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Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

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josh.
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and go.
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FBGM
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cause we like to fuck with him. but what you just said was pretty much word for word what i said to him after. "no, a giraffe is a mammal, are you fucking retarded?"
Jun 29 2010 7:08PM
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FROSTWEAR
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Whenever I travel outside of new england, I have at least one person ask me what state vermont is in. And then I laugh.
Jun 29 2010 7:18PM
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frp1080
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like freshman year of highschool we were talking about the 9/11 attacks and a girl in my class asked why china didn't warn us about it if their like 12 hours ahead of us
Jun 29 2010 7:20PM
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dreadyboy
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I've eaten that shit before, I knew it was just a peach seed but yeah it was really bitter
Jun 29 2010 7:29PM
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maximiliaan
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A platypus is an mammal and it lays eggs
Jun 29 2010 7:33PM
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summersover
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I may live in Canada but...

Teacher: Who was the first black president of the United States?
girl raises her hand right away and eagerly says "Martin Luther King!"
my teacher looked horrified, the girl was 18 for gods sake
Jun 29 2010 7:39PM
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AB.Zee
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I work in a liquor store...

Customer enters: "Hey, do you guys have any of those green lemons?"

me: "uhhh, we have limes?"

customer: "ohh um I guess those will do..."
Jun 29 2010 7:51PM
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asapCferg
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so theres this girl at my school whos a complete dumb ass talking to one of my friends.

friend: my birthdays tomorrow
girl: tomorrows christmas!
friend: yup
girl: is your birthday always on christmas?
Jun 29 2010 8:10PM
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skithesprings
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two things,

first, my friends sister thought the sun and the moon were the same thing untill she was 18.

second, this weekend in myrtle my neighbors daughter asked how i knew which way was south while we were on the beach. its called the east coast for a reason...
Jun 29 2010 9:22PM
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steep
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"I got line masterminds and technica agents, is that good enough for me or do I need something better?" - from a kid who skis like three times a year either flying uncontrollably down groomers or lapping the park rolling over features and doing NOTHING with no steeze. he sucks.

"i think I might get EP pros" - from the same kid mentioned above, we live in mass and he skis mountains with no pow at all.
Jun 29 2010 9:29PM
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Rachy
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Ahhh back in highschool I was at dinner with a new guy I was dating and some of his friends.

We are all ordering food and this girl has some questions...


"What's on a BLT?"
"Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo."
"Ok, Ill have that but with out the tomato."

We all look at her a bit strange but whatever... some people dont like tomatoes..

When she gets her food....

"Why is there no meat?"
"There is bacon"
"But why is there no burger?"
"Because you ordered a 'BL'"
"I thought it was a burger with bacon, lettuce and mayo."



I felt sad for her.


I also had someone call me when I worked front desk at a hotel in Mammoth.

"Do you like have trees there?"

Me - "yes, we have trees in Mammoth"

A guest that checked in...

"Where do you go when you get hurt?"

Me - The hospital.

"But isn't the nearest one really far away?"

Me- "No, it's across the street. (points out window)"

Jun 29 2010 9:41PM
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BlakeZed
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Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

StupidEST thing anyONE has ever said to you. Also, saying ever twice is a redundancy.

That's pretty stupid.

Jun 29 2010 9:46PM
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Deezy
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^^best 1st post i have ever seen...
Jun 29 2010 9:48PM
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Crack.
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"what religion are you"

"keystone"
Jun 29 2010 9:49PM
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neutralzombie
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no offense, but unless your brothers are 13+ they're questions seem normal.
Jun 29 2010 10:18PM
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jamodeo
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"hey look at the fog overneath the river"-my bio major sister
Jun 29 2010 10:18PM
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DERS.
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"is north america a planet"
"have we found the spacemen yet"
"is Ecuador spelled with a q?"
"can you see the boarders between the states like on a map in real life"

-all one person
Jun 29 2010 11:03PM
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Deezy
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^ how did this person figure out how to breath?
Jun 29 2010 11:29PM
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Balto
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"my parents wanted to go to alaska this summer, but i don't have a passport"-girl in my english class, in the US
Jun 29 2010 11:32PM
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sack
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try 8. children can learn the basic differences between mammals, birds, reptiles, etc.
Jun 29 2010 11:52PM
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Deezy
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"How long can a fish hold its breath?"
Jun 30 2010 12:08AM
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dreadyboy
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wait what? I don't get it
Jun 30 2010 1:04AM
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teleak
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"Does anybody want a blowjob?"

