No, you all can't become pro skiers or be leeches on society like ski bums, no matter how hard you try to afterbang or listen to Cali P.
Since I'm a political Science/Economics major I will probably end up being a corporate lobbyist or a Gulfstream Jet broker(family connection). I wouldn't mind being a DUI/civil defense attorney for highschoolers and college kids that get MIPs and marijuana possession charges.