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mexican jokes

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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
alright, these are hilarious. im not rasict because i know none of these are true, but they are hilarious. ill start

why are steering wheels in mexico so small?
so you can drive with handcuffs on

why wont you shoot a mexican riding away on a bike?
he may fall and damage your bike

what do you call a stampede of white people?
an avalanche
what do you call a stampede of black people?
a mudslide
what do you call a stampede of mexicans?
a jailbreak

why would mexicans be so good at basketball if they actually tried?
it requires them to run, shoot and steal



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Oct 19 2003 7:42PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Oct 19 2003 7:45PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in the US

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Oct 19 2003 7:46PM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
How do you starve a Mexican?


Hide his food stamps under a bar of soap/his work boots. (whichever suits your fancy)

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Oct 19 2003 7:47PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
a: Because all the mexicans that can swim, jump, or run are already over here.

What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill?
a: white power
What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill?
a: black power
What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill?
a: grand theft auto.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Oct 19 2003 7:48PM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
not mexican but good:

How do you make a 4-year old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

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Oct 19 2003 7:51PM
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Skywalker121
Posts: 160 - Karma: 9
ok so a squirrel is coming up to a rabbit that cant see and the rabbit asks him what is he. Teh squirrel responds you have long legs and can jump u must be a rabbit. THen he comes across a skunk and he asks him what he is he says well ur black so ur dirty and u smell really bad, u must be a mexican


I buy playboy for the articles
Oct 19 2003 7:51PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
what did the mexican say after the house fell on him? Get off me homes.

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Oct 19 2003 8:18PM
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bakerlocal
Posts: 678 - Karma: 10
How do you find the population of Mexico?
-Drop a Quarter on the ground

How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
-Find the guy that got the quarter



PERMANENT MENTAL HOLIDAY
Oct 19 2003 10:10PM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
Guess who are always poor?


Stupid fucking mexicans.

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Oct 19 2003 10:13PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
what is it called when a mexican shits? ...
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Oct 20 2003 12:20AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
...reproduction! yeah.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Oct 20 2003 12:20AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
kenny says that there's water in hell but if you drink it you shit out your mouth for ten days


dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Oct 20 2003 3:02AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
what do you call 3 white guys in a car?

-3white guys in a car

what do you call 3 black guys in a car?

-3 black guys in a car

what do you call 3 mexicans in a car?

-grand theft auto
RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH REP REP!

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'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?
Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'
-Slug of Atmosphere

All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!
Oct 20 2003 3:10AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Those are all funny but Im part Mexican



www.bbsra.com
Oct 20 2003 1:58PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Yo quiro Taco Bell?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 20 2003 2:10PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
who isn't part mexican? that's what i thought.
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Oct 20 2003 2:18PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
what do you call a mexican that comes outta your ass?

Poop.





-Pat
Oct 20 2003 2:46PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
how do you kill a thousand flies?

hit a mexican in the face with a shovel

Pro Am It's all about the East.
Oct 20 2003 2:47PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
how do you wink at a mexican?

through the scope of a rifle

Pro Am It's all about the East.
Oct 20 2003 2:49PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
those ar bad^

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Oct 20 2003 2:57PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Who has sex with Criple Mexican Midgets???

The person above me^.





-Pat
Oct 20 2003 3:03PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
yo quiero una cervesa por favor
Oct 20 2003 4:00PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
what does ure mom and a brick have in common?....



they are always bein laid by cheap mexicans! ooooo
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Oct 20 2003 4:04PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
the brick only gets laid once?
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Oct 20 2003 9:30PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
no, no, no, no, no, my mom gets laid by your dad 100000000 times



officially boycotting everything having to do with secret clubs and stuff
Oct 20 2003 9:47PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
what did the little mexican kid say when he had diarea.

Im melting!


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Oct 20 2003 10:29PM
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Powderdayz
Posts: 1881 - Karma: 10
once there was a mexican....
he was from mexico....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 20 2003 11:43PM
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sickkid13
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
Why did they cancel drivers ed in Mexico?


-The donkey died
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123.... the crew is called HCC

SMITH, OBERMEYER (keeping it real)
Oct 21 2003 10:25AM
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sickkid13
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
There is a black and a mexican in the car, who is driving?



-The cops
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123.... the crew is called HCC

SMITH, OBERMEYER (keeping it real)
Oct 21 2003 10:26AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
common yo, i'm 1/8th mexican man, and 1/8 black man.

~Jameson~
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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
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Oct 21 2003 10:45AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
did you hear the one about flanker being a bitch? no? so what happened the guy just got away free and lived to tell about it? no about a half mile down the road that skank deleted the post. rot in hell you dirty cunt
Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 21 2003 11:49AM
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