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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
i got a shirt. It says 'year of the woman' and theres some angel holdin a baby and under it it says 'mary virgin mother of god' I got it for $1. good deal eh? I'm gonna wear it to the bar. chick will think I'm all sensitive and shit. I'm gonna score for sure.
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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
Oct 17 2003 9:08PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
screw sensitivity.


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 17 2003 9:10PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
or think your gay. thrift store find?
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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
Oct 17 2003 9:10PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
naw its gonna work for sure. I'm runnin out of other good ideas. what kinda shirts get girls for you guys?
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Oct 17 2003 9:11PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
I got some circa one... with a buch of apples on it. it works really good for some reason
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Oct 17 2003 9:12PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
Your only problem is girls aren't looking for a sensitive guy, they just say that, they are really looking for an ass-hole. Get a shirt that sais 'I beat women' and you will be set.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Oct 17 2003 9:41PM
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RideBLUNT
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hahaha



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Oct 17 2003 10:00PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
hmmmm.... I beat women eh? I'll look for that one next time.
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Oct 17 2003 10:01PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Women will try to fool you with a restraining order.....woo hoo you got me.....don't let them fool you....




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Oct 17 2003 10:27PM
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daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
I'll fool all you fools
Oct 17 2003 11:20PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
buy a plain t-shirt and get some lady skills you pussy.

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Benjamin Franklin.

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Oct 17 2003 11:21PM
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RideBLUNT
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^ cj with tha call



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Oct 17 2003 11:25PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
or keep the shirt and buy a hooker with the money you saved, cus thats about all your getting.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 17 2003 11:32PM
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freeskiier360
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
^amen


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you got beat up in the 2nd grade-by a kindergartner with combat boots
Oct 18 2003 12:25AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
cj just owned you. and your new shirt isnt as cool as *my* new shirt. mines got the grateful dead dancing bears on it. :)


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Oct 18 2003 12:29AM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
ok i tried it out. it almost worked. I was chattin up this girl and we were dancing and stuff and talking and everythig was going great... then this other girl that I met a few other times got jelouse or crazy or something and grabbed me while I was in mid conversation with the new girl and started grinding with me and stuff, for like 10 seconds only then shes like... oooh show my friend how good you move your hips, so then I grinded with her friend for like 5 seconds and was like 'dude. I gotta go.' cause U wanted to score with the new girl, but then in those 30 seconds I was gone this other guy moved in and she was like 'aren't you dancing with your friends???' but she said it mean. then I got shot down and went back to the ginding girls but they were about to leave so I got nothing. i was mad. stupid crazy jelouse girl. it was the beer! how could I not grind with some hot girl and her friend! dammit.
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Oct 18 2003 11:06AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
no skills^

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 18 2003 1:51PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
get abs and then go to bars top-less.


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 18 2003 8:40PM
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caylorswift
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or be classy and get a tux shirt



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 18 2003 8:45PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
you talk like your about 14 and i somehow doubt that story you told was actually true

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Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 18 2003 8:57PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
my dirty old man hunting hat is a chick magnet. fucking old thing bringht orange camoflague sits about a foot off my head.





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 18 2003 9:18PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
I talk like I'm 14??? hahaha. thats funny. I'm old. well kinda. the story is true.
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Oct 19 2003 2:24PM
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Norred
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i like the story.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
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