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Bathroom Wall Humor

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gkenworthy
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One thing I always enjoy, when using a public bathroom, is the writing that people put on the walls... They are often funny, disgusting, but more or less highly entertaining. Some of the funnier ones.

Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.

I once met a girl named Ester
She said to the man who undressed her
The better holeis behind
The front one is beginning to fester.

Does anyone like reading these at batthrooms? Do girls write things like this in their bathrooms? Any funny ones you can remember?


Jul 12 2008 1:15PM
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TeamJones
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That top one is amazing.
Jul 12 2008 1:16PM
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jstemp
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For a good time call Sheniqua

Na Na Fo - Fo Fo Na Fa

(read it out loud to get it)

Jul 12 2008 1:17PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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T wall aint got shit on any of that.
Jul 12 2008 1:17PM
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Tex.
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this probably wont work but if it doesn't somebody embed for me..


Jul 12 2008 1:18PM
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Pman13a
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if you want to shit with ease
put your elbows on your knees and squeeze
Jul 12 2008 1:33PM
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Boodje.
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in my bathroom in my school the top one is exactly like yours!
 

the last one goes like this:


You can erase my pencil you can cover up my pen but holy shit the potty poem has struck again.

its retarted and some werido has like the top 10 hottest girls in out school hahahaha
Jul 12 2008 1:44PM
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skiRay
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the dane cook skit called "public restrooms" is really funny.
Jul 12 2008 2:00PM
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Scolson
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WARNING - SPLASH DANGER!

Turds over 5 in. must be lowered by hand!
Jul 12 2008 2:10PM
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steezyjibber
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Some come to sit and wonder
Others come to shit like thunder
Jul 12 2008 2:17PM
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comeatmebro
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my bathrooms are weak. shit this stuff is funny. mine just have fuck and kkk carved into the walls...
Jul 12 2008 2:19PM
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pianoman
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hahaahhahahah
Jul 12 2008 2:44PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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I put loads of random freebee stickers in one of the cubicles of my school and got loads of other people to do the same in that cubicle, it was pretty sick by the end of the year because it was nealy all covered, now they probably got it all off.
Jul 12 2008 2:57PM
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Ryanvdonk
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FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25th AT 2:15AM SHARP
Jul 12 2008 2:59PM
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errrka
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not a bathroom wall
but a pay phone at the bowling ally
"read the note"
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Jul 12 2008 4:17PM
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Peter.
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one place ive been in had "rules" next to the toilet

one was

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
Jul 12 2008 4:20PM
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freestyler540
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In the mens bathroom:
call 270-4521 for a good time
-THIS IS A MANS BATHROOM FAG


Jul 12 2008 4:23PM
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skiizy
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oh ok well up at my condo at the pool house theres one carving that says every saturday night 10:30 come here for dome... and let me tell you i will not show up there between thehours of 10:00 on throught the night
Jul 12 2008 4:33PM
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laxstar
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i got a few...
if at first you don't succeed
then fuck the world and smoke some weed

also-
here is to the wound that never heals
the more you rub it the better it feels
and no soap this side of hell
can get rid of that damn fishy smell
Jul 12 2008 4:35PM
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[~_~]
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"andy has a tiny wiener"
Jul 12 2008 4:57PM
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2+2=5
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i remember there was a funny one that was on Weeds, i totally forgot it though
Jul 12 2008 5:19PM
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brenker
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Jul 12 2008 5:55PM
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NcKing34
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someone drew a picture of the gay teacher in my school jerking off on the wall. 
Jul 12 2008 7:04PM
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snoopy
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'the jokes in your hands' is always good
Jul 12 2008 7:07PM
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BigJew
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Yellow Pussy
Brown Pussy
Black Pussy
Pink
I don't really care
as long as it don't stink
Jul 12 2008 9:17PM
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Mike34113
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Some Come To Shit And Stink
Others Come To Sit And Think
I Come To Scratch My Balls
And Read The Bull Shit On The Walls
Jul 12 2008 9:35PM
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dweezileast
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i like having a conversation with a friend in a public bathroom, and leaving without them knowing when someone else comes in. gold
Jul 12 2008 9:43PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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haha thats a good one.

when i was in middle school the bathroom walls would just say who hooked up with who at the school.

a lot of girls would write really mean stuff about other girls or some would write ______ is so hot!
Jul 12 2008 9:50PM
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white+wolf
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"If you can piss above this line, the fire department wants you" (the line was draw about 8 feet up on the wall)
Jul 12 2008 10:18PM
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snowmuncher
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there was a women who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

 
Jul 12 2008 10:19PM
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martin.
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haha, once i was in the bathroom at the school, and on the wall it said

"For a Good Time call -------, ask For Katie"

I thought it was hilarious because it was my best friends phone number, and his sister is Katie.
Jul 12 2008 10:27PM
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loganC
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this one time i went to a concert and on the way home stopped at wendy's, in the stall it said "baconator one. toilet zero"
Jul 12 2008 10:42PM
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JTL
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i don't get it
Jul 12 2008 10:52PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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944 4495...
Jul 12 2008 10:59PM
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2+2=5
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Here i sit
Cheeks a-flexin
Giving Birth
To A Baby Texan
Jul 12 2008 11:03PM
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JTL
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thanks ++++karma
Jul 12 2008 11:03PM
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landonn
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mike is the shit
mike is a faggot

Jul 12 2008 11:40PM
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chickenwang
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"theres a bomb in the toilet"

there was one at this restroom at some park ware you have to pay like 25cents to use it, it was hilarious, about having to pay to shit and getting to the toilet and not being able too, but it had a sweet rhyme to it
Jul 12 2008 11:52PM
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_dy-lan_
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once there was a piece of gum stuck to the wall and under it is said "dried jizzum". i thought it was pretty hilarious.
Jul 13 2008 12:04AM
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WikiWiki
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hahaha this always reminds me of that scene from Dumb and Dumber- when harry comes in on fire and knocks the guys that is raping lloyd out-classic
Jul 13 2008 12:06AM
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RJD2
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994-4495 actually
Jul 21 2008 2:16AM
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anxju
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954-4495 actually
Jul 21 2008 2:19AM
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popNfresh44
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i always write "rate your shit (1-10)"
Jul 21 2008 2:52AM
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Skibumsmith
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Someone had set up a game in the stall at my school where you try to hit certain objects for points. And to answer your question one time when I was new at the school I accidentaly walked into the girls locker room and it was unbelievably clean. Everything was organized and put away. It didn't smell like shit. No carvings. Nothing.
Jul 21 2008 3:55AM
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ESB
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My favorite was written right above the bottom of the door (where there's a few-inch gap between the floor and the door):

"BEWARE LIMBO DANCER"
Jul 21 2008 3:57AM
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eheath
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The bathrooms at school were always funny, i remember a stall that had "sluts:" and a list of a bunch of slutty girls, so funny.
Jul 21 2008 4:02AM
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k-rob
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haha that's a good one.
i don't have any, i've never seen anything remotely clever written on a bathroom stall, it's usually just curse words or initials
Jul 21 2008 4:38AM
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kzrstf
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''I love you mary!''
Jul 21 2008 10:02AM
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Dylan_
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not funny but i see. 8========D drawn all the time
Jul 21 2008 10:06AM
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samwise
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haha this thread is getting me stoked to go back to school
Jul 21 2008 10:12AM
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