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Rent a midget

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Dumont92
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http://www.rent-a-midget.com/about.htm

kind of like rent a negro but with tiny people
Jun 29 2008 2:33AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha this is great

"Think about the best party you've ever been to, wouldn't it have been better if there was a midget there?"

idk about you guys but I'm for sure getting one and hiding him in my closet.
Jun 29 2008 2:37AM
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Dumont92
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i would deffinetly dress it up in a costume or something
like i would dress it up as a qizard or something
then maybe a wolf
then maybe a tiny penis
Jun 29 2008 2:41AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha yeah and hide it in places and make it scare people like wee man in jackass!

teach him how to ski and make him wear spandex lol imagine you're waiting to hit this kicker and some midget man in spandex hits it and just flies off.
Jun 29 2008 2:46AM
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Dumont92
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haha i wouldnt be able to hit that jump i would like fall over laughing and get owned on the up ramp
Jun 29 2008 2:50AM
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eric25
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I would dress one up in an evil knievel costume and make it do bike jumps. He/she would eat shit eventually and I would laugh really hard. Or I would make it get in fights. I'm a terrible person.
Jun 29 2008 1:49PM
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i.ski.troll.
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hahhaha funny
Jun 29 2008 1:50PM
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Grube
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haha the second i started reading there page it reminded me of the office haha
Jun 29 2008 1:58PM
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