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Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

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josh.
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and go.
Jul 25 2008 12:50AM
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Benhamine
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"Your wearing jeans so if the cops come you can stick your legs up in a pool full of jeans and they will never see you."
Jul 25 2008 12:51AM
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ilikeplants
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"What does this do?" (She was holding up a tube for a bike still in the box for it)

I told her in the nicest way possible because she was a pretty hot blonde but sometimes you just have to draw the line.

Jul 25 2008 12:52AM
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low_fidelity
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Jul 25 2008 12:53AM
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spliff.Life
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do a backflip
Jul 25 2008 12:55AM
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1080bio
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"dude vaporizers  are good for your lung"
Jul 25 2008 12:55AM
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BigJew
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"Pee is cleaner than water!"

Dumbest bitch ever in my biology class. It never occured to her that pee was water with shit in it.
Jul 25 2008 1:01AM
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Arabian.
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they are. Its inhaling essential oil, just like you would eucalyptus at a spa, or in a steam room.
Jul 25 2008 1:03AM
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Nicholas.
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haha not the dumbest but a recent one, like 30 minutes into dark night my girlfriend looks at me and when bruce wayne is on the screen she goes "wait....is he batman?"
Jul 25 2008 1:04AM
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Celone
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so, a couple friends and i were watching surfing, and one of them says, word for word, "i didnt know surfing was in the ocean, i thought it was in lakes."  with a serious face too.

Jul 25 2008 1:07AM
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FNJ
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yeah abooouut that
Jul 25 2008 1:12AM
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huge-go
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"That sign is like 3 plywoods big!" We were on our way home from a football game when a certain retard who also happens to swallow chew and throw boulders at school buses sees a stop sign that was approx. 4 feet wide.

Jul 25 2008 1:13AM
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Santa-Cruz
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why do ur skis have two tips
Jul 25 2008 1:19AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Some Blonde bitch in out bioligy class trying to save polar bears from extinction-

"We should put all the Polar bears in ski dubai!" My bio teacher just laughed the rest of the lesson.
Jul 25 2008 1:20AM
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artfullydodged
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girl: what are urinals for?
me: pooping
girl: really?... wait then y cant girls use them?
me: well urinals incinerate the poo and some girls are stupid and gullible and cant be trusted with fire
girl: oh, ok

no offense to any ladies out there
Jul 25 2008 1:22AM
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DangerToes
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It isnt pollution thats harming the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it
-George W Bush
Jul 25 2008 1:25AM
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caucasian_chad
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(referring to my twintips) "Those are the biggest snowblades I've ever seen"
Not even joking, this is from the earlier days of freeskiing, though.  And it was in the midwest.
Jul 25 2008 1:26AM
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Santa-Cruz
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he said that i really cant believe that he got elected



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Jul 25 2008 1:27AM
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1080bio
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did you really just compare smoking weed to eucalyptus. congratulations your the new winner! stupid comment
Jul 25 2008 1:29AM
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josh.
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and explain your reasoning?
Jul 25 2008 1:44AM
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ONT_rider
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That would be one sick bear fight though...
Jul 25 2008 1:46AM
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thathyphykid
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when i used to hang out with this girl, i asked her what she want to do when she grew up.
She was completely serious when she said, "well one of my goals is to go to jail."
Jul 25 2008 1:51AM
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SirFryanator
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weed isn't completely harmless...
Jul 25 2008 2:06AM
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_alli_
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"ok, so does the earth revolve around the sun, or like how does that work?"
Jul 25 2008 2:07AM
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Benhamine
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Yea but he was talking about vaporizing weed which is proven not to be harmful.
Jul 25 2008 2:07AM
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SirFryanator
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THC in general isn't amazing for your brain. It's perfectly harmless to your lungs, sure, but the actual chemical doesn't do your brain a good deed for the most part. I'm not going to go into details but I suggest you read Daniel Amen's book Change Your Brain Change Your Life
And yes, I smoke, I used to smoke a lot more than I do now (stupidly long weed binges) but now I smoke every other week or so, sometimes more depending on whether one of my friends is available or not. Just saying I'm not one of those brainwashed DARE kids.

But this isn't the point...we should get back to the thread.

Stupidest thing I've ever heard..."powder skiing sucks"
Jul 25 2008 2:13AM
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landonn
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on a notorious big song, sky's the limit,  you prolly heard it, he introduces himself. haha. funniest shit.  can't think of anything else right now.
Jul 25 2008 2:22AM
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swaggadagga
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my friend was high and he was playing halo and he looked at the screen and looked at me and was like dudde, i can see you running on the tv.
Jul 25 2008 2:28AM
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RICK_ROSS
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give me the dohnuts and the bear lives
Jul 25 2008 2:45AM
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Scott~
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Some hockey player in my physics class back in high school asked this question "So those stars out there... are they like other suns?"
I then had an overwhelming urge to throw something at him... but I decided not to considering he was about to become a professional hockey player and could already snap me in half lmao~
Jul 25 2008 2:53AM
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Beefcake
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"why would you want to ski this stuff?  (reffering to the 2ft.+ of pow @ homewood) its so deep and cold"

Jul 25 2008 2:57AM
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josh.
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well hes kinda right
Jul 25 2008 3:00AM
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Santa-Cruz
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skiing is stupid u should snowboard
Jul 25 2008 3:01AM
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Arabian.
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If you had a rational thought in that tiny brain of yours, then you would read the ENTIRE comment, and not display your incredible ignorance by saying something like that. Listen carefully, because I can't say this slowly over the internet like your special ed. counselor does for you on  daily basis:

Vaporizing does not = Smoking
Vaporizing heats the active chemicals in weed, and turns them to a steamy vapor
Inhale the vapor.

