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Nipples got a girl pregnant

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chucktown
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Hey guys Nipples ''Steven Larick'' railed this girl with out a condom last night here in Canada! We are not totally sure if she is pregnant yet but it is very likely. Papasteeze needs to change his name to Grandpasteeze now
Jul 13 2008 9:21PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
woah this thread needs to stop...sooo much hate on such a mondo joke...i think it HAS gone a little far though...i mean nipples probably hasnt even got hair on his peaches yet
Jul 15 2008 11:54PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
haha mondo, havent heard that since 1998.
Jul 16 2008 12:13AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
^^^haha werd
Jul 16 2008 1:10AM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
Okay if I'm reading this right, your dad is super chill
Jul 16 2008 4:10AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
I say we make a contest to think of a name for their baby.
Jul 16 2008 8:10AM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
agreed
Jul 16 2008 8:18AM
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marc_sncl
Posts: 612 - Karma: 16
yeah!
Jul 16 2008 8:39AM
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W.o.R.d
Posts: 570 - Karma: 18
name it Nipple...short for Nipples
Jul 16 2008 10:02AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
Nipplets........i win
Jul 16 2008 10:10AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Nipplet if there is only one.
Jul 16 2008 10:22AM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38

well if there's twins, name one "ti"  and the other "tee"

Jul 16 2008 12:38PM
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Tex.
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 124
the importance of condoms:

Jul 16 2008 1:04PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
more like before he finished puberty
Jul 16 2008 1:51PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
well at least he might end up witha  good story. "this one time at ski camp....."
Jul 16 2008 1:58PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
maybe he can be like Kyle....

Jul 16 2008 2:10PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
thats so funny
Jul 16 2008 2:25PM
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Shpadoinkle
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But so true, LOL.
Jul 16 2008 6:25PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
How do you guys find this stuff?    hahahahahaha
Jul 16 2008 6:53PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
in the summer when theres no snow, some people watch youtube.
Jul 16 2008 7:04PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
haha, you actually changed it
Jul 16 2008 7:23PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
MAKE A CONTEST:NAME THE BABY!

either way, this is fucked up, and i hope its not true, cause that girl will be one uphappy girl...

but heres a word of advice for all your horny little 12 year olds:

don't be a fool, wrap your tool
Jul 16 2008 10:36PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
hahahaha wow
Jul 16 2008 10:46PM
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jfoley019
Posts: 929 - Karma: 95
I agree with Rogge, one of the best threads ever, so fucken funny, congrats on grandpahood Grandoasteeze
Jul 16 2008 10:53PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
True dat nigga!
Jul 16 2008 11:11PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
just think papa...you basically paid 2500 for your grandchild...so when it asks why you never buy it anything just say i already spent 2500 for camp on yo ass
Jul 17 2008 7:53AM
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bigolrig
Posts: 572 - Karma: 14
ahahahahahahahaha.
Jul 17 2008 10:17AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
hahaha its from this movie Stealing Harvard.
if you like stupid funny movies, you'll laugh your ass off.
Jul 17 2008 11:22AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
i can't believe this thread is this big hahaha it's hilarious
Jul 17 2008 11:45AM
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marc_sncl
Posts: 612 - Karma: 16
what do you expect, the father is 14
Jul 17 2008 12:28PM
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IrideWI
Posts: 2882 - Karma: 316
this is great
Jul 17 2008 12:56PM
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Duncan*
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 164
yea nips
Jul 17 2008 1:10PM
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=Worf=
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you gotto teach him that it goes in the other hole. no baby nips then and he'll get to keep her soul.  haha ATM all the time
Jul 17 2008 4:02PM
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=Worf=
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in canada there is sex in the champaign room. didnt you know
Jul 17 2008 4:04PM
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JoshBishop
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When asked, "Steven did you get any action last night?" This was his only response.

Photo: The Hurricane




Jul 17 2008 4:28PM
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Peter.
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OH SHIT the finger,hes getting all defensive now
Jul 17 2008 4:34PM
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Bagels
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Jul 17 2008 5:20PM
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Blandct
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motor boatin son of a bitch
Jul 17 2008 5:42PM
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c.Q.
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awesome.
Jul 17 2008 5:51PM
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Ben.
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bahahahahahahahahahaaha
Jul 17 2008 5:51PM
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tBatt
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show me the way by mac dre/smoov e?

Jul 17 2008 5:52PM
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Upgrayedd
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3 Minute Rule from the Beastie Boys album "Paul's Boutique"
Jul 17 2008 6:12PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
So,  he comes home Sunday,  what should I do?
Jul 18 2008 9:05AM
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Scandal.
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have a crib waiting in his room and some baby shit in it.
Jul 18 2008 9:11AM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
seconded
Jul 18 2008 10:12AM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10447 - Karma: 10,018
that. was. amazing.

hahaha

i had to do the wasabi thing once.  it is so hard.  it just sat in my mouth.....


Jul 18 2008 10:20AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
looks like they finegr is kinda tired...working it a little too much nips?
Jul 18 2008 10:23AM
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SnowRidgeParks
Posts: 2146 - Karma: 88
bahahaha every day i check back here there is even more hilarious shenanigans strewn about the thread, i love it
Jul 18 2008 10:47AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
HARSH!
Jul 18 2008 11:00AM
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afrocentric
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hahahahaha quoted for hilarious truth.
Jul 18 2008 11:10AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

get balloons that say "CONGRATULATIONS!"

Jul 18 2008 11:17AM
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