Replying to Another pointless drunken NSG thread.

Hey NS! My car is a piece of shit. I fell on my longboard today and fucked my arm right up, landed on some gravel and have some nasty-ass gashes that are sure to stick around in scar format for a couple years. My car is a piece of shit. Something is leaking air into the brake system so they barely fucking work and I have no money to pay for it. I was a couple days late on going to the gym so I went despite my injuries and it was hellish, hurt like a motherfucker. Get back to my car and HURrAY the battery fucking died, tried jumping it with no luck. So now I have to get my brakes fixed and buy a new battery, and I still have no money and I have no way of getting to work to earn said money. And my arm is all fucked up. So I'm back at my place perusing NS drinking Stolichnaya and OJ, and some Lions Head on the side. I'm all jammed up. I love how alcohol makes life's problems sort of disappear. I love that you actually got this far in my stupid pointless drunken rant. Fuck things are gay right now.

Cliffnotes: If I were talented enough to summarize all that bullshit I wouldn't be so goddamn poor right now.