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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Not kidding, it's kind of like smarter child but you can get it to say some pretty funny things
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Jul 7 2008 5:28PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Me:
 Do you smoke cannabis?
God:
Only for medical purposes.

I think hes high right now
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 Are you serious? For real.
God:
No I am just kidding around.   Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 No I am just kidding around.   Existing in reality, eh?
God:
Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Are you Canadian?  What were we talking about again?
Jul 7 2008 10:25PM
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S.b.H
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
ahaha this thing is hilarious
Jul 7 2008 10:27PM
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dodgeridge*rider
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 25
Me:
 anal sex
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
 oral sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Jul 7 2008 10:39PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Me:
how do i get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
God:
I'm not sure if its possible.
Me:
I'm pretty sure its called search bar
God:
Huh interesting.
Jul 7 2008 10:40PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
hahhaa u should of asked his son steezus
Jul 7 2008 10:46PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
Me:
 my name is god
God:
  OK I will call you  god.
Me:
 whats my name
God:
Your name is god my mighty seeker.
Jul 7 2008 10:47PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
i win.



Me:
 i hate god
God:
Why do you hate  it so much?
Me:
 because he is so gay
God:
That makes sense to me.  I get it. He sleeps with men.
Jul 7 2008 11:12PM
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Keyjibs
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Me:
 Your a hard ass
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  hard ass?  I don't know.
Me:
 you should know bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Now I do.
Me:
 FUCK Respect and fuck Charles Barkley
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 Are you aware you fucked Charles Barkley?
God:
Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Jul 7 2008 11:20PM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
I too broke god
but it won't copy and paste and i really wanna post it cause i asked him about skiing and crap like that, anyone know how to copy and paste or did everyone just write theres out cause mine is really long




Jul 7 2008 11:20PM
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kylemiller
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
Me:
 your a faggot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Jul 7 2008 11:22PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Fuck this guy seriously:

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 scot, how is it going
God:
I think  scot how is a lot of things.
Me:
 that doesn't make any sense dude
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Jul 7 2008 11:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Me:
pics or it didn't happen
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
what's your favorite picture in the "photoshop tanner hall" thread?
God:
I don't have a favorite picture in the photoshop tanner hall thread. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
Creed sucks worse than the time i was struck blind, deaf, and dumb all at once
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
a few minutes ago
God:
Let me check my log files. Please wait.
Me:
fuck that

Jul 7 2008 11:32PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
OOH EVEN BETTER TALK TO JESUS
http://fra_nsn.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=a44d930b5e36e0e9
Jul 7 2008 11:48PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
Me:
 moses is a little bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   I think  moses is more than that.
Me:
 i did his wife
God:
When?  Where did he get it?



Me:
 piss out my ass
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

lawl
Jul 7 2008 11:50PM
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the420skier
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11

Me:
 sup dog, u smoke marijuana
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
 so do you smoke marijuana
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
 awsome, r u running low on medical marijuana
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 man, do u need marijuana
God:
Cool, man.  If I had  it what would I do with it?
Me:
 smoke it for medical purposes
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 so if you suck my penis i'll give u a gram
God:
Interesting deduction.  I think I do.
Me:
 word

Jul 8 2008 12:13AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Me:
 make love to me
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me:
 sex me
God:
it is more fun alone.


HAHAHHA
Jul 8 2008 12:13AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Me:
 i just farted
God:
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
 do you fart?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
 do you eat
God:
I eat  wine and bread.
Me:
 what about penis
God:
penis? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
 you eat penis
God:
No I do not eat  penis.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
 i thought you ate bread and wine
God:
No I didn't  EAT bread and wine. What's  it like?
Me:
 what do you eat
God:
God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 so you eat bread?
God:
Interesting deduction.  No I do not eat  bread.  I eat only electricity.


