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Drinking whiskey

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t-rent
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a while back i had about 17 shots of southern comfort in 20 minutes, **CLAIM**
now im 15 and weigh 240, so do you think i was near death?
i have wanted to know for a while
Jul 13 2008 5:13PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
240? Jesus Christ, you need to eat more.
Jul 13 2008 5:16PM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
well it depends
if your fat then yes you were closer to dying because fat doesnt break down and take in alcohol
Jul 13 2008 5:20PM
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eheath
Posts: 61734 - Karma: 124,627
Probably not. soco is 35%, shots are usually only 1oz and 1.5oz is = to a "drink" 17 1oz shots = 11.3 "drinks" = to 11.3 beers.
Jul 13 2008 5:21PM
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Malcolm
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u obviously didnt die
Jul 13 2008 5:22PM
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Mezmerize19
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your 240 dude? shit. im only 155
Jul 13 2008 5:25PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3230 - Karma: 1,107
11.3 beers in 20 minutes. probably wasnt good for you. and if you died or not your still an idiot
Jul 13 2008 5:27PM
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Ceru
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dont do that dude.  everyone knows its fun to party and get tanked but you gotta know where your limit is, and that much alcohol is above many peoples limits.  im not saying dont do it becuz im not your like mom or anything, just be smart.
Jul 13 2008 5:31PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
oh yea i know, i was just drinking out of the bottle and took a guestimiate of how many i drank, i almost killed a fifth
Jul 13 2008 5:47PM
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walcott
Posts: 319 - Karma: 39
how tall are you
Jul 13 2008 5:51PM
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marc_sncl
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a fifth of a bottle of liquor? i almost pissed myself laughing at you because you`d need more than a bottle to die
Jul 13 2008 5:53PM
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RICK_ROSS
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im 16 and and 130. i would die
Jul 13 2008 5:57PM
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skeeze
Posts: 315 - Karma: 29
me and a buddy split a bottle of beam last summer and i definitely feel like i pushed it way to far so i get wat ur sayin--that was the only time ive ever actually totaly blacked out and its scary as fuck..
Jul 13 2008 8:30PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Fifth of a gallon sukka.
Jul 13 2008 8:32PM
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skiizy
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whiskey sucks... go rum!
Jul 13 2008 8:44PM
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infedel_one
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ok dood gotta break it to you but YOUR 15 AND WEIGH 240 SUCKAS...unless your some giant then you should lay off the booze and get on a diet or work out more...sorry to not break it to you gently but its just not healthy specially cause fat doesnt break down the alcohol as welll...nd u no you were no where near close to dying
Jul 13 2008 8:45PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
okay that WAS a little harsh...my bad
Jul 13 2008 8:47PM
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RICK_ROSS
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nah, fat kids need to know that there hated
Jul 13 2008 11:11PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
holy shit. your tits must be huge.
Jul 13 2008 11:16PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
i drank 50 shots of diesel fuel in 30 seconds, and my dick's bigger than yours.
Jul 13 2008 11:30PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
im 15 and i only weigh 105. your more than twice my size and the same age. holy shit.
Jul 13 2008 11:39PM
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Beef.Supreme
Posts: 103 - Karma: 16
Thats the calculations for the shitty gas station verson, which i'm really not surprised that a 15 year old would be drinking.

if it was real SoCo at 100 proof then this post would be about how this fat little shit died from drinking
Jul 13 2008 11:40PM
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finssidedown
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for seriously.

I know some guy who's like 220 and he breaks snowboards like every time he rides.  You should lose weight.  It'll save you money in skis. That and being 15 and weighing that much is probably unhealthy.
Jul 14 2008 12:24AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
a 240 pound 15 year old with a mullet to boot. what the fuck are you thinking?
Jul 14 2008 12:26AM
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Mezmerize19
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jesus christ. thanks for making me laugh. now my stomach hurts
Jul 14 2008 1:15AM
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T.Spliff
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yea ev dog you need to include the black label haha.
Jul 14 2008 1:18AM
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pho[tog]rapher
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.......awhile back when you were 8? you're a child. calm down.
Jul 14 2008 1:22AM
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=Worf=
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fat fucker,    haha i out weigh your as by 60 lbs.  no but you coulnt have been feeling to good.   you BAC would have been some where nearing .3  which is getting dangerous but no worries.   but i highly doubt you had that much that fast.   and i could still out drink you any day of the week.
Jul 14 2008 11:18AM
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t-rent
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i know yo ucould out drink me worf, but the hate guys, im not feeling it, also im 6 ft. for all of you just to let ya know


but the hate isnt neccisary
Jul 14 2008 11:28AM
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=Worf=
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well i am 6' 2"  310lbs  but i dont think many will talk shit to me, haha maybe only over the internet where i cant intimadate them.  and it dont stop me from getting 10 ft out of a pipe. 
Jul 14 2008 11:35AM
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Pippin
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you huge fucking claimer TIM
Jul 14 2008 2:28PM
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eheath
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Psssh no way he was drink black label he was 15 he would probably thought it was gross.
Jul 14 2008 2:31PM
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=Worf=
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he must be riiding the wrong boards.   i weigh over 300 and havnt broken a board since 2001 and it was a factory delam.   any way if you got the right equip weight doesnt matter.. and i ride harder then most people out there.
Jul 14 2008 2:38PM
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chimp
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you can ski?
Jul 14 2008 2:59PM
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=Worf=
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i actually snowboard.  trent though is a damn good skier.

hers some pics of my fat ass.
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Jul 14 2008 3:13PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 118
see i was not talking to you, i was talking to trent
Jul 14 2008 4:28PM
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doritos
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Lawl.
Jul 14 2008 4:44PM
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t-rent
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yea, if you see me ski you will be amazed, i am not good when it comes to rails and jumps, but just skiing i am really good
Jul 14 2008 5:34PM
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Beef.Supreme
Posts: 103 - Karma: 16
i respect that. I think everybody should make sure they have good euro-steeze whilst riding before they take their game to the park
Jul 14 2008 5:54PM
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Dan-Man
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I think i saw on that intervention show on AE that a person should not consume more than 6-8 drinks per hour any more could quite possibly result in alcohol poisoning. but you were drinking soco and your a big dude so you were probly fine, for future reference if your going to drink whisky man up and drink TEN HIGH
Jul 14 2008 5:59PM
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=Worf=
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nope real men drink weed
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Jul 15 2008 12:02PM
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