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Michael Bay's The Dark Knight
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Hahaha, hilarious. I especially like the "the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses so she is also the smartest woman in the world".
It's just so easy for people to make fun of Michael Bay
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i have a feeling the person who wrote this hasn't seen Black Hawk Down.
this reminds me of the time i saw In Bruges, and when it was finished i decided it was my new favourite movie, then i thought to myself, "WTF COLIN FARRELL?"
but i am not ashamed to admit that my favourite movie starred colin farrell, because it was a damn good movie.
don't hate on Bay, he may just end up making your favourite movie one day...things change.
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"This happens 17 times"
LOL...go figure...
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holy fuck In Bruges WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!
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holy crap that is a piece of shit. I like the part about the woman "with a huge rack." but a middle schooler could right a better script.
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black hawk down was garbage. once again a good book turned into a shitty movie.
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yeah i realized that after reading a bit further. pretty funny. "which internets." "all of them!"
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Did Michael Bay really think he could replace Shia Labouef with Christian Bale and that would turn Transformers into Batman?
*I'm aware its a joke.
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lol....
"up it goes. then down. then up again. slowly...slowly...Now counter-clockwise."
hahha
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haha
"like the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see"
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hahahaha so fucking prime.
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yeah, just for anyone that hasn't caught on yet, it is a joke
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haha if only it was true.
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