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wanna teach me to ride pipe?

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fredsters_s
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hey guys:

never ridden pipe could anyone give me some tips... cheers
Oct 17 2003 3:38PM
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marlin_102
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speed..ur not going anywhere with little speed.


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Oct 17 2003 3:41PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
try it, then come back and ask questions.

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Oct 17 2003 3:41PM
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nolan
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
SPEED! is the key, same with working the transition and popping at the right moment...
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Oct 17 2003 3:47PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
ride up the pipe at like an 80 degree angle, not 30 like the stupid little racers, if you ride up at a shallow angle and get out, youll leave your skis out and people will laugh and ridicule you until the end of your days



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'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'
Oct 17 2003 3:49PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
jsut fuckin do it. i hate kids who ask these questions. you should make the thread 'hey guys, anyone wonna teach me to ride pole?'
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BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Oct 17 2003 3:53PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
riding pipe? it hurts the first few times, but wipe those tears off and try it again. you'll learn to love it


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Oct 17 2003 4:04PM
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deeznutz
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
Ouch. People are harsh, seems to me this is an honest 'ski-gabber' question. At least he's not asking what ski's he should by...

fredsters_s, if no one gives you any decent advice you could always try to use the search function at the top of the page.
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Oct 17 2003 4:56PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
pipe is uber fun just hall ass into that bitch and dont land on your side on the side of the pipe you tend to brake ribs lol











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Oct 17 2003 4:59PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
coming in backwards, leaving a ski out and going strait to your head can do some damage too, like making things change colors. O and if you are out riding and want some tips, just ask, there are few people out there that wont help... but whatever you do, DO NOT go up to people and start out with 'Peter, that left wall is really scary' they will still help you, but all respect will be lost. Fear is for the first run
Originally posted by Phunk
'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'


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Oct 17 2003 8:50PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
dont underestimate the importance of foreplay


dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
Oct 17 2003 10:42PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
if your not cheating your not trying




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Oct 17 2003 10:43PM
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Matty.
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remember to have confidence!

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Oct 17 2003 10:45PM
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smith4484
Posts: 263 - Karma: 11
and don't forget to cup the balls




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Oct 17 2003 11:54PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
charge, u just gotta charge at the wall at an angle and boost, dont be a puss





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Oct 18 2003 12:31AM
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corked3
Posts: 53 - Karma: 29
im sure if you bend over 'rossignol rider' will show you how he likes to ride the pipe!!
Oct 18 2003 1:52AM
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CaderTots
Posts: 488 - Karma: 34
jurt jump its erAsy
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Oct 18 2003 2:01AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ill ride your pipe
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Oct 18 2003 3:48AM
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freeskisquaw
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get the pe's not the tms
i like juice
Oct 18 2003 1:43PM
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Jackpot
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just start small and progress, my first big air out (at our pipe, 'big' air = 5 ft) scared me, and yea speed, going up a vertical wall does slow u down


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Oct 18 2003 1:57PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Yea, like a couple people have said; You just have to learn as you go. It's hard to teach anyone anything over a forum. Find someone at the hill to whatch you ride and give you some pointers...

eh, nevermind, there's no one left in this sport with that kind of integrity.
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Oct 18 2003 2:26PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ya, u need to go out and ride a pipe. then come back with more specific questions so we can help you out with certain things.


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