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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
i have a flight from portland, oregon to atlanta, and then i go from atlanta to NYC. besides watching a movie, what else could i do?
Jul 14 2008 10:44PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
stealth whacking..but dont be a pussy and cover up your danger zone with a blanket. be a man and do it in broad view of everyone.
Jul 14 2008 10:46PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21

bring a lap top,ipod, window seat! talk to the passenger you're with or something PSP, etc.

Jul 14 2008 10:46PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
ambien
Jul 14 2008 10:47PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
            
Jul 14 2008 10:47PM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
See how many illegal things you can get onto the plane with.
Jul 14 2008 10:47PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
i can never find anythiibg to do on planes so i just sleep.
Jul 14 2008 10:48PM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
examples...hahaha
Jul 14 2008 10:49PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
2 foot dildoes
Jul 14 2008 10:49PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
2 foot black dildos. oh and do the mannequin in a ski bag thing
Jul 14 2008 10:51PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
snort rocks
Jul 14 2008 10:56PM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
Not like bombs or anything, that shit's played.
Jul 14 2008 10:56PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
listen to music.

jack off

sleep
Jul 14 2008 10:58PM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
ya too many people are doing that now a days, i gotta come up with something original
Jul 14 2008 10:59PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
bring meth, then inject it into the pilot
Jul 14 2008 11:01PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
find a chick and spit some game. trust me made my last flight alot more fun XD
Jul 14 2008 11:02PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
man up and whip out the old gameboy. 
Jul 14 2008 11:03PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
a crate of poisonous snakes
Jul 14 2008 11:03PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
screw some chick  in the bathroom
Jul 14 2008 11:04PM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
alright so far, i need two black dildos, meth, and find a girl to fuck in the bathroom. should keep me occupied for a while. i dont know if it will be enough for 8 hours though.
Jul 14 2008 11:07PM
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ChronicLines
Posts: 951 - Karma: 61
Win.
Jul 14 2008 11:09PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 247
ive never been on a plane so i cant help ya here
Jul 14 2008 11:13PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
covered in a cans of axe
Jul 14 2008 11:25PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
-bring one of those remote controlled fart sound makers, and put it under some dudes seat.
-pretend to take a nap and groan loudly, when the stuartess asks you if everything is alright, say the voices in your head want you to do something bad....something really bad.
go up to couples and claim that  you saw the girl in an adult film the other day, then proceed to ask for an autograph
Jul 14 2008 11:29PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
sneak your way into first class
Jul 14 2008 11:37PM
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
Page the attendant and when they come blame it on the people next to you.
Jul 14 2008 11:54PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
Take 2 Xanax and you'll be set
Jul 14 2008 11:59PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
just fuck with everyone around you, it's hilarious. when the is stuartess is walking up be like ma'am excuse me. then when she comes back don't say anything. do it again and don't say anything, then the last time look at the people across from you and be like would you fucking grow up you asshole. it's gold.

have debates with the person next to you. for example just be like so who are you like in the election? whoever they say pick the opposite and make up random facts and shit to piss them off.

have in depth conversations with the stuartess'. my cousin who is a pilot told me a lot of them bring dildos and stuff and wash them in hotel coffee pots. ask them about shit like that. if they joined the mile high club and whatnot.

act like you know everyone you talk to. ask them their name and be like OH ____!! it's been forever wow. i'm ______. how have you been? ask them a shitload of questions where they can't really tell you don't know a thing about them. if they ask how you know them, just say your grandparents were best friends. they will walk away feeling like such an asshole cause they don't know you. i've got that one down PAT.

i've got more but i can't stay on here any longer. all these are proven to work!
Jul 15 2008 12:04AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
and a gameboy
Jul 15 2008 12:10AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
My dads a pilot so i get free first class seats, but anyway, im going to say jump out the door at 15000ft with a blanket and see if it works as a paracute.
Jul 15 2008 1:16AM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
i take a few ibuprofen and sleep
Jul 15 2008 1:19AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
bring some lotion, paper towels, and spend the time in the bathroom with a laptop
Jul 15 2008 1:24AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823

A lot of people have made pot brownies and eaten them just before they go in the airport. Said it made the flight way more fun or turned 20 hours into 3.

Snakes On a Plane

Join the Mile High Club (renew your membership every half hour).

squirt people with water from behind and pretend it wasn't you

shit your pants

kick a soccer ball up and down the isle

tell people god spoke to you and that the plane is going to crash

Play Bloodhound Gang real loud on a boombox.

Jul 15 2008 1:39AM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
When they serve you beverages ask for grape drink. They get hella confused.
Jul 15 2008 1:46AM
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No_Bueno
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
what i have found best and most entertaining, is get a small syringe(no needle) and just  bottled water(if allowed onto plane) and just slurp up a little water and shoot the small stream of water at peoples heads, maybe 2-3 more rows ahead of you. Obviously don't make a funny face, or giggle and such. Keep it cool and see funny reactions.

If that isnt what your looking for, than if your sitting next to a random person, act like you have..
A)Tourettes, pretty over done
B) Schizophrenia, hard to  pull off sometimes..
C) A.d.h.d , while in the middle of a converation
D) Or a terrible coke addiction where you try to sniff everything you can

Just stuff i like to do with friends on a plane.
Jul 15 2008 2:00AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
lolz
Jul 15 2008 9:40AM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Shit your pants?
Jul 15 2008 11:26AM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
look out the window and scream "holy shit what the fuck is that?!?!?!"
Jul 15 2008 11:41AM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
tommorow i go from hartford ct to vegas to portland thats 10+ hours of  which sucks but im going to windells so that makes up for the long trip
Jul 15 2008 11:47AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
ahahahahahaha- i could just see comeone chewing on a headrest for like 5 hours
Jul 15 2008 11:49AM
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Dumont92
Posts: 209 - Karma: 9
steal peoples skymall magazines and cut out random pictures through out them and put all of the pictures in one magazine
and just ask people stupid questions
Jul 15 2008 12:03PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
get naked
Jul 15 2008 12:05PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
yep. a lot of the female and male (gay) stuartess' told him not to use the coffee pots in hotels because they use the hot water from the coffeepots to wash sex toys and pantyhose. actually pretty much there is a lot of shit that goes on in those hotels, you wouldn't even want to sleep in one if you knew it all hahaha.
Jul 15 2008 1:46PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
My dads an Airline pilot, i bet he knows what goes on, i will ask him for sure. But i have heard stories of stewardesses raiding gay stewards rooms and taking shit and shit like that.
Jul 15 2008 1:54PM
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