Vapor is not smoke.

Vaporizors use the same principles as saunas and steam rooms.
Vapor gets you high, but does not damage your lungs.
It is JUST VAPOR.

Also,
Jul 25 2008 3:08AM
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Arabian.
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try using punctuation.)*)DEDEDE(*#&#^..?
Jul 25 2008 3:09AM
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beezey
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My buddy looked at my pass to steamboat and asked me when i went


i didnt say anything



30 seconds he relizied the date was in big block letters under the word steamboat
Jul 25 2008 3:26AM
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Alex_G
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Wait...people do flips and tricks on skis? I thought that was just for snowboarding!
Jul 25 2008 3:32AM
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[~_~]
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This one girl kind of had a thing for me and I was considering until she opened her mouth:

"What is a synthesizer?"
"All people in the middle east should die"
"Let me call you back after I finish watching Laguna Beach"




"You look like the Jonas Brothers"

"...All of them?"

And after 3 beers she goes into the middle of a somewhat meaty road and lies down in it.
Jul 25 2008 5:02AM
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[~_~]
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some more:

"Nolan, do you know what iambic pentameter is?"

"No, but my dad is 6'8"."


"Pot is worse for you than Alcohol."


And the aforementioned girl did a faceplant when attempting a handplant because "I never told her she had to put out her hands to do a handplant." It was awesome. Right onto her dumb face!
Jul 25 2008 5:10AM
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Scott~
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Its a question... an incredibly stupid one at that~
Jul 25 2008 5:59AM
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JHDski47
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"the files are INSIDE the computer"
Jul 25 2008 8:44AM
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[BRI]noceros
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well, one of my friends is a total fucking idiot, and he says stupid things all the time

"Compton's in Africa right? Well, it sounds Jamaican, so it's probably in Africa"
"Have you heard of the A-rabs?" (he meant Arabs, but he said it like A-rabs. it was hilarious)
"Israel....we're in a war with them, right?" (that was another person, but she's an idiot too)

and the first guy's opinion on politics:
"I don't think we need to know about politics until we're 18. It's much more important to know who wins the noble prize for science, or technology. now that's important"

but yeah, he's a huge idiot
Jul 25 2008 9:21AM
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Static
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This one girl posted online calling a single day ticket a pass.
Jul 25 2008 9:32AM
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steezyjibber
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a dumb girl in my chem class raised her hand and asked if she should use a pencil or a pen for the notes
Jul 25 2008 9:45AM
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theratpack
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i was makeing fun of this kid in my class and out of no where he says "dude get ur dick out of my mouth before u speak"

Jul 25 2008 1:04PM
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Steezy_Street
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A girl once asked me....."What's Pacman?"
Jul 25 2008 2:33PM
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1080bio
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The point is its not GOOD for your lungs you dumb fuck.  which is what made the comment stupid in the first place. yah its not as bad as smoking but still not G00D.  Inhaling eucalyptus is also much different the inhaling thc, theres plenty of studies out there proving that large quantities of thc are not good for your body.  While eucalyptus simply opens your airways and relaxes you.  Oh and btw get the dick out of your ass.
Jul 25 2008 2:43PM
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Arabian.
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Your getting brain and lungs mixed up. THC is fine for lungs. Not for the brain. THC oil has the same effect as any other vapor oil on the lungs.
Jul 25 2008 2:56PM
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Mezmerize19
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Just now im in my room and my two brothers Connor (8) and Cameron (6) are playing guitar hero 3 and I hear this:

Connor: "I think I know why this song is so hard!" (referring to Paint It Black on easy)

Cameron: "Why?"

Connor: "It was made in 1966!"

Cameron: "ohhhhhh. thats hard.."
Jul 25 2008 2:58PM
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MatRich
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my friend biron completely stoned: holy shit my gums are stuck to my teeth!!
us: no shit
biron: no im serious its fucked up I cant move my jaws
us: after bursting into laughs... thats cuz their conected dumbass
biron: no look i cant move my gums!

it went on for a while until he realised he ment to say upper lip
Jul 25 2008 3:07PM
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1080bio
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yeah but my point is its not good for your lungs. The thc thing was just a side note.  excuse my anger in the previous post i just had my wisdom teeth out so i hate the world at the moment.
Jul 25 2008 3:10PM
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