Replying to What are you trying to do with your lives? (professions)

No, you all can't become pro skiers or be leeches on society like ski bums, no matter how hard you try to afterbang or listen to Cali P.

Since I'm a political Science/Economics major I will probably end up being a corporate lobbyist or a Gulfstream Jet broker(family connection). I wouldn't mind being a DUI/civil defense attorney for highschoolers and college kids that get MIPs and marijuana possession charges.