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Question: What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?

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SteezyAintEasy
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What Type Of Music Do You Masturbate To?
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this should get mad funny.
Jul 23 2008 10:26PM
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aznsteeze
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is that song even in english?
i coudlnt make out one word?
but those lyrics are fucked.

touch my tra la la
Jul 24 2008 2:16AM
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Grube
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yeah in 7th grade this one guy started jacking off in french class then everyone started calling him boner ben
Jul 24 2008 2:32AM
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artfullydodged
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Jul 24 2008 3:38AM
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SHampson
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my chemistry teacher cracked that joke on me in front of the class once.
Jul 24 2008 3:47AM
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samwise
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Well I can't want to speak for you, but every couple of weeks in school i hear a new story about some kid beating it in class, and i'm calling bullshit
Jul 24 2008 9:55AM
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Dylan_
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hahaha, well after this happened EVERYONE just stopped talking to the kid haha
Jul 24 2008 9:56AM
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ChrisMercer
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i think every guy has whacked it to this song.

you grab a beer, turn on the xbox, rub one out real quick, then shoot some people in the face.

Jul 24 2008 10:04AM
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pussymoneyweed
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what was the point of this thread? so you can play theere masturbate song and watch them?

Jul 24 2008 10:31AM
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rlee
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perfect. enough said
Jul 24 2008 10:52AM
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hael
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my ding ding dong.


haha gunther is soo great.
Jul 24 2008 11:22AM
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=Worf=
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boom chik awwhah wah cik a wah wah, or what ever stupid soundtrak is playing on that particular porn
Jul 24 2008 11:50AM
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no_steeze
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haha, every muscle flexed, biting the lower lip, and hitting like mach 3 with the motions while curled up into a tight little ball, that's furious masturbation

usually i'm hearing moaning and "fuck me in the ass" type noises accompanied by some loose whore getting the shit fucked out of her by a tattooed mexican
Jul 24 2008 11:55AM
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Scolson
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ahaha, that's when donna catches eric in her bathroom.  Then he's like "YOU DO IT TOO!!".  gay thread btw
Jul 24 2008 12:40PM
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no_steeze
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this little kid in my 7th grade class was sitting with his book over his pants to cover his boner and it was so obvious and then the teacher called on him and he sort of waddled to the front of the room half bent over and half standing up, the whole class just started laughing
Jul 24 2008 12:43PM
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Balto
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lol that happened to a guy in my german class this past year.
Jul 24 2008 12:52PM
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casual
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New Order or Morrisey.
Jul 24 2008 1:05PM
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-Nick-
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Jul 24 2008 1:06PM
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ChadThundercock
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Pretty fly for a white guy- the offspring [:

Jul 24 2008 6:28PM
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KAS
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 68
aaaahhhhahahaaa
Jul 24 2008 6:57PM
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Duncan*
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haha its creepy
Jul 24 2008 6:57PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I had my speakers up really loud to listen to that miley cyrus song, that was fucking scary as hell
Jul 24 2008 7:00PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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pwned
Jul 24 2008 7:10PM
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Hannah.
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creepy creeperson thread
Jul 24 2008 7:58PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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lol
Jul 24 2008 9:15PM
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skrilla_MAC
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it was any 2pac but know its ding dong song.
Jul 24 2008 9:26PM
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skijunkiedtm
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NS sucks in the summer... especially NSG.
Jul 24 2008 9:35PM
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cfox
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hahahahahaha
Jul 24 2008 10:13PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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nuthing gets me off like the wiggles


Jul 24 2008 10:25PM
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fsscott
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i hope you got paid a lot of money for this haha!
Jul 24 2008 11:02PM
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SteezyAintEasy
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haha this is hilarious with all these vids.
Jul 25 2008 1:56PM
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