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Nipples got a girl pregnant

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chucktown
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Hey guys Nipples ''Steven Larick'' railed this girl with out a condom last night here in Canada! We are not totally sure if she is pregnant yet but it is very likely. Papasteeze needs to change his name to Grandpasteeze now
Jul 13 2008 9:21PM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10447 - Karma: 10,018
have a priest waiting to perform an exorcism to rid him of the evil spirit that obviously led to these inappropriate actions.
Jul 18 2008 11:19AM
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PBraunstein
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 3,804
fucking hilarious...
Jul 18 2008 11:26AM
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Malcolm
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invite the girl over and be like this is your new step mother
Jul 18 2008 11:49AM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
word!
Jul 18 2008 12:20PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
im going to go ahead and call chads effect on this thread
Jul 18 2008 2:17PM
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TimmyK
Posts: 779 - Karma: 15
def gotta bag it just don't double up
Jul 18 2008 4:45PM
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JamesR
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thats what she said..?
Jul 18 2008 5:16PM
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Skibumsmith
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definatly do that and NS needs to have a baby naming contest too
Jul 18 2008 5:42PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
i already tried that like a couple days ago, and mods just deleted it.
Jul 18 2008 6:14PM
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KarmaSkiier
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looks that one was a reallll fast swimmer you should name the kid micheal phelps
Jul 18 2008 6:21PM
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jo-shmo
Posts: 142 - Karma: 39
Im so stoked that i took the time to read this thread!
Jul 18 2008 6:28PM
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pretzels
Posts: 416 - Karma: 43
AHAHHAHA when you graduate high school you will have a 3 year old son!!!!! does COC have a daycare?
Jul 18 2008 6:36PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
i honestly dont belive this, if so nipples will be the worst dad ever. ok maybe not the worst but pretty bad
Jul 18 2008 6:43PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
Lets just keep it in this thread. Nipples is kind of hard to top though
Jul 18 2008 6:44PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Are you kidding? Nipples' kid will come from a long line of awesome. First, PapaSteeze/GrandpaSteeze. Then (obviously), Nipples. His spawn will only perfect previous generations of awesome.
Jul 18 2008 6:45PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
well do you know nipples, cause i do. so personally i dont think he will have a clue what to do, i wouldnt
Jul 18 2008 6:46PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Well obviously I was being very, very serious. But.. seriously (really this time), he has Papasteeze as a guide. But even more seriously, yeah he would still make a terrible dad. The kid would be a riot though.
Jul 18 2008 6:50PM
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yung.bubz
Posts: 315 - Karma: 71
im i the only one that thinks that when all the funniest of this blows over nipples and grandpasteeze are fucked
Jul 18 2008 7:10PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Pics or it didn't happen

haha, I'm not buying any of this
Jul 18 2008 7:19PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha no, but you are the only one who actually thinks Nipples knocked a girl up. Sexercised? Probably. Pregnacised? Nope...
Jul 18 2008 8:31PM
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bigolrig
Posts: 572 - Karma: 14
holy shit that would be great, then film it
Jul 18 2008 9:36PM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604
newschoolers.com is to blame for this. I heard nipples approached said girl and simply used the NS greeting of "How do you get to the Chads from the bottom of Alta" and the whistler hood rat mistook his simple introduction as sexual innuendo and did the dirty deed, resulting in the production of said child.
Jul 18 2008 10:11PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
bahahahahahah
Jul 18 2008 10:13PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
really?
i heard in the middle of it he yelled "FIRST!!1!1!111"
and she said "lawlerskates...FAIL"
Jul 18 2008 10:41PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
hahaha  perfect ending for this seasons edit!
Jul 19 2008 9:19AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
it doesnt matter, my brother rocked him anyways 2 years ago at HN.
Jul 19 2008 7:09PM
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W_berman
Posts: 114 - Karma: 2,407
way to go nips
Jul 19 2008 9:10PM
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flux-capacitor
Posts: 317 - Karma: 42
YOU HAVE THE HAIR OF A 80S PORN STAR. and its freekin awesome
Jul 19 2008 10:12PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA......... MONEY!!! you win lol
Jul 19 2008 11:13PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
dude same....i wanted to see this new way of impregnation
Jul 19 2008 11:32PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
straight gold. except no wasabi game at all, you aint got shit on my nipples stipples
Jul 20 2008 12:58AM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,386
I knew I would have to go back into the picture archives and find this sometime.

it's sideways, deal with it.

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nipples is all about getting nekked and crawling into bed with girls.
Jul 20 2008 1:46AM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604
Nipples is rumored to sweat like a mother fucker while sleeping. I dont even know how that girl could handle it, kid's straight grime.
Jul 20 2008 1:49AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
Do nothing except leave a link to this thread on his bed saying, "Mah Boy!"





or do the crib idea and just leave the link to the thread in it.



either way make sure he reads this.


Or maybe he's already read it?
Jul 20 2008 3:42AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
correction, print out a great Owned picture and put the link at the top.
Jul 20 2008 3:43AM
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StuntCok
Posts: 125 - Karma: 22
papasteeze, from on old dude to another, you rock.  for serial
Jul 20 2008 4:15PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
ahahahahahahaha epic is the correct word to describe that video.
Jul 20 2008 4:59PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
send him right back to camp to do it again
Jul 21 2008 10:14AM
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RDem
Posts: 646 - Karma: 183
send in a sponsor video 2 trojan
Jul 21 2008 11:29AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
CATHERINE!!! MY GOD!
Jul 21 2008 11:36AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
nips home yet? i still cant belive he hasnt posted up his story....by the way how long was he at camp cuz if its just 1 sesh i dont believe it but if it was like 3 it totally happened. also pics of this dame are in order.
Jul 21 2008 12:15PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
what a homie
Jul 21 2008 7:23PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
damn kids these days dont appreciate shit
Jul 21 2008 8:45PM
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scott-skis
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 141
haha oh i love this thread (no homo)
Jul 21 2008 9:15PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
he is home.
i think he's just enjoying the speculation.
hahaha
Jul 21 2008 9:33PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
okay.... i think ispeak for most of NS when i say this..... we NEED......

1-nipples to give us his story

2-pics of this chick

3-pics/video/statement of parents reaction

4-dramatic reeanactment of the evil deed
Jul 21 2008 10:02PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
agreed
Jul 21 2008 10:07PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
yeah he is home now and with the time change along with making him go to work this morning at 7am  (about 3am whistler time)  he is asleep still recovering..  he isn't talking!

I'll have him post something tomorrow night.
Jul 21 2008 10:23PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hehehe
Jul 21 2008 10:56PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
haha. this will be an epic story.
Jul 21 2008 11:13PM
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