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Bathroom Wall Humor

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gkenworthy
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One thing I always enjoy, when using a public bathroom, is the writing that people put on the walls... They are often funny, disgusting, but more or less highly entertaining. Some of the funnier ones.

Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.

I once met a girl named Ester
She said to the man who undressed her
The better holeis behind
The front one is beginning to fester.

Does anyone like reading these at batthrooms? Do girls write things like this in their bathrooms? Any funny ones you can remember?


17 years ago
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skifree919
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if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down
17 years ago
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RJD2
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Quoting SteezeWhiz from Jul 12 2008 1:17:10:
For a good time call Sheniqua

Na Na Fo - Fo Fo Na Fa

(read it out loud to get it)
17 years ago
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VT_scratch
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Dear Gus,

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants."

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT? I SAW IT TOOOOO.

COULD IT BE WE TOOK A SHIT IN THE SAME STALL?








or just a common bathroom quote...
17 years ago
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bailer
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I once was here but now am not
went somewhere to smoke some pot
Left this here to make a point
Life's a bitch without a joint.

17 years ago
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gkenworthy
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There once was a man from Bandoo
Who fell asleep in his canoe
He dreamed about Venus
With his hand on his penis
And woke up with a handful of goo
17 years ago
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doublexl
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me n my moms were driving one time and we stopped at a rest stop. in the stall it said:

Andrews got a big dick and its all mine!

then, in like red sharpie, an arrow was drawn from the statement and said:

To infer possession, this statement needs an apostrophe.

right there i fucking lost it. maybe its one of those you had to be their things.
17 years ago
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First.Aid
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Not really that funny:

Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger
Alecs a dirty nigger

You get the picture
17 years ago
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montageskier
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My school bathroom was the shit. There was stuff written on the stalls of how a kid hooked up with the librarian, how one girl got fucked by a dog, and there were two stalls in the locker room. Both stalls in the locker room were devoted to one girl. She is a slut, it has funny shit like megan fucked a retard in the home ec room, megan likes it when you pee in her butt, megan had a bush but the retard she fucked shaved it off. The worst part is, her father is the chief of police, and found out and was pissed.
17 years ago
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jstemp
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Its how a black person says numbers
17 years ago
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SKI3PO
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Someone always writes Writes Robert Frost poetry on the walls.
17 years ago
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0ptions
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As a prank, i guess, last year some kids locked the bathroom door, then i dont know what happened next but I guess they smeared shit all over the walls and wrote fuck and stuff, I mean kinda sucks for the person whos gotta clean it up, but if ur umb enough to write own the walls in your own shit who is the prank really on? anyways there was like a 600$ reward but no one cashed in on it.
17 years ago
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SHastatahoe
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"What are you laughing at?  The joke is in your hand"
17 years ago
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no_steeze
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girls bathrooms are so nice, no carvings and everything's decorated and clean and flowery and shit, no retarded kids who pull their pants down all the way at the urinal and no carvings of "FUCK" on the walls
17 years ago
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Alkyy
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a small red sticker with black wrighting eye level to the shitter "caution survalence camera in use"

17 years ago
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babujib
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hahahahh dumb and dumber is the bomb dig movie
17 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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RyanvdonkFOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25th AT 2:15AM SHARP


That’s my birthday
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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Port-a shitter art Afghanistan circa 2012
4 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Future museums of human history should have bathroom graffiti exhibits
4 years ago
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SavageBiff
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In highschool we had one of those special kids that managed to be grouped with the normies, this was before they segregated them and assigned handlers, anyway he would always smear his shit on the wall and sometimes throw it at people under and over the stall, it got so bad when I would leave class to go to the bathroom I left the school and pissed in the woods or went to the church to shit, I got in trouble many times for leaving school grounds, my junior year I was expelled for taking a priests ruler and whipping the shit out of him with it, I’d had enough
4 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
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Saw this in a portable toilet at a construction site today:
Here I sit
With my ass a hurtin'
Just gave birth
To another Albertan

I'm pretty new to Canada and have no idea if this is a commonly held view of inhabitants of Alberta outside of this area?
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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Here I sit, broken hearted
I came to shit but I only farted
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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At a golf course in NH:

4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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eheathThe bathrooms at school were always funny, i remember a stall that had "sluts:" and a list of a bunch of slutty girls, so funny.


Not sure why you find that funny when you are the top of the list
4 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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hahah wtf, i dont think were viewed as such...
mystery3Saw this in a portable toilet at a construction site today:
Here I sit
With my ass a hurtin'
Just gave birth
To another Albertan

I'm pretty new to Canada and have no idea if this is a commonly held view of inhabitants of Alberta outside of this area?
4 years ago
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deathvalley69
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SavageBiffIn highschool we had one of those special kids that managed to be grouped with the normies, this was before they segregated them and assigned handlers, anyway he would always smear his shit on the wall and sometimes throw it at people under and over the stall, it got so bad when I would leave class to go to the bathroom I left the school and pissed in the woods or went to the church to shit, I got in trouble many times for leaving school grounds, my junior year I was expelled for taking a priests ruler and whipping the shit out of him with it, I’d had enough


What did the priest have to do with the shit smearer kid lmao
4 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Nothing. Mother fucker whacked my knuckles while I was sleeping and proceeded to wave it in my face as he told me I was getting my probably 50th 5 am detention, I lost it
deathvalley69What did the priest have to do with the shit smearer kid lmao
4 years ago
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Casey
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4 years ago
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DesertStix
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I thought you were proud for beating a developmentally disabled kid with a ruler the first time I read this lmao then realized you dummied the priest. Nice.
SavageBiffNothing. Mother fucker whacked my knuckles while I was sleeping and proceeded to wave it in my face as he told me I was getting my probably 50th 5 am detention, I lost it
4 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Now I’m lmao…just the mental picture I know it’s wrong but shit😂
nah contrary to my posts directed at skierman and a few others,I don’t abuse the handicapped.
And I’m not particularly proud of it now, I was all juiced up on creatine and teenage hormones and I hated school, I was a metal head in a catholic school, and I fuckin lost it and hated that place.
DesertStixI thought you were proud for beating a developmentally disabled kid with a ruler the first time I read this lmao then realized you dummied the priest. Nice.
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
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what a find
4 years ago
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DesertStix
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Hahaha and that was the last day he ever smacked any kid on the knuckles with a ruler. Call it the “biff effect”
SavageBiffNow I’m lmao…just the mental picture I know it’s wrong but shit😂
nah contrary to my posts directed at skierman and a few others,I don’t abuse the handicapped.
And I’m not particularly proud of it now, I was all juiced up on creatine and teenage hormones and I hated school, I was a metal head in a catholic school, and I fuckin lost it and hated that place.
4 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Lol I actually heard it was the last, but at the same time, I never saw him hit anyone but me. He whacked a few desks, kicked a few desks, made kids stand in corner, real pita
DesertStixHahaha and that was the last day he ever smacked any kid on the knuckles with a ruler. Call it the “biff effect”
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