What's the worst beatdown you've ever witnessed?

1)  the gnarliest beatdown i've ever witnessed was probably when i was skating in my old hometown in a less than favorable part of town when i saw two black guys yelling at eachother about god knows what. one of them ran at the other and after a few punches were thrown i saw one of the guys pull a knife out and go to stab his opponent in the gut. A dipped out of there pretty fast once i saw that.

2)  another crazy beatdown i didn't witness but one of my best friends was involved in and another saw it go down. My two buddies were drivin down the road in a mustang. The kid who owns the mustang is pretty cocky and impatient kind of guy. they roll up behind some guy that is drivin about 10 miles under the speed limit so the get right up on top of his ass. the guy that's already drivin slow procedes to tap his breaks a couple times to tell dan (my friend driving the mustang) to back the fuck off. when dan refuses to back off the guy slams on his breaks and hops out of the car yelling at dan to get off his ass. dan procedes to get out of the car yelling at the guy to try driving the speed limit. after a few more swears are thrown the guy charges my buddy dan and dan lays the guy out with one punch and takes off as the guys buddies start hoppin out of the car.

what's really crazy about this is that my buddy, while being a fairly well built varsity pitcher for a baseball team, doesn't have a left hand and has two prosthetic legs, so it would've been interesting to see him take the guy in a real fight instead of a single hit takedown.

dude, we didnt start anything, nobody made them cross on to our side of the street, nobody made that fag throw the first punch.

I'm sure you've never faced the threat of getting shot so who are you to say anything?

yes you should question your manhood, you are obviously a pussy, I mean look at how this thread started. "whaaah I saw a dumb drunk guy get his shit kicked in whaaa, someone should have helped the poor guy whaaah, the police didn't do anything whaaah, he could have died whaaah" who gives a fuck, get some balls, fuck the two guys we stomped and fuck the drunk dude you saw get wrecked he probably had it coming just like they did.

as for your noble view of how fighting should go down, that was the first and only time Ive ganged up on anybody. I was in over ten 1 on 1/group fights when I was in school and only got my ass kicked once. again, you are a pussy.

you're a fuckin soldier

amazingness

I dont know if you.re making fun of me or not, but..
If we could combine my mentality with your physicallity (6'6 or something right?) we would def be the ufc champs haha

ur a fucking fag  you joined 6 of your friends to fight 2 people, and your friend started the fight in the first place by talking shit. congradulations maybe next time youll be rolling with one other person and youll be fighting 7 people. You fucking pussy

haha, you guys are funny, your user names should be in pink text

One night i woke up to the sounds of two cats hissing and slamming against my garage door. So i went outside and theres these two cats going at it, slashing each other and hissing like psychos. So eventually i head back to bed and a few days later, the cat whos always wandering around my strata has a cut up eye and is limping. It was an epic battle.

A few years ago my grade went camping. A white kid threw a rock in a puddle and splashed a persian kid, the persian kid proceeded to sprint after the white kid, knock him down and pound his face for about 15 seconds. The white kid was pretty fucked up and the persian kid was scared because he thought he'd be expelled. Pretty gay fight but its the only one i've really witnessed outside of my martial arts.

btw skulkillah ur family is massive...

your friend called them fags.  therefore you started something.

sorry I don't condone beating someone to near death over nothing.  look at ghostfacekillah, his story involved some assholes legitimately starting shit with him.  he could easily have wiped the floor with them, but he kept his cool and responded with appropriate action in that situation.

over nothing? two guys tell you they have guns, then run up on you saying they're going to "blast you", then punch your friend in the face, thats def something

fyi, when I went back to the scene to get my phone and id, a couple of kids who live on that block were like, "yo are you guys ok? we saw everything, my boy almost called the cops on them but then you guys starting dominating and we didnt wan't ya'll to get in trouble"

also, a cop was there with my ID asking for me. I explained everything honestly to him,
 and he said he doubts that they would be dumb enough to file a report after threatening to shoot 6 people, he was totally on our side...

dude this is a dumb argument I actually feel bad for calling you a pussy Im sure if we met in person we'd probably get along fine, but yea you have no idea what it feels like to have someone tell you they're going to shoot you

