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Things you will never hear a freeskier say.

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Sideways_Shane
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okay, so ive seen all these things like 40 things you will never hear a ski racer say an all this bullshit so i say we start up a lil one about freesking.

add something off mine.


1.What is steez?
Jul 3 2008 2:17AM
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wazzucrewskier
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 151
i kinda want to try snowlerblades
Jul 3 2008 2:20AM
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Sideways_Shane
Posts: 756 - Karma: 73
hahahah thats hella good.
Jul 3 2008 2:21AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
"i refuse to suck that penis"
Jul 3 2008 2:23AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
that powder was too deep
Jul 3 2008 2:28AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
i use poles
Jul 3 2008 2:29AM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
That jacket is too big for me~
Jul 3 2008 2:37AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
its hot today, im just gonna wear my jeans. no skipants.
Jul 3 2008 2:43AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
(sorry for the double post)
but

who's weezy?
Jul 3 2008 2:45AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
This thread is unsteezy in sooo many ways
Jul 3 2008 2:46AM
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jsaya_SagStraps
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29
r those handrails to help u down the mountain?
Jul 3 2008 2:48AM
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zesty_buddy
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
we better not go in there, thats the snowboard park
Jul 3 2008 2:57AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
twin tailed skis!
Jul 3 2008 3:00AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5438 - Karma: 11,911
what is the extra tip for?, watch out for that cliff/jump, I wouldn't do that if I were you, what if I get hurt?, I think I'll quit at noon. wanna hit the groomers?, I'll take the easy way down, next year I'm going to try racing
Jul 3 2008 3:02AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 23
Its summer, why would you think about skiing?
Jul 3 2008 3:06AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
racers are soooo steezy
Jul 3 2008 3:15AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
everyone i talk to says that, especially my dad. i was at the doctor today, and she said "i see you have a sunburn on your face" and i said it was from skiing. she looked at me like i was a complete psycho
Jul 3 2008 3:32AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
what the hells chads?
Jul 3 2008 3:43AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
haha that's same with me, and the its from skiing is money

hers mine my bro heard a grandma say about me when i was skiing away at the top of a hill

"now look at that! low pants, no poles, and a bandana, how can anybody ski like that!"

i laughd
Jul 3 2008 4:12AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5438 - Karma: 11,911

What's that half tube thing in the terrain park?

Jul 3 2008 4:18AM
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sicmainefilms
Posts: 167 - Karma: 10
This would be awesome to hear:
"Today I won't be a egotistical, gear begging, four year old about my role in the ski industry. Heck I'd even like to give back today and think about what I can offer other people. Yeah thats what I'll do."


Jul 3 2008 5:05AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Did you see that whirley bird?
Jul 3 2008 5:25AM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45

only snowboarders do tricks. Skis are for racing.

Jul 3 2008 10:24AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,460
lets go perform whirlybirds in the stunt ditch
Jul 3 2008 10:41AM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
binders
Jul 3 2008 10:47AM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 248
word
Jul 3 2008 10:47AM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19
wtf is NS?
Jul 3 2008 10:49AM
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TheJerz
Posts: 549 - Karma: 67
They set up some practice gates, Wanna go hit em up?
My pants are too big so i ordered a belt.
Man my leg is kinda sore im going to stick to groomers today.


Jul 3 2008 11:04AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
freeskier is the best magazine ever
Jul 3 2008 11:17AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
i shred the occasional practice gate. stubbies are the shit.
Jul 3 2008 11:17AM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I use a belt. I like my pants down like the next guy but hey, once its down to wear im just wearing underwear, theres a problem for me.
Jul 3 2008 11:29AM
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dingdang
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^best one, and so true, ha ''freeskiers'' why not just skiers?

Jul 3 2008 11:38AM
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-Tristan-
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No thanks, I dont drink.
Jul 3 2008 11:41AM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338

good one

Jul 3 2008 11:44AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
"i am totally humble as a person and i love my parents."
Jul 3 2008 11:46AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i love you
Jul 3 2008 12:07PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
why did it have to snow so much today?
i wish it was summer
i wish my mtn would close
who the fuck is tanner hall?
double tipped skis, whats the point
its not about doing tricks its about going as fast as possible and flying off of the sides of the biggest jump you can find
newschoolers.com? sounds like a porn website
ski porn? is that like where two people fuck on skis
Jul 3 2008 12:15PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,027
Snowboarders do cooler tricks.
Jul 3 2008 12:39PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
lets write a good article.
Jul 3 2008 12:44PM
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crazyfuck
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no pics?  it's ok- i believe it happened.
Jul 3 2008 1:05PM
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FellowJibber
Posts: 476 - Karma: 12
who is tom wallisch?
Jul 3 2008 1:08PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,416
I've said that...
Jul 3 2008 1:14PM
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Duncan*
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yea hahahaha
Jul 3 2008 1:20PM
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stormtrooper
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 461
i wear a wife beater under my coat
Jul 3 2008 1:22PM
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ch@se
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Them trick skis with the rounded tips on both ends.
Jul 3 2008 1:22PM
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Karcher
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my clothes are too gangsta nigga
Jul 3 2008 1:23PM
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stormtrooper
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 461
does this shirt look to big on me?
Jul 3 2008 1:25PM
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Malcolm
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lol
Jul 3 2008 3:41PM
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RedBaron882
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how come kids always ski out of the woods with huge smiles on their faces

Jul 3 2008 3:49PM
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jksl
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i hate poop
Jul 3 2008 3:49PM
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