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Your mom comes in while your having sex/head@@@@@!!!!!!!!

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Fr33ski
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dude yesterday june 20th my mom came home when i had this chick over and she was about to give me head and we were gunna fuck! it was scary for 2 seconds then i realized how funny it was
Jun 21 2008 10:52AM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
sick!
Jun 21 2008 10:56AM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
pics or it didnt happen claimerface
Jun 21 2008 11:04AM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
CLAIM!
Jun 21 2008 11:06AM
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Fr33ski
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
honestly you think i would lie about that and how the fuck could i take a pic i dont picture my whole life!
Jun 21 2008 11:06AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
happens to many people...
Jun 21 2008 11:07AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
sweet story fagott, i bet it didint happen
Jun 21 2008 11:07AM
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steezyjibber
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Jun 21 2008 11:09AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
duh yea right i bet you don't even have a penis you claimer
Jun 21 2008 11:10AM
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no_steeze
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Jun 21 2008 11:34AM
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Gharf
Posts: 1390 - Karma: 983
hahahahahahha nice man you made my day
Jun 21 2008 11:46AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
i don't think i've ever seen an inappropriate use of this picture
Jun 21 2008 11:59AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
so...............



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Jun 21 2008 4:13PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
so..........................



You fuck your mom?
Jun 21 2008 4:14PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
3 way with your mom?
Jun 21 2008 4:22PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
hahahhaha, ur new to ns i take it
Jun 21 2008 4:29PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
hahahaha
Jun 21 2008 6:03PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
problem solved

next?
Jun 21 2008 6:14PM
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doublexl
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Jun 21 2008 6:38PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Jun 21 2008 6:47PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahahahahahha, oh my God that's brilliant...

Tot he thread creator, if you're not an alias... worst storytelling ever. You can take a story about nothing and make it sound interesting. In this case, you managed to take a story with a pretty decent premise and yet it's more boring than a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond.
Jun 21 2008 7:16PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Its called a door lock......
Jun 21 2008 8:13PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I like that store :)
Jun 21 2008 8:40PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300

bahahaha i fuckin love this thead

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Jun 21 2008 9:02PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i love how some threads lke this one just turn into random shit
Jun 21 2008 9:20PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
cool story hansel.
Jun 21 2008 9:32PM
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scott-skis
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 141
haha is yur mom a milf?
Jun 21 2008 9:39PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
head would be way awkward,

what if you made eye contact with your mom,

then came
Jun 21 2008 9:40PM
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steezyjibber
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Jun 21 2008 11:08PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
bahahahah
Jun 21 2008 11:17PM
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_._._
Posts: 77 - Karma: 13
what the fuck thats disturbing
Jun 21 2008 11:19PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
i havent laughed this hard in so long
Jun 21 2008 11:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Jun 21 2008 11:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
that happened at my school, this kid was jerking off and the teacher walked into his dorm room right while he was about to blow his load, and he did and it was super awkward because he didn't catch it in a tissue or anything so it like caked into his carpet and nobody went into his room for a week

cool story hansel but it was funny at the time
Jun 21 2008 11:47PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
i honestly lol'ed
Jun 22 2008 12:19AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
are u even a skier or are u just going to random forums to tell people your stories
Jun 22 2008 1:15AM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
hahaha i came in the bathrooom on my brothers cologne bottle,

the next day he flipped out cause it fucking stunk like shit and he knew it was me

hahaha told me i was buyin him some new shit i just cleaned the bottle and filled the rest with water

oh man he never even knew
Jun 22 2008 4:40AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
SOMEBODY hasn't been to the beyond section...
Jun 22 2008 5:22AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
CLAIM Back in Highschool I My girlfriends mom caught me eating her daughter out on the living room sofa. CLAIM Then here mom sat down on the other side of the, I naturally stood up I looked at her and said I best be going. I had a one hour drive home and I remember her saying "Drive home safely", but what she was really meaning to say as drive into a fucking brick wall.
Jun 22 2008 6:07AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
bahahahahahahah!!!
Jun 22 2008 12:40PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
hahahaaaahahahaha





there is the funniest shit in this thread.
Jun 22 2008 2:36PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
you just wanna see his dick
Jun 22 2008 2:47PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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Jun 22 2008 3:05PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
this thread is

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Jun 22 2008 3:18PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
wait, i dont think you can have head. only give/ recieve.
Jun 22 2008 7:39PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
So are you saying that you were going to do this and it didnt even really happen what the fuck are you saying!!!!
Jun 22 2008 7:41PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Its easier to put a wang away then hide a bush.
Jun 22 2008 7:44PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
hahahaha that made me lol
Jun 22 2008 10:22PM
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Cloud.
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Jun 22 2008 10:47PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Jun 22 2008 10:48PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
this thread was pretty gay, but now its hilarious
Jun 22 2008 11:42PM
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