I got arrested and the cop made me look real strong on the police report

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ok so in april i got arrested. i was just miiiiinding my own business, spraying shit with the fire extinguisher that i stole from my friends apartment. cop shows up, i give the fire extinguisher to my brother, and keep on truckin. cop gets out, runs at me, i run a lil bit, he catches me, and tackles the shit outta me, cutting me up real hard, and ripping this magnificent tank top:

so im on the ground, no shirt on, cops got one knee in my back, arm on my head, pepper spray pointed at my face threatening to spray me if my friends didnt stop yelling at them.

but it gets crazy here. police report says that i managed to pick the cop up off my back with my hands cuffed behind my back, his knee on me and his arm on the back of my head. i mean, that didnt happen, but how strong does that make me look?!

got arrested, sat in jail with no shirt on, bleeding, hit with unlawful possession of booze, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest (mostly because of how strong i am), and open container, which also didnt happen, but it made me look strong too so i liked it. so stoked.

daddys a lawyer and got the whole thing dismissed. thanks daddy.

i got scars from it on my chest and arms. hope they never go away, proof of how strong i got.

Jun 17 2008 11:14AM

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Twinjibber77

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dope tank top

huge loss

i'd sue

Jun 17 2008 11:17AM

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mark and skiierman gettin' arrested by the mighty plymouth popo

Jun 17 2008 11:20AM

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snwbrdmilf

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@th1337

"cop gets out, runs at me, i run a lil bit" - if you were "miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinding" your own business, why'd you run? Your fault. Grow up. This thread sucks.

Jun 17 2008 11:36AM

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ThaLetterM.

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he's obviously just kidding around by making this thread, not actually complaining. Thanks for moming NS though, jesus

Jun 17 2008 11:45AM

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MistaFab

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hahaha mad sun burn on his chest in that picture

Jun 17 2008 11:49AM

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laurence^

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were sorry we cant all be your age

Jun 17 2008 11:51AM

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no_steeze

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you, sir, are an idiot
so great, you're chilling around spraying a fire extinguisher in a sketch as shit tank top and a redneck sunburn and the cop shows up so you fucking take off and he tackles you and makes you look strong and then daddy makes it go away?
i don't understand why you ran, if you were innocent you should've just stood there

Jun 17 2008