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Best Text Message Ever! Don't wax your balls
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Best Text Message Ever! Don't wax your balls
hemlockjibber8
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From [ns name] Pete. to me via text message
" 11:00PM
Mon, Jun 23
My balls hurt.
Never wax them
ever. Ever ever
ever ever. Please
ever. Never do
it."
Peter you're so gay.
You better be getting those blow jobs everyday now.
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