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RICK_ROSS
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getting a little ahead of myself but The Smurfs have there own movie due out in 2010.

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what the fuck IS a Smurf?
Jul 2 2008 2:37AM
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AALT
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Were you in a time capsule for like 15 years!?!?

Jul 2 2008 2:39AM
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RICK_ROSS
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i guess i just missed that show
Jul 2 2008 2:39AM
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AALT
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wow wow wow, no you cant have missed that show? arg....
Jul 2 2008 2:44AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Haha, i used 2 be obsessed with these little guys.
Jul 2 2008 4:15AM
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Calb3rt
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what is happening to this world?
Jul 2 2008 6:33AM
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tommihq
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How is that even possible?
Jul 2 2008 7:15AM
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RICK_ROSS
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i was all about angry beavers and ahhhhhh real monsters
Jul 2 2008 3:07PM
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JamesR
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[IMG]jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/videos_873245/thumb_papa_smurf_can_i_lick_your_ass.gif[/IMG]

so hot
Jul 2 2008 3:12PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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dude how do you not know what a smurf is?

like wtf
Jul 2 2008 3:16PM
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Mezmerize19
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Sean : Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Ronald: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Sean: Smurfette?

Ronald: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Ronald: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?
Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?

Sean: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.

Ronald: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.

Donnie:First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Jul 2 2008 3:19PM
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JamesR
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fuck.
i think it worked this time
Jul 2 2008 3:23PM
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