OK well thanks for the apology.  I have had a kid who jumped me (I was in an alley, he was unarmed and just decked me out of the blue) claim he had a gun when I wanted to fight him.  my friend pulled me away.  it was obvious he didn't have a gun.  I guess you can look at it from two perspectives:

if someone threatens to shoot you, you are free to exact a pretty brutal revenge

or

if some loudmouth claims to have a gun and its obvious they don't, don't treat it like they actually pulled a gun on you.  if someone pulled out a gun and somehow I managed to get it away, yeah, I'd prob beat the shit out of them.  but if they are just lying and you know it, don't put them in the hospital.

anyways I wasn't there so I'll reserve judgment, but from the way you presented it it seemed totally uncalled for.

long story... so ill give cliffnotes ahead of time,

[cliffnotes]my brother got in a fight with straightedge.  he was hit by a shovel, a bat, and by spiked brass knuckles all in the head.  he was in the hospital over night.  he almost got killed because the bat hit him right above his temple.[/cliffnotes]


this is him two days after the fight.  the scab on his left cheek is where he was hit with the spiked brass knuckles.  the right cheek was hit by a bat, and his left temple was hit with a bat. and in the back of the head he got hit with a shovel, but you cant see it.  and the rest of the injuries were from fists most likely.



so my brother and a bunch of his friends were at a high school football game, and he was smoking and drinking and so these straightedge kids come up to them and start talking shit aout them, and then they tell them to meet them at the hilton after the game to fight.  and so after the game, they all go to the hilton, but the straightedge kids all brought weapons(shovels, bats, etc...). but my brother and his friends didnt bring shit.  there were around 10-15 straightedge kids and like 25 of my brothers friends, but only a 8 of them actually fought in the fight, the others were just watching. 

in the fight, my brother grabs this kid by the shoulders and knees him in the collarbone and breaks his collarbone, then my brother gets ganged up on by 2 or 3 kids and he takes them all down with the help of his friend, but of course they got in their shots too, and thats when he got hit by the shovel, the spiked brass knuckles, and bat.  they kept fighting for a couple minutes and then the security guards came and everybody ran away.

my brother was driven to the hospital and my family was called and we went down there.  his face was literally covered in blood, and his left cheek looked like there was a tennisball in it with a tiny little hole going through his cheek.  his right cheek was super swollen, the back of his head, where he got hit with a shovel, looked like a golfball.  and right above his temple looked like another tennisball, maybe a little smaller.

the whole fight was caught on tape, and my mom ended up suing some of the straightedge kids.

me and some buddies were all hungry one night after few beers and went and got maccas. one of my friends was involved in a car accident and has this crazy dope ass scar running down from the middle of his head down past his eye and to his cheek bone (people who dont know him think hes bit hit by an axe, well thats the roumer). Any way we are driving out of the car park and these dudes, about 8 of them looked at us all in the car (full car) then threw something pretty brutal at the car which dented it big time. we stop all get out of the car, my buddy with the scar is a crazy fighter. walks up to them and they all bail like crazy. we catch up to them and just go to town really, scar friend mainly. they had nothin so we bailed leaving them to ponder whether throwing shit was a good idea.
we saw few of them a few days later. they ran.
the end.

ive seen worse but wayyy to long.

^^straightedge gang is a major oxymoron. you can't claim to be a goody-two-shoes who doesn't drink or smoke then go around trying to force your ideals onto people through violence, which is worse than drinking or smoking anyday.
fuck straightedge kids.

On new years eve me and my 2 friends went to this huge house party that was basically everyone was over 19+ in age so we were the youngest. All was fine till like 2am this kid whos kinda an asshole but i chill with him. this kid slaps me, and im like dude chill, he slaps me again and i slap him back. he starts to get pissed when out of nowhere thisblack kid who ive never even really said a word too comes in and headbutts this kid and immediately bloods gushing. This party is so fucking packed with kids in this shitty house it was wild.
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this is where he got headbutted.
all of a sudden its like 30 -40 kids outside all going nuts beating the shit out of eachother.
im chillin in the back cus i dont really know whos fuckin side to take.
but the kid got so rediculously fucked up. his whole face looked like it was dipped in a huge tub of blood. he went to the hospital and shit cus he was drunk so bloood was pouring out his head.

after the initial blow and fight outside, it carried on and people started fighting the people who own the house and anyone who was sayin anything.

you know the sound when someones skull meets someones face?
that thud noise . that was the worst of the whole thing, just hearing that noise and seeing instant bloodflow.

hahaha he took of his coat!? that does sound like a movie i would have paid to see that

but wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight?

