Replying to Hobos

so im in cambridge, MA and we went on a midnight oreo run to CVS and decided to talk to this hobo that is always outside CVS....we offered him oreos but he said no, becuase he caimed he was vegan and instead proceeded to tell us his life story and how he got where he was...and said that he got on a train with a bandana on and the police came and took him to a torture chamber in an underground tunnel. He called the FBI from jail and the ACLU and said niether of those organizations would help him becuase the girls in the FBI and ACLU are only attracted to middle eastern men and hate low income white males. he was pretty crazy and tried to follow us back to our dorm...we also talked to a homeless lady and her husband and she said she lost her house that was like 5 blocks away becuase she got in debt and cambridge is the only thing she knows. We told her to go to the homeless shelter where they could help her and she got really angry and said she didn't need help from anyone....

anyway, i was bored and decided to make a thread about this, anyone else ever talk to hobos? any interesting stories?? its pretty sad and if we talk to them we make sure they know where the shelter is.