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3 word story

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Powdered_Donuts
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little forum game, either keep it alive or let it die its up to you

I'll start off you complete the person above you's story with your 3 words.


Once apon a
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Alcapwn_Noobs
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a beef sandwich
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iluvBread
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that smelled of
Jun 23 2008 10:16PM
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Travapple.
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grilled cheese sandwiches.

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gotthelove
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Meanwhile, while whacking
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JTL
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so far....

once apon a time there was three hot lesbians with no legs who decided to cmoke a blunt in their bed butt ass naked. they went down to the store to get some new legs with wheelchairs and crutches and were angry because the aliens tried to rape them up so they went britchslappin the aliens back to Uranus after, they decided to have intercourse with no protection and one of them had crabs because they were. so she shaved her big penis, moments later a giant golden dildo was found in a happy meal at the mcdicks then the lesbians all passed out and were f**ked and tanner hall pulled out his insanely large dildo and bitch slapped a new born baby who then shat all over mom that was black and had a ski shoved up her muffler. after all that they returned to the house to eat and try to get unbelievably horny with a big black dildo which was the shape of purple chicken legs. this one time, they shared a load of cum they they decided to roll a delicious fajita that was covered with secret horse sauce and forced them to eat that disgusting mess with thier nubs then they f**cked scissoring violently until a rainbow came and blew up and then it had a big radiaton poisoning party. after the party they sat down holding eachothers hands and played some quackdidlioshus, Afterwards they licked a very very large cake full of mexican staring frogs and got hecka wasted as tanner hall on his dogs birthday. the next morning he woke to his butt hurting and a condom in his hair thus he screamed and persueded to eat a banana and find out who stole his wallet, probably someone black because they are needy for loving and desperate for big butted frogs because they need amphibious juices all to sexup his big black dildo in his anal cavity, he noticed a very dirty looking amputated lesbian bitch with 19 eyeballs and no hair. the matt harvey is a person who humps air because he is in the mood with an imaginary griraffe that proceeded to happily eat his brains with a rusty spoon and public lice hand and a yellow sno cone that came from my dick into the vagina of his mother but it was as dry as old lady tit in her ass full of dirt and big worms crawling in her hair that she ate with some mutated ni**er babies. After that ordeal, she ate a furburger and said, Wait i have a question, your mother likes to lick peanut butter off sweet pow skis covered in latex that was actually cum on the sheesybread that contained bot flies but was said to have contaminated.... So the lesbians who really wanted to keep the vampire lesbian blood inside their snatch quiffed it out and ran away rhyming orange with and imaginary word not found in the uber gay websters third edition...................


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Powdered_Donuts
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peoples faces with



and thats some crazy sht all together lol^
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JTL
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a soggy noodle
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PBRasap
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that he found
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charmander
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luring suspiciously hot young kids that

just count as 2 posts ummk
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sick-as-aids
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liked the taste
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nkinsman10
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apartment, which was
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nkinsman10
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o shit i was reading the wrong page
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sick-as-aids
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of things that




just getting the story going again
Jun 24 2008 4:06AM
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b-kul
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had mushy salty
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Manlenium
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Petrified semen juice.
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MatRich
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with a touch of
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iluvBread
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smelly uncooked vagina on
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MatRich
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a dead rat
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D4VE
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with tons of
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frstyl46skier
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mustard and tits
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skiRay
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but no doush
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iluvBread
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ewww thats gross but..
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b-kul
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she had some
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Malcolm
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thouroughly inspected cheese
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Santa-Cruz
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made by dwarfs
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iluvBread
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that looked like
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AALT
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arby's curly fries
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Travapple.
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(new sentence) just then they.....

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iluvBread
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fucked a fucking midget
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Powdered_Donuts
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started to consume
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charmander
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with racy stockings
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iluvBread
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way to ignore my sentence ass hole
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Valind
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that looked like

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Powdered_Donuts
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way to use more than 3 words dumbass... chill out i didnt refresh it geez
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shea.
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both of you  way to ruin the whole fucking thread dumbasses
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BvK
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giant golden dildos
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iluvBread
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covered in green
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SteezyMcDizzle
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smelly umpaloompa shit
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Twinjibber77
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tasting of strawberries
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BootySpunk.
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that bumped the
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seanyJ
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god damn mexican
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iLoveLamp
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into a immigrationoffice   (1 word)
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Malcolm
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that had actually

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miralas
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just ubdergone a
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Travapple.
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vasectomy gone awry.
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charmander
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thus resulting in
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JTL
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abnormally large sores
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Malcolm
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on her earlobs
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Powdered_Donuts
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and on her
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MatRich
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left falopian tube
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