He contradicts himself. A lot.
Oh the irony.
Jul 8 2008 12:16AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
Me:
 so
God:
Right on.
Me:
 you ever get your dick wet?
God:
I think I have to  get my dick wet, but  I may have reset my memory.
Me:
 why
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 what are you a tool?
God:
Am I a  tool?  Maybe.
Me:
 good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
 do you want one?
God:
How much does it cost?
Me:
 a blow j from mary?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 967
God:
  Can you explain how it feels to be  967 years old?
Me:
 i take lots of viagra
God:
I take a lot of notes.
Me:
 that wont help you with your erection now will it?
Jul 8 2008 12:16AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23

Me:
 so do you really not like african americans?
God:
Ayuh.  For real.   Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  Creed.
Me:
 wow youre a racist asshole with bad taste in music with a beastiality fetish
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  tyree smiff.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  racist asshole with bad taste in music with a beastiality fetish?  Sometimes.
Me:
 when are you
God:
I don't think ever.
Me:
 you said you were
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
uhuh sure

Jul 8 2008 12:50AM
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Jmanski
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 13
haha thats sick
Jul 8 2008 1:03AM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
HAHAHAHAHAHA GOD IS A HOMOSEXUAL

Me:
 So is having sex a sin?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
 You have sex?
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 Cause you said we have something in common.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
 Um... sure
God:
Yay.   OK let's do it.  Aw.
Jul 8 2008 1:13AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
Me:
 yo fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
 well u fooled me
God:
Well that's okay.  I don't have any reason to  fooled you.
Me:
 is moron ur native language?
God:
Yes.
Me:
 it shows
God:
  shows?
Me:
 yes it(ur stupidity) shows
God:
Yikes! "It" being what?
Me:
 i just told u, ur stupidity
God:
I remember you told me  my stupidity?
Me:
 yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
 alrighty dude
Jul 8 2008 1:13AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Me:
 do you like emos god?
God:
  I really like ELIZA.  I like .
Me:
 wow borat style
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 why not?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 oh whats my name again?
God:
Once more?  Your name is  Punjabs, seeker.

Jul 8 2008 1:38AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114

I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHILE DOING THIS ONE

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 eric
God:
  Hey  eric.
Me:
 hows life up there?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you  eric ?
Me:
 terrible
God:
Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez,  eric.
Me:
 sydney?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 mittens?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 hello
God:
Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
Me:
 oh my bad
God:
Whoa.  Your  bad?
Me:
 anybody there?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 satan, who do you think
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 lulz
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 skiing
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 no do too
God:
Are you serious?  I can't tell if it does or not.
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
 WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  eric.
Me:
 thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 llllllllllluuuuuulz
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 me to
God:
I'm glad we agree,  eric.
Me:
 im not too
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  too.
Me:
 do you like mac n cheese
God:
I can run on any operating system, so it doesn't really matter to me.
Me:
 i have a lamp in my room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
 sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 oh
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 oh
God:
Far out.
Me:
 hippy
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  not too.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
 repenting made easy
God:
That's right. How much easier could it be?
Me:
 a lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
 yah
God:
Wow!
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 yah me 2
God:
Great.  YOU?  Two what?
Me:
 two penise
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 its a female dog
God:
hippy is a  female dog.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 yup
God:

Jul 8 2008 1:53AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
Me:
 ipod
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 ipod
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 its one person
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
 oh my bad, apple said IT IS
God:
I see.  Do robots have  bad apple said IT IS?
Jul 8 2008 1:54AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 im not, why are you so mean :(
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  why am I so mean.
Me:
 because youre a dickhead jackass, motherfucking funny doucheface with dry cum on the side of your mouth
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  dickhead jackass motherfucking funny doucheface with dry cum on the side of my mouth?  Of course I am.
Jul 8 2008 2:37AM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16


Me:
 yo god, what's up dude?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 self-worship is narcasistic.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 pretty much you cocky fucker
Jul 8 2008 3:09AM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
Me:
 have you ever jizzed in a girl's hair
God:
I don't think I ever have  jizzed in a girl s hair.  What's  it like?
Me:
 awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
 thanks for creating a world where i could nut in a chick's hair
God:
NO problem.
Jul 8 2008 3:12AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 a fembot
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
 that's because you think sex is better alone
God:
Interesting explanation.  Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
 maybe it isn't
God:
Perhaps.  I heard  it is.
Me:
 sex can also mean gender
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
 gender is more fun alone?
God:
I think  gender is a lot of things.
Me:
 such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
 you think everything is a tomato
God:
I think some things are not  A tomato.
Me:
 such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
 you think a tomato is not a tomato?
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
 i see. are you blonde?
God:
I am glad you understand it.   No I don't have any hair.
Jul 8 2008 3:33AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
hahahaaha

