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Nipples got a girl pregnant

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chucktown
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Hey guys Nipples ''Steven Larick'' railed this girl with out a condom last night here in Canada! We are not totally sure if she is pregnant yet but it is very likely. Papasteeze needs to change his name to Grandpasteeze now
Jul 13 2008 9:21PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahah this is hilarious, but oh so sad if it's true (i'm not convinced)
Jul 21 2008 11:35PM
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T.F
Posts: 119 - Karma: 11
hahahaha woww
Jul 21 2008 11:58PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
hehe i cant wait
Jul 22 2008 12:04AM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
this kid needs to post already!
Jul 22 2008 12:04AM
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Optic_Rhythm
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hahahahaha nipples you stupid fuck. I'm so happy i just watched the original nipples video...that week at camp was one of the funniest weeks of my life, we're all so fucking young!

I hope this shit isn't true
Jul 22 2008 12:23AM
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PhilboydStudge
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god i cant even wait till tomorrow night
Jul 22 2008 12:32AM
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ILoveOhio
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It feels like the excitement I get the day before opening day.
Jul 22 2008 12:52AM
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landonn
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yeah man for reals.
Jul 22 2008 1:29AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
shwing!
Jul 22 2008 2:03AM
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josh.
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this is going to be funny. my threads.
Jul 22 2008 6:25AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
hahaha i forgot about how epic this thread was when i first read it..
Jul 22 2008 6:40AM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
Theme song?

Jul 22 2008 9:17AM
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Coalescent
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Papasteeze if its true just hope the girl was a hotty..at loon when we went we got some girls and i cock blocked nips so bad...they were beat and the one wanted him...but i said no and did all that i could..now that kid would have looked like it had down syndrome...the girl was a beast and ugly...
Jul 22 2008 9:57AM
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papasteeze
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so what, looks aren't everything.   I bet she had a great personality!   :P
Jul 22 2008 10:10AM
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reverendwrong
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haha thats a good one
Jul 22 2008 10:12AM
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Coalescent
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haha..by the end of the trip..nipples was telling her "bitch shut up", "get out of the car whore", "your ugly", "why don't you just go home".  "Who the hell invited you", "Shut up whore and never talk again", and a couple more "your ugly's". 

probably the funniest quote of the trip

"Bitch you look like a moose, get out of the car and stand infront of the moose crossing sign so i can take your picture"
Jul 22 2008 11:03AM
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salomonskiier12
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hhaha thats great, i wish i went to ski camp
Jul 22 2008 11:07AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
HAHAHAHAHA.... oh my sweet Jesus that's amazing...
Jul 22 2008 12:12PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
i cant believe i just read this entire fucking thread and i have a few thingds to say, A) yes sex is better without a rubber, which is why if u have a steady gf with chill parents, get her to tell them if they dont put her on birthcontrol they are gonna be grandparents, B) congrats nips, i dont know you, but props for losing it as a 14 year old, C) nips that sucks she might be knocked up, D) your famous!, E) YOUR GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!, F) your also kinda retarded, but oh well.... so yeah and i really wanna hear this story
Jul 22 2008 4:07PM
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PacificRimJob
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OH SHIT hahahahaha thats harsh.
Jul 22 2008 5:18PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
BUMP for Nipples story. NS needs to hear this. And also she'd better be pregnant for real
Jul 22 2008 5:45PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
Haha i doubt it, but sitll this is an epic thread...
Jul 22 2008 8:18PM
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tommihq
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Yeah but just think how epic this would be if it was real. The kids life would be on NS from even before he/she is born
Jul 22 2008 9:20PM
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joey.
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truth! haha it would be great, as soon as she/he would learn how to read it reads this thread HAHA
Jul 22 2008 9:22PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
well itd be kinda a dick move to show the kid this thread. i mean showing your dads reaction when your born being the middle finger to a kid is even worse than knowing yor a mistake. haha would be funny though
Jul 22 2008 9:38PM
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doritos
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No no no... this thread is for when he hits puberty. It would scar him for life any time before then. Even at puberty it would be pretty damaging but it has to happen some time.
Jul 22 2008 9:38PM
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joey.
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hahaha true true
Jul 22 2008 9:45PM
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StevenLarick
Posts: 640 - Karma: 130
Ok so I've thought long and hard about what i should name my child and i have came across the name EHEATH or something along tho lines. Now the rumor is that their TWINS!!!!!!!!!
Jul 22 2008 9:46PM
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joey.
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is your kid going to be a fat postwhore faggot? no offense eheath, just saying...

btw nipples your the man
Jul 22 2008 9:49PM
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skiRay
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you should name the other one tod wallnuts
Jul 22 2008 9:52PM
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jimmer
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oh shit!
Jul 22 2008 9:54PM
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smokey420
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id hit it...
Jul 22 2008 9:58PM
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BMskier
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thats the most legit name i have ever heard. pick this one if they are twins
Jul 22 2008 11:48PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
name it tittis... just kidding.
Jul 23 2008 1:56AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Cookie nipple one and cookie nipple two, that shall be their names.
Jul 23 2008 2:02AM
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PacificRimJob
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OH SHIT nipplets runnin around!
Jul 23 2008 5:41AM
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Skierguy1234
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hey nips, he thinks this was your first time....
hahahaha

Jul 23 2008 11:47AM
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RDem
Posts: 646 - Karma: 183
baby #1 is teen baby #2 sex

there search for name over
Jul 23 2008 12:35PM
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pretzels
Posts: 416 - Karma: 43
HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahaahhaahahahahahhaahahhaahhaahahha that is the best thing i have heard since someone wrote a "ban eheath" post threads in non-ski gabbar
Jul 23 2008 3:25PM
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ONT_rider
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
Nipples, where are ya buddy? Newschoolers needs a complete update from you (preferably on the home page in the news section).
Jul 23 2008 8:38PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
^Hahahahaha yes... next time I'm on NS I want Knocked Up: Nipples Edition to be on the front page with a picture of the lucky lady and a full interview with both parties. Or at least one with Nipples.
Jul 23 2008 9:18PM
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Skierguy1234
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^you wont get an interview with the girl, she's not a skiier...
Jul 23 2008 9:22PM
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TOAST.
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so the kid has a 50/50 chance of being good at skiing
Jul 23 2008 10:49PM
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doritos
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Where the hell does a 14-year-old kid at summer camp meet a girl who isn't also at summer camp? Kid must have legendary game.
Jul 23 2008 10:57PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
yes we do
Jul 23 2008 11:02PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
have you heard??? the socond baby twin blew up.
Jul 24 2008 12:16AM
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josh.
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well his name is nipples
Jul 24 2008 12:54AM
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joey.
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yeaa he could only afford half an abortion
Jul 24 2008 12:55AM
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Santa-Cruz
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wait who the hell is nipples
Jul 24 2008 1:20AM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
if you read the thread you would figure it out. basicaly nipples is grandpasteeze's son and hes insane at skiing and partying , all of this at a young age
Jul 24 2008 11:58AM
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