of the harmful effects of breathing in smoke either.
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Willard
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"what do they do with moguls in the summer"

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kronickrew
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I love you.
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kronickrew
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moisture is the essence of wetness.. wetness is the essence of beauty.
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willy_baller
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My friends girlfriend asked me if there was sow in California....
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willy_baller
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*snow
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Bar_Down
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what a fuckin dumb bitch, there's sow fuckin everywhere
15 years ago
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Bar_Down
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lol ma bad, i just chirped just for jks. im drunk so ya, hello.
15 years ago
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Cincher
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My mom answered her phone:

Mom: "Tingly Toes by Martha, Martha speaking..."
Woman: "Hello, is this Martha?"
Mom: "(rolls her eyes) yes it is..."

I suggested she should have answered, "No this is Hobo Joe, I found this phone next to the wall I was shitting on.."
15 years ago
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-ROY-
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this 4th of july weekend.

at the fireworks. i ask my friend who we gained our independence from.

she replied FRANCE.

dumb bitch
15 years ago
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KatyPerry.
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i once asked how often the full moon parties are. ha.
15 years ago
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E.FARR
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that she wouldnt make me a sandwich..
15 years ago
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danderson.
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"I can stomp kickflips, but I'm working on my ollie." - Some fifth grade "sk8uhr pUnK" trying to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Keep trying kid.

15 years ago
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sereguy
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"So...are you like in the Military?" Some chick asked me when I was wearing my uniform. I was so taken back I didn't really know how to respond lol

15 years ago
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mmallender.
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today at work while one of the guys i work with was talking to a deaf guy

deaf guy: "im deaf" (he could kind of read lips)

coworker: "oh okay"

deaf guy: "where can i find ____?"

coworker: "oh he moved, would you like his phone number so you can call him?"

me: *facepalm*
15 years ago
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neutralzombie
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that's not an entirely stupid question. i didn't think there would be snow in africa until i googled.

what's worse though, i have to admit, i asked someone if there were raccoons in australia, which i knew the answer was no as i was asking it. hahaha.
15 years ago
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neutralzombie
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Quoting ECB$ from Jul 6 2010 9:12:30:
Tell you what I'm not gay /claim
15 years ago
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AWALLRUS.
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" the only difference between a misty and a mute is you grap 2 inches higher on the ski."

15 years ago
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Chokolite
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"I enjoy summer NSG" No joke.
15 years ago
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Schlop
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OH COOL, I can misty!
15 years ago
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masterhatin
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well not to me but pretty stupid...

Teacher: and where did the Pilgrims first land?

Girl: uhh.... "ply" Mouth.

Teacher: "Ply" Mouth?????

Girl: yes, the mouth of the ply.

Same girl, different class.

Girl: so how do they get french toast to look like bread?

15 years ago
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Jaggy_Snake
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Both of my nans have said to me: "Now don't go and hurt yourself going off those bumps" I guess they mean the kickers at the local dry slope...
15 years ago
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Riser
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"Everyone knows the Romans came from Romania!"
Girl in a science class. Also convinced her that Antarctica was really called Southarctica and what everyone called Antarctica was infact next to Ecuador.

I shit you not.
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