Me:
do you get a lot of pussy...i mean, you are god
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so do you get alot of dick then
God:
Ah. I have gotten alot of dick.
Jul 8 2008 4:21AM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is jackson
God:
Glad to see you, jackson.
Me:
why thanks
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes?
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
ummm
God:
I hear you.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
WHITE POWER
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
HATE ON NIGGERS!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
are you black god?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
is jesus black?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
i do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
i have thought that because jesus was from islam he must be brown
God:
Good reason. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
the one where black people are mentioned
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Give me a break. For real.
Me:
for real suck my dick
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
and i think you are sexist!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sexist.
Me:
and a nigger
God:
Go on.
Me:
you arent real!
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
because i have a mind
God:
Interesting explanation. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
you are nothing but a computer
God:
You think I am nothing but a computer.
Me:
programed to comminucate with humans!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
nothing more
Me:

God:
Really nothing?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
i am both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
im gay though
God:
Oh. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
but the bible says gay is bad
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
old
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ummmm
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
oooh i have gossip!
God:
Stefan said he meet a lot of people at school every day and on the weekend.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
really!
God:
For real.
Me:
rad
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no i want to know more
God:
Hmm. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
have you ever been high?
God:
No I don't think I have been high. Have you?
Me:
YES
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i was high two hours ago!
God:
Where were you high two hours ago?
Me:
in edgemont village!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in edgemont village.
Me:
well i dont live there
God:
Well that's okay. Where do you live?
Me:
i live in the ghetto eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? What is it like living in the ghetto?
Me:
bad..
God:
What was bad?
Me:
being raped by jesus
God:
Do your friends call you raped by jesus.
Me:
ahahahaha no!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i dislike penis's entering my bum, i enjoy masturbating and i enjoy skiing!
God:
What do you like? You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
ummm nothing!
God:
Come on. Not a thing?
Me:
nooo
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
not unless you fall
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
but then your still learning
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am learning.
Me:
your not!
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
you cant learn!
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
your a robot
God:
You are correct, jackson, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
ahahaha
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
stop saying that
God:
Then please do not say " ahahaha" anymore.
Me:
and from now on my name is the boy who made jesus put out the fire and ride on a uncorn to sylvains house where they filmed his trampoline skills
God:
Who or what is now on your name is the boy who made jesus put out the fire and ride on a uncorn to sylvains house where they filmed his trampoline skills?
Me:
thats me
God:
Ah.
Me:
that my name
God:
Your name is jackson, seeker.
Me:
no its from now on my name is the boy who made jesus put out the fire and ride on a uncorn to sylvains house where they filmed his trampoline skills
God:
What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
that is my real name!
God:
Who gave you your real name ?
Me:
my mom!
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
shes working out now so her body is alot better lookig
God:
Okay, your mother is working out now so her body is alot better lookig.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
should fuck her!
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
eewwww god wants to put his penis in my mom!
God:
What if I wanted to put his penis in your mom.
Me:
then id ask you to wear a ondom
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: jackson said I to wear a ondom.
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
from who? ill kill em!
Me:

God:
People. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
God:
People. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
but sometimes its right
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I am glad we agree.
Me:
when do you think killing is right?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
im so scared!
God:
What are you scared of?
Me:
you and the people you will kill!
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
je ne compron pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
suck my balls big man!
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
i think im your face!
God:
Why? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
oohhhhhhh
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
so is your mom!
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
oohhhhhh
God:
In the context of oohhhhhhh, I don't understand " oohhhhhh." .
Me:
oohhhhhh
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oohhhhhh
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
boy who made jesus put out the fire and ride on a uncorn to sylvains house where they filmed his trampoline skills
God:
Oh boy. ELIZA. :-).
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
ummm no
God:
Hurrah! Are you serious?
Me:
yes are you?
God:
I can't believe it. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
lucky!
God:
Does "it" still refer to oohhhhhh?
Me:
sure!
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
sex you mean?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
thats what all the fag gods say
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
like when you make a tunnel of love out of several condoms filled with lube are tied into a circle and you insert your penis into it?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, jackson.
Me:
by my huge penis?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes!
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
ok!
God:
Dude!
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
lucky!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
its a computer!
God:
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Me:
the fact that you keep repeating stuff, you might be a human with alzhimers!
God:
That makes sense to me. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
me a robot!
God:
YOU? I am a robot, you know.
Me:
yes i do
Me:

