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Sk3bUm
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ok so if your like me you hate going to the bathroom every 5 minutes to piss. this can be distracting and annoying when you are playing cards or just trying to have a conversation with someone. well i have found the solution this irratating problem......... DIAPERS!!!, that's right diapers, no more going to the bathroom or trying to hold it in when the line is long. diapers also serve more than one purpose for example they add an extra padding for your ass & plus you get to pimp a new stylish fashion known as the diaper steeze. the ladies love it. oh wait there's more. THERE'S MORE!?!?! YES that's right folks there is more a lot more, but what i am about to tell you will get you stuck on the new diaper trend faster than a bum can pick up a penny. Are you tired of those embarrassing moments when you piss the bed with a hot female lying next to you? well i am & you should be too. well your worries are over because now you can piss the bed without her ever knowing.

p.s. diapers are great for long road trips. they can cut down on your driving time up to 15 MINUTES! NO I DID NOT STUTTER. THAT'S RIGHT 15 MINTUES.

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Oct 21 2003 1:30PM
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Sk3bUm
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i know i'm not the only one who pisses the bed here

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Oct 21 2003 1:46PM
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FRZGene
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Just wait as possibly long as you can. Once you break the seal, you piss every 10 minutes, but if you never break the seal, it's not that bad. Just be strong, and eventually the urge will go away....or when you get too drunk and pass out, you'll piss your pants.
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Oct 21 2003 1:46PM
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Sk3bUm
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^but that's what the diaper is for

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Oct 21 2003 1:49PM
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a catheter and urine bag setup would work better.

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Oct 21 2003 1:53PM
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yeah definitely
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Oct 21 2003 2:04PM
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aoe
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yeah ^^ and it has abetter ring to it 'urine bag steez'





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Oct 21 2003 2:06PM
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buck490
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just hold it....no really HOLD it.

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Oct 21 2003 3:25PM
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Norred
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diaper idea works pretty well. unless you're trying to get a chick.

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Oct 21 2003 7:24PM
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P-JO
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Why don't you just stick a huge broom up your ass, both that and wearing a diaper are equally ghey ideas.





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Oct 21 2003 7:47PM
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SkeeOrDye
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a urin bag defeats the purpose. u gotta get the warm tingly feeling of pissing you pants. oh how i long for that feeling
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Oct 21 2003 7:53PM
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NomenClature
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this is weird: when i smoke, right after i smoke, I REALLY have to go to the bathroom, and never again after that, but its always the longest piss ever, if i smoke twice in one hour, oi wont have to piss no matter how much liquid is consumed until i smoke agina, at which time i have to go so bad it feels as though my bladder is going ot explode.
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Oct 21 2003 8:06PM
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Sk3bUm
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so you're telling me that my theory actually works. hot damn!

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Oct 22 2003 12:19AM
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Sk3bUm
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^what theory?

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Dub_Digital
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sarcasmmm

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andrew.
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6 year bumpppp
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thisandthatfilms
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you would
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R-B-B
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i like this thread
Jul 4 2009 2:45PM
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C-Weezy
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ya!

Jul 4 2009 2:50PM
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Mr_Orange
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my friends brother actually wore a diaper to the bar once
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