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Nipples got a girl pregnant

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chucktown
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Hey guys Nipples ''Steven Larick'' railed this girl with out a condom last night here in Canada! We are not totally sure if she is pregnant yet but it is very likely. Papasteeze needs to change his name to Grandpasteeze now
Jul 13 2008 9:21PM
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chickenwang
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hahahah solid name change
Jul 15 2008 11:48AM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
This whole thread is amazing
Jul 15 2008 11:51AM
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Aaaron.
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word.
Jul 15 2008 11:53AM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Story time?
Jul 15 2008 11:54AM
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shawk
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Imagine the conversation this girl will have to have with her family explaining how she slept with a random guy named Nipples at ski camp and got pregnant. 
Jul 15 2008 12:06PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25

No chance that is an awkward conversation

Jul 15 2008 12:13PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
"So what was his name?"

"....Nipples?"
Jul 15 2008 12:21PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
This needs to be NS front page...BISHOP, MOUSSEAU, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Jul 15 2008 12:50PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
Umm, for real? Gongratulations to daddy steeze and grand daddy steeze then
Jul 15 2008 1:15PM
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BEARS.
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bahahahahahahahaha my threads
Jul 15 2008 1:27PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
This is hilarious. There's no way this isn't made up though...
Jul 15 2008 1:41PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahaha thata boy nips!

glad to see nipples and old rob larick holdin it down for NS
Jul 15 2008 2:29PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 247
dude you are a dumb shiiiiiit
Jul 15 2008 2:44PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Or a troll that you just fed
Jul 15 2008 3:03PM
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KravtZ
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yeaaa nippsss

but... is this actually true? if so his dad is so chill about it or is trying to be cool for ns
Jul 15 2008 3:14PM
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c.Q.
Posts: 224 - Karma: 31
agreed
Jul 15 2008 3:16PM
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Billiards.
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Nice one Nipples... nice one
Jul 15 2008 3:30PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
im sry my sis is knows both of them so i am going to have to say claim until i get some real proff
Jul 15 2008 4:04PM
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masta_LE3B
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bwaahahahahaha
Jul 15 2008 4:09PM
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_CC_
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thats kinda sad that this is the funniest thing ive read in a while!!
Jul 15 2008 4:28PM
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Hannah.
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shut the fuck up kid hes a better dad than u'll ever be nothing is wrong with having kids as a teen my parents were 16 and 17 when i was born and my grandparents were and are a huge part of my life so yeah good dad good grand dad and u sir are an idiot
Jul 15 2008 4:30PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
o pwned

but i still say nips didnt get a girl preg
Jul 15 2008 4:33PM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
Nipples got all up hueeerrr
Jul 15 2008 4:57PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
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congrats? hahaha
Jul 15 2008 5:03PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Best post in this thread.
Jul 15 2008 5:06PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
just make sure you feed the baby poprocks on a regular basis.
Jul 15 2008 5:30PM
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Jeff_Lo
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while i'm all for people having kids, and i myself want kids. and i'm 20. and congrats nip's.  but wow the amount of responsibility in the ski culture, actual culture in general is insanely off.  As is the general lack of respect for women.  I'm shocked by some of what i've read and abortion/beating of women concepts have come up.

The fact that some of you even would sugguest it joking or not is kind of sick.

but w/e

This isn't aimed at Nips/Rob, just those giving opinions leading towards abuse/disrespect.

Congrats Nips/Rob if it is true.
Jul 15 2008 5:52PM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
just make sure to put the baby on NS for sale before you goto craigslist.
Jul 15 2008 6:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
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You took that wayyy too seriously. Calm down. Clothes hangar, kicking in the baby maker and stair jokes are all in good fun. No one would actually do that (unless of course fucked in the head).

This thread is jokes. So jump on the bandwagon and start with congratulations! Name her Clitoris!
Jul 15 2008 6:01PM
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tommihq
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I have some extra money at the moment... just PM when the kid is born
Jul 15 2008 6:09PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25

So we are sure the baby is a girl - amazing after just a day (modern technology never ceases to amaze).  Anyhoo, if the mother is latina, how about naming the baby Nipplita.

Jul 15 2008 6:10PM
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Sufferboy
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i rly want some proof other than ur words
Jul 15 2008 6:17PM
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Microcosm
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word.
really most of us here are teenage guys, what do you expect from us!
Jul 15 2008 6:50PM
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I-Ski-AK
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id rail her.
Jul 15 2008 6:55PM
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StReEtPIRATES
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if you feel a draft cover your shaft!
Jul 15 2008 7:11PM
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skiizy
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"if you need protection, tell latrel theres an extra shower curtain in the bathroom"
Jul 15 2008 7:28PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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can anybody see this happening to nips?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9U5HuU-x5NQ
Jul 15 2008 7:32PM
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ginty
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haha omg word
Jul 15 2008 7:34PM
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miroz
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Man, I'm so stoked for you dude.  Its gonna be sick.  Changing diapers and wiping buttholes and kissing booboos is gonna be a whole new experience for you.  Props dogg :)
Jul 15 2008 8:05PM
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Grube
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hahahaha
Jul 15 2008 8:05PM
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zylstra
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lol
Jul 15 2008 8:28PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
NIPPLES HAD SEX BEFORE HE GOT MARRIED OMG OMG OMG
Jul 15 2008 8:30PM
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DangerToes
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if schmuck said it, it must be true.....
Jul 15 2008 8:47PM
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HPskier
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he switched it to GrandpaSteeze, hahahaha
Jul 15 2008 10:19PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
we should have an NS contest to name the baby
Jul 15 2008 10:45PM
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.makuma.
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hahah same here
Jul 15 2008 11:09PM
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skimanskimanskim
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Wow, catch on to a joke ever???
Jul 15 2008 11:36PM
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casual
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"I knows it sounds bad Mom...but he's a really extreme skier!"
Jul 15 2008 11:42PM
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JTK
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oh jesus if only abstinence education could have been pushed through faster!!
Jul 15 2008 11:45PM
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Skipig25
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the thing about awesome stories is it doesn't even matter if it's true or not, it still is amazing. a lot of us might think it's fake, but it still is funny, and made my day x2
Jul 15 2008 11:54PM
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