I was walking home from school one day through the football field to get to the streets behind my school so as soon I get on to the street I see 3 minivans pull up and 8 wiggers get out of each one they start heading towards a pretty skinny druggy emo faggot and they all just start beating the shit out of this guy for a good 10 minutes then they all pile back into their minivans and drive away and the emo kid was just layin there till his friends carried him home that kid was always fucked up though he tried starting a fight with me because I didn't want him playing my bass

AWESOME! seven on two? All because they had backpacks? THey were probably out painting . And they started it? from what you said your group started it. That story pisses me off

so last year i was at the fair and there 2 guys just started talking shit to each other in spainish (they were both spainish or mexican) and i dont speak spainish but they kept getting closer to each other and they started pushing each other and then one of the guys started throwing punches so the other guy tackled him town and started slamming his head against one of those vendor things where they sell cotton candy and such. like against the corner of it and he ended up hitting the guys head so much that he died on the spot. and like everyone was freaking out and it was this huge thing and thast my worst fight i've ever witnessed

well now that i think about it, I can understand both sides of the story. One your side they said they had guns so you took them down before you got shot, but they probably were scared as fuck when six guys came up on them so they said that shit about the guns probably so you guys would notfuck with them

So i appologize

Mines not so much of a beatdown but its pretty much the only decent fight story involving me.

So i was on holiday in Zante, Greece two weeks ago for two weeks with 14 of my friends......

About the 3rd day in we all go out to this popcorn party thing in a club (they spray popcorn out instead of foam) and it was a free bar for like 4 hours.....so i obviously got pretty drunk and so did everyone else, we then head to a couple other bars and then for some reason about 5 of us go to a strip club, me and two other guys leave after a while and start walking back to our hotel through the town.
As we're walking home one of my friends decides he's going to steal a chair from a restaurant balcony, i honestly can't remember if he did or just tried, but he starts to run away and im like "fuck this i'm not getting involved" and just keep walking by myself.
Further down the road about 8 or 9 Albanian/Greek guys come out of no where shouting, one squares up to me and pushes me pulling leaflets and crap iv got out my pockets, asking what i've stolen, at this point im like fuck..... i go try to talk to one and calm him and everyone down when i hear a "THWACKKKKK" and feel something on my head, i turn round and see a guy holding a huge branch pretty much. I turn round again and try to talk to the guy again and THWACK. "shit, did he hit me again" I have no clue what's going on, i think he hit me across the side of the face with the stick when i turned round the second time cause i had a cut on my face the next day and my ear was sore as fuck.
As this is happening one of my friends is trying to fight back, wrongly, and stirs shit up more. He then later has to get stitches in his head......
The guy that has hit me with a stick then drops it and jumps into a boxer stance and im standing like wtf mate, jab or two straight in the face, i take a step back, then wipe my nose and notices its pretty much exploded, ending up with blood covering my arms and face.
THIS IS WHERE IT GOES WEIRD.
The guy who hit me comes over and helps me not get blood on my top and holds my nose for me to try and stop the bleeding, asking if im okay, then tells us to go before the police come cause you dont want that in greece.
So we manage to stumble back to the hotel, after wandering into a shop and asking for water, which i got for free, score...the blood could have helped.
I'm pretty impressed with myself that i managed to stay up and not hit the deck. Good effort? or am i just thinking like a pussy?

i saw a kid get curbstomped to where all his front teeth fell out

I saw a guy get thrown off a balcony off a two story house at a party after he got thrown out of a window onto the balcony. Then while the dude was knocked out on the ground, the dude who threw him off pissed on him. It was gnarly...