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Sideways_Shane
Posts: 756 - Karma: 73
okay, i dont know what it is about it but me an some buddies hit up the hooka the other night and after about thirty min. of puff puff pass i started feeling helllla shitty an started throwing up, after this i felt wayyyy better.
any know whats goin on?
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
you just might be a pussy.
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
as a preface, someone is going to call you a pussy soon.
if you dont ever use tobacco products, i guess that could happen. like if you inhale a whole cigar, youre probably going to puke your guts out. if you swallow a dip, same thing. if you smoked a lot of hookah for a long time, it could conceivably happen. its just too much tobacco in your system, and your body pukes, like it does when you drink too much
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i tried to warn you. he just beat me.
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 48
could it be that you have a vag?
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 77
No offense dude, but if you puke from a hookah you might in fact be a female genital organ.
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
This guy just called you an ovary, are you going to fucking take that?
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
bummer man. dont know what to tell you there. the longest ive been in front of one of those things is upwards of 2 hours, so its unfamiliarity i guess? i dont know. im not going to dissect your evening and try to figure it out. personally i love my hookah. would do it more if i had the time.
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 77
I was going for the fallopian tube, but take THAT.
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
hhaha hookas kick ass...specially while nursing a beer...my friend threw up the first time he smoked it too so ur not the only one...but it does kinda make u a PUSSY
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Interesting...since I smoked my first hooka with tobacco in it the other night and I was fine.
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finssidedown
Posts: 509 - Karma: 10
Dude you just got owned like 8 times in 10 posts.

ANyways.  That happens to me if I don't smoke hookah for a long time.  Hookah is so bomb though.  Makes for a good date.
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
well bro, just don't sit there and suck it down for an hour straight with no breaks.
durrrrr....
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
yeah you were just ripping it for too long or something. you OD'd on tobacco son, slow your roll, slightly when you're puffin, dont take as big of hits. drink water, do something different. all these will help, cuz i've definitely puked off the hooka too beofr.e
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
your a pussy for just using a hooka in the first place. I bet you took pictures of yourself blowing smoke out of your mouth and sent them to all your lame friends
17 years ago
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
haha me or him?

hookas kinda fun i guess, i dont really liike it that much
17 years ago
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
^screw you dude hookahs way chill. Everyone loves the hubbly bubbly. Oh yea and your vaginas probably just acting up thread creator
17 years ago
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
him
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eheath
Posts: 61928 - Karma: 126,357
You just left your vagina open.
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