Replying to Name my future raccoon

ok, so theres a raccoon that is living around our house. it comes out at night and eats my dogs food, and makes noise. we have seen him a couple of times, but the other night he got in a fight with my dog and my brother (he has an afro). the coon obviously won. so y goal for the remainder of the summer is to capture this wild animal, tame him and treat him as if he were part of the family. the only thing i am hesitant about is wat to name him. so go forth and enlighten me a name for a raccoon. p.s. he is the deffinition of a goggle tan