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Nipples got a girl pregnant

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chucktown
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Hey guys Nipples ''Steven Larick'' railed this girl with out a condom last night here in Canada! We are not totally sure if she is pregnant yet but it is very likely. Papasteeze needs to change his name to Grandpasteeze now
Jul 13 2008 9:21PM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
RUNNNNN.
Apr 30 2009 5:20PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
Now then lets see NS what should we name the baby

and suggestions mine is Connor.
Apr 30 2009 5:56PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 966
i'm leaning towards young steezy
haha
Apr 30 2009 6:05PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
why wasnt NS invited to the baby shower? SERIOUSLY
Apr 30 2009 8:33PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
exactly
Apr 30 2009 8:37PM
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zookiejib
Posts: 95 - Karma: 16

You know those rediculously small baby shoes?

  ....full tilts

Apr 30 2009 9:23PM
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jca
Posts: 4172 - Karma: 6,310

SWINE FLU

r.i.p.

Apr 30 2009 9:59PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
this is ridiculous
Apr 30 2009 11:49PM
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BennyV
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
If your in his shoes, not funny at all. I was completely wasted one night and made the same mistake ( I think) For the next month I was scared shitless thinking I was gonne be a dad, and this was two weeks after my dad died...I thought I was gonna kill my mom emotionally. Long story short, I evidently pulled out as I later found out and no baby for me. I feel your pain if your worried tho
Apr 30 2009 11:56PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
Word. Whats the dealio?
May 1 2009 12:01AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
you serious
May 1 2009 12:06AM
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BennyV
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
This little fuck has since turned into a 12 year old mexican and spread swine flu to all of north america..thanks little man
May 1 2009 12:11AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
Well unless im mistaken, i've never read this thread before, i just looked at the last page and posted. I knew it existed but i never read it. So ya, i was actually kinda serious.
May 1 2009 12:17AM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
he was referring to your using of word, and the new hip lingo, "what's the dealio"


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May 1 2009 12:27AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161

Sorry bro, let me try again.

Whats the fuckin deal wit yo mufuckin baby G?!?!

May 1 2009 12:28AM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
hahaha
May 1 2009 1:41AM
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
very nice
May 1 2009 2:22AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
AIDS ?
May 1 2009 6:47AM
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Steezius_Maximus
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poor papasteeze
May 1 2009 8:52AM
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chucktown
Posts: 98 - Karma: 721
thats what wild whaleing will get you in whistler
May 1 2009 10:53AM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
definetly
May 1 2009 10:59AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I heard he got gingivitis from her!!!!!
May 1 2009 12:59PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 966
haha
i'm still in disbelief that people are actually taking this thread seriously...
May 1 2009 1:32PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
Here is a nice site where you can browse through a listing of popular names for the baby...

http://www.momswhothink.com/baby-girl-names/baby-girl-names-a-to-z-listing.html
May 1 2009 5:59PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903

Nipples, she's back and she brought a friend.  Get your game face on man!!!

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May 2 2009 1:32PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i just wasted a large part of my life reading this thread

but, i did thoroughly enjoy it

probably not as much as nipples enjoyed boning that girl though
May 2 2009 3:41PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
GETT EMMM NIPPS!
May 2 2009 4:17PM
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Drummy_skis
Posts: 360 - Karma: 48
alright stright up thi has been goin on for soooo long!! tell us what happened and possibly show us some pics!
May 2 2009 5:24PM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
yea no one else buddy... no one else..............  but i love the enthusiasm!
May 2 2009 10:48PM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 7,750
seriously.......
May 2 2009 10:53PM
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GKO
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 1,410
he dosent have to change his name to Grandpasteeze until his kid has a kid,
and i dont mean kid as a young goat for all you wise asses
May 2 2009 11:06PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
lol saw in my threads, to the top.
Aug 19 2009 12:59AM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
why? WHY!!!! Did you have to bump this again.
Aug 19 2009 2:04AM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
that poor truck...
Aug 19 2009 3:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
classic, we should make a book about all threads like this that passed on NS!
Aug 19 2009 4:27AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Yeah, I think that's what they would call an unbalanced load.  Like hauling 1400 lbs of Jello.
Aug 19 2009 11:25AM
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Zoro
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haha this threads awsome
Aug 19 2009 11:52AM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
this makes me so happy, this thread is EPIC
Aug 19 2009 1:15PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
my thoghts exactly.
Aug 19 2009 2:48PM
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TheHundreds
Posts: 330 - Karma: 10
a hot butterface.
Aug 19 2009 3:38PM
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Gr33nThumb
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
my niggaa
Aug 19 2009 5:37PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
aha 1 yr later
Aug 19 2009 5:50PM
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Scott_c
Posts: 99 - Karma: 79
Was going to think of a witty rhyme referring to wearing a condom before shaggin some minghag,
but yet again google has done that for me:)

http://www.condomslogans.com/

"Can your spam then bam that mam"
Aug 19 2009 7:17PM
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justinTpetricko
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,043
she probally got diseases
Aug 19 2009 10:21PM
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powerslide
Posts: 570 - Karma: 273

ha ha, the bottom of alta...

chads gap...hmmmm. 

if i turn my wife upside down i get to the bottom of.. and then i see this gap

what is pyramid then ... hmm.

Aug 20 2009 5:22PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
why was this bumped...

very nostalgic though
Aug 20 2009 6:14PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Yeah!!!  The NS Coffee Table Book.  No sarcasm.  I actually think that would sell in the NS Store.  Mr. Bishop are you listening?
Aug 20 2009 9:43PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
ah i missed this thread
Aug 21 2009 12:18AM
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Drummy_skis
Posts: 360 - Karma: 48
my man you didnt miss ne thing! were still talking about it lol
Aug 21 2009 9:13AM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
because i said so
Aug 21 2009 3:11PM
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