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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
aight ill start it out, lets see how long we can go before somone repeats a penis nickname....and should that person repeat, we shall strike down on them with great vengance FOR I AM THE LORD!


1)Penis.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 18 2003 4:04PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
flesh rocket or simply... the pussy pulverizer


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 19 2003 3:13AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
big ol' brutis


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Oct 19 2003 9:47AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
captain n crew
Oct 19 2003 9:52AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Spike






-Lauren
Oct 19 2003 9:52AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
yeah, you wish you had a penis don't you!


On my way to goddom
Oct 19 2003 11:59AM
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girl_steeze
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
scratch_jr repeated long john.
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I want to ski with pep and tanner- that would be soo tight!
famous last words: this might hurt a little...
Oct 19 2003 1:16PM
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Mike-O
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SO THIS THREAD CAN'T GO ON THEN. SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKE.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Oct 19 2003 1:20PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
sam caylor or feshnerus
(-.-) NUKED (-.-)
Oct 19 2003 1:53PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
|Carl F-G|
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Oct 19 2003 2:05PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
jingle balls
batman

Oct 19 2003 3:04PM
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girl_steeze
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
someone said sam caylor^^
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I want to ski with pep and tanner- that would be soo tight!
famous last words: this might hurt a little...
Oct 19 2003 8:01PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
yeah it was me
naughty jungle of love

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard
Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
Oct 19 2003 11:07PM
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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
'dick, or rod, or johnson' .. 'johnson?'


I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
Oct 19 2003 11:20PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
girl_steeze, do you tell on people at school?


oh, and my name 'the big letdown'
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Oct 19 2003 11:30PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
standing soldier











Go Big and Die!
Oct 19 2003 11:56PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
yeah volkepro...

how about 'the oompa loompa'

It's small, orange in color and all the chicks think it's cute!


On my way to goddom
Oct 20 2003 3:39PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
it also has another name. I call it Sir fasshabumrush





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



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^go ther and support the skiing community
Oct 20 2003 4:17PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
weapon of mass destruction
Oct 20 2003 4:28PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I'd call mine that but then the government would some and cut it off and blow it up and put the remains in quaratine somewhere in Nevada...


On my way to goddom
Oct 21 2003 4:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
ween

Coming Soon...
Oct 21 2003 4:56PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
Purple-headed Custurd Chucker (yeah I know its similar to what Sam wrote)

Tiny Elvis
Oct 21 2003 5:12PM
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MightyDrake
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I call mine Bob
Oct 21 2003 5:34PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i love playing with my sam caylor

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Oct 21 2003 5:37PM
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jibtastic
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so are we just starting to make up stupid ones as we go cuz i saw a lot of dumb ones


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