Jun 30 2010 1:15AM
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Reverend_Steeze
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"why would you quit snowboarding for skiing?" -Queer.
Jun 30 2010 1:22AM
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Hufflepuff
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sistine chapel not sixtenth.
Jun 30 2010 1:24AM
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mmallender.
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sistine doesnt mean 16th, its named after pope sixtus iv
Jun 30 2010 1:26AM
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sick_life
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i cant come up with specifics but in chem class when we would take notes this girl would constantly ask questions that the teacher had already answered in the notes. everytime i wanted to tell her to stop ask retarted questions that she would get if she listened to the teacher.
Jun 30 2010 1:45AM
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Killa_BeeKnees
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if you talk with your farts you'll have really shitty pants
Jun 30 2010 1:48AM
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FBGM
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my brothers are 14 and 19.
Jun 30 2010 2:11AM
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Negro_Jesus
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Jun 30 2010 2:13AM
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FBGM
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platypi also defy gravity.
Jun 30 2010 2:15AM
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dreadyboy
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Ahh right, heard of it but I'm not religious at all and 16th chapel doesn't sound bad. I thought he posted before he was done
Jun 30 2010 2:18AM
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matt.s
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earlier today, while playing the most awesome board game ever (settlers of catan) a guy im with said: "guys this board game is gay! lets go watch glee"

i laughed for like 5 minutes because of the irony in this.
Jun 30 2010 2:22AM
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DJohnson
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You are a true individual.....wtf is a true individual
Jun 30 2010 2:28AM
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matt.s
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someone that truly fits this criteria

individual |ˌindəˈvijəwəl|
adjective
1 [ attrib. ] single; separate : individual tiny flowers.
2 of or for a particular person : the individual needs of the children.
• designed for use by one person : individual serving dishes.
• characteristic of a particular person or thing : individual traits of style.
• having a striking or unusual character; original : she creates her own, highly individual, landscapes.


noun
a single human being as distinct from a group, class, or family : boat trips for parties and individuals.
• a single member of a class : they live in a group or as individuals, depending on the species.
• [with adj. ] informal a person of a specified kind : the most selfish, egotistical individual I have ever met.
• a distinctive or original person.
Jun 30 2010 3:03AM
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Ducky.
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Depending on the age, that could be a valid question
Jun 30 2010 3:38AM
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jibopoply
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A 17yr old in my class said after the teacher says that fly's can see forms/ colours in Ultraviolet, anyway she then asks, does that mean fly's eyes can give you tan?
Jun 30 2010 5:12AM
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DockEllis
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it appears as though i did, my b

personally i thought it was stupid because she said her friend moved to colorado to work at jackson hole, which is not in colorado, and because she said that is where her snowbird shirt was purchased, which is in utah, which is not located in colorado or wyoming

sorry for the confusion, i hope this clears things up for you 
Jun 30 2010 9:23AM
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db21
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I was putting a bunch of wood on the fire and my cousin said to me "woah, slow down there. wood doesn't grow on trees."
Jun 30 2010 1:59PM
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gyarados
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do a barrel role
Jun 30 2010 2:19PM
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JakeSalvador
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irony at it's finest considering the gusto with which you chase trends.

- aKrieg

Jun 30 2010 2:23PM
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paige.
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Who is Ankara? - my friend researching turkey for a project (Ankara being the country's capital)
We should go to Thigh-land! - same friend
Jun 30 2010 3:22PM
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Will_
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you just made that up
Jun 30 2010 3:36PM
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SteezyasPie
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Yeah but echidnas and platypi are the only two monotremes (egg laying mammals) in the world. As a general rule of thumb, if it's a mammal it doesn't lay eggs.
Jun 30 2010 4:23PM
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dubaiski
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A couple years ago i got 4th highest in the year (At our school) for a physics exam and some guy asked me 'how many people got higher?', not the stupidest thing but i just remembered.
Jun 30 2010 4:28PM
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neutralzombie
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mom: "did you just say you ate a shit ton of penis?"

me: "no mom. i said peanuts."
Jun 30 2010 5:17PM
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db21
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swear on my life that happened. not asking you to believe me but it did
Jun 30 2010 7:37PM
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PDeg
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hahahahah
Jun 30 2010 7:53PM
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charmander
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whatever it is i'm sure gnartron said it
Jun 30 2010 7:59PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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A girl in my Spanish class asked if Spanish people think in Spanish.
Jun 30 2010 8:14PM
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