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A satire

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skifree919
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I have an english rough draft of a satire due tommorow, and i was wondering if anybody had any good ideas to write about. Ive got a few ideas so far

Cell phones, Abercrombie, Aol/instant messenger
Any ideas would help



jibba jabba
Oct 20 2003 7:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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us governments a pretty good real life satire
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Oct 20 2003 7:55PM
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Cascade_Jibber
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definately write on empires


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Oct 20 2003 8:39PM
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chris_01
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high school
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down with the RIAA
Oct 20 2003 8:48PM
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Swirly999
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ummmmm... whats a satire exactly?



Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Oct 20 2003 8:53PM
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skifree919
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Its making fun of something using any type of humor, sarcasm, Irony, etc. I ended up writing it on the bullshit that goes on in applying to college



jibba jabba
Oct 20 2003 9:05PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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write a metaphorical synopsis of the state of the global community by comparing it to elementary school children at recess or something. Those long, over-extended metaphors tend to be considered brilliant. Just look at Animal Farm, for crying out loud.
Oct 20 2003 10:50PM
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What
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if u have ever heard of 'Frontline' then its the best satire. its an australian rip-off on all those current affairs shows. those shows suck, fut frontline kicks ass

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Oct 21 2003 12:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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hahahah, the daily show is funny
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 21 2003 12:59AM
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GEORGE BUSH




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Oct 21 2003 12:44PM
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