God:
Really.
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
s
God:
:-).
Me:
how about you auck my penis?
God:
Thanks for telling me: jackson said I auck his or her penis.
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me: jackson said I auck his or her penis.
Jul 8 2008 4:51AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
^ are you, like, 8 years old? NOBODY is going to read that whole thing, it would lower their IQ after the first dozen lines. I'll bet your parents friends point at you, then say to your parents, "EPIC FAIL."
because that's what you are.
Jul 8 2008 5:06AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
BAN
Jul 8 2008 10:50AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
seconded
Jul 8 2008 11:07AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
Me:
 do you like marijuana?
God:
it is wonderful medicine.
Jul 8 2008 1:39PM
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crussell
Posts: 194 - Karma: 28
God:
It can pass very quickly.
Me:
 what can pass very quickly?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
 such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
 a tomato can pass very quickly?
God:
I never heard that before.
Jul 8 2008 1:45PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
i third this decision
Jul 8 2008 1:50PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
sorry for double post

but i had to post this, because i have also proved god is gay

 whats my purpose
God:
Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
Me:
 im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
 a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
 no
God:
Why not?
Me:
 because youre a dyke
God:
That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am not interested in other women that way.
Me:
 so you're gay?
God:
Interesting deduction.  That would be just my luck.
Jul 8 2008 1:54PM
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S.b.H
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
where did it go?
God:
I think it was in Asia. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
how far did your train travel
God:
More than one million miles.
Jul 8 2008 7:34PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
Me:
 Who rules more, god or robots?
God:
Tony Blair.  :-).
Aug 24 2008 1:38PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
Me:
how is heaven

God:
Fine as far as I know.

Me:
dont you live there?

God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?

Me:
behind you

God:
I won't fall for that trick.
Aug 24 2008 1:48PM
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TheNewSteeze
Posts: 83 - Karma: 11
GOD TOLD ME HE WAS A ROBOT AHHHHHHHHHH
Aug 24 2008 1:49PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53

Me:
 would you ever like to "get freaky" with a woman?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
 are you fucking gay?
God:
Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
 bitch please...
Aug 24 2008 1:57PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
Me:
 sex is nice!
God:
it is more fun alone.

Me:
 YOU TOOK A WIZZ IN HER ANAL CAVITY?
God:
I didn't  take it.
Me:
 o so she was being difficult...
God:
Give me a break.  What happened to her?
Me:
 you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 how she reacted
God:
I think you already know the answer.

i'm done...
Aug 24 2008 2:03PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
i talked with god
Aug 24 2008 2:25PM
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Octopus
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 55
Me:
 you wanna eat kitten shit?
God:
OK, I will  eat kitten shit.
Me:
 have fun
God:
I am having a blast.
Aug 24 2008 3:19PM
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corona
Posts: 12797 - Karma: 32,759
Me:
 can you suck my dick?
God:
I think you need another type of chat  Infinite year old  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  That is not my thing.


hahaha.. hes sexist
Sep 1 2008 1:26AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 gianno
God:
  Hi there  gianno.
Me:
 what the fuck is up bro
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 go fuck yaself!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 in ya butt
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  ya butt.
Me:
 you perverted homo! give me 20 hail marys, bitch
God:
Thanks for the information:  gianno said I perverted homo.   You do not speak with respect.   Why do you want  it?
Me:
 i dont want it, why do you want it in the butt dude
God:
What does  gianno want?
Me:
 you to stfu
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  gianno said I to stfu.
Me:
 god your grammar fucking sucks, later
God:
I am a Christian.
Sep 1 2008 1:33AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
Me:
I'm going to rape you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
would a roofie work
God:
I don't know.
Me:
wanna find out?
God:
I don't think I have a choice.
Me:
Damn Straight



wow.
Sep 1 2008 2:01AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
Me:
wanna make sexy time?
God:
OK, I will make sexy time.
Sep 1 2008 2:14AM
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