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Your mom comes in while your having sex/head@@@@@!!!!!!!!

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Fr33ski

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Newb

dude yesterday june 20th my mom came home when i had this chick over and she was about to give me head and we were gunna fuck! it was scary for 2 seconds then i realized how funny it was

Jun 21 2008 10:52AM

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Dr_Feelgood

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Insane

haha

Jun 22 2008 11:45PM

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Dr.Scholl

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Insane

i havent laughed this hard at a thread in a long time

Jun 22 2008 11:49PM

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2+2=5

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Addict

thats easily the best one ive seen in soooo long

Jun 22 2008 11:53PM

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Gharf

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Insane

more nerdy funny pîcs pease

Jun 23 2008 6:58AM

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StanMcStanson

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Addict

MAO!

Jun 23 2008 8:13AM

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Gall*

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Wannabe

Just stay away from the beyond section

Jun 23 2008 1:03PM

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Ski_Midwest

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Ridiculous

hahahahha

Jun 23 2008 2:03PM

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Hannah.

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No Life

hey hey now ever seen the movie click? started at bed bath and beyond!

Jun 23 2008 2:14PM

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doritos

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Crazy Fool

Yes it did, and that set the precedent for a boring movie. Case in point.

Jun 23 2008 3:38PM

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PacificRimJob

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@th1337

You so should have yelled BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER during that...

Any self respecting NSer would have...

Jun 23 2008 6:18PM

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ThaLetterM.

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Crazy Fool

Jun 23 2008 7:23PM

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BEARS.

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No Life

bahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaa +karma to everyone in this thread.

Jun 23 2008 8:09PM

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SWA666ER

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Ridiculous

Jun 23 2008 8:22PM

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Half-Blood

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Insane

Jun 23 2008 8:56PM

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RJD2

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Addict

Jun 23 2008 9:15PM

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bemmis

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Insane

Jun 23 2008 9:26PM

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bemmis

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Insane

Jun 23 2008 9:31PM

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Proze

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Insane

Where do you live and what kind of dog is that because it looks exactly like mine minus afro and my dog had a sister

Jun 23 2008 10:59PM

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GoonSkwad

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Pro

owned

Jun 24 2008 12:06AM

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bemmis

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Insane

i didnt take that pick. idk...

Jun 24 2008 12:27AM

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TheWorst

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Crazy Fool

same thing happened to me when i was in gr 12, but i was actually banging her in my room and i heard my stepmom come in the frontdoor, so i stopped abruptly put on my clothes really quietly and went downstairs with the girl.. that was an extremely awkward moment, i just told my stepmom we were watching ski movies in my room but im pretty sure my stepmom knew cause i was pretty much sweating, the girl had sex hair and both our faces were flushed with color ahaha.

Jun 24 2008 3:08PM

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nonexistant

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Ridiculous

uh oh...here we go again

Jun 24 2008 5:01PM

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TheWorst

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Crazy Fool

what are you talking about 'here we go again' i said i was fucking her, unlike the creator of this thread who was "about to get head"

Jun 25 2008 12:53AM

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casual

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No Life

Oh, so you one upped the already shameful claimer? Sick.

Jun 25 2008 1:13AM

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TheWorst

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Crazy Fool

i didnt know fucking a girl was claiming, i think you guys need to get off your computers and go find one to stick your dick in. fuck newschoolers is gay, bunch of 15 year olds

Jun 25 2008 1:16AM

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icon1234

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Addict

i just lol

Jun 25 2008 1:24AM

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casual

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No Life

Says the super mature guy who "almost got caught" fucking some chick in his PARENT'S house. So are you 16 or a loser adult? Fucking a girl is not claiming, making an irrelevant post in a thread about it is. Idiot.

Jun 25 2008 11:41AM

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Manlenium

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Ridiculous

I concur. Vagina does not feel like apple pie like so many movies claim. Maybe you youngins should try it sometime.

Jun 25 2008 8:22PM

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miralas

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Ridiculous

now thats what i call a cock-block

Jun 25 2008 8:41PM

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bemmis

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Insane

Jun 25 2008 9:08PM

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asfffffffffdd

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Insane

my god this thread is hilarious

Jun 25 2008 9:45PM

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k-rob

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Crazy Fool

hells yes. and to the dude who said that this post was irrelevant, he was comparing the thread to a situation he once had, if that's not relevant i don't know what is.

Jun 25 2008 9:53PM

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