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guy on the chair lift sees my "wide skis" they only 85 at the waist. but he says " you should totally hit the salomon course those fatties would shred on this powder" dumbass wasnt thinking that its PA and 45 degrees out
"is there a special chemical in birds wings that allows them to fly" "i got a 25 out of 50 on a test, i dont even want to know what percentage that is"
This was in front of the whole class... so everyone heard what a dumbfuck this kid is
Me: "Holy shit (eating) This is like an orgasm in my mouth
Some dumb kid: "What is an orgasm"
It was funny because the kid was completely serious and he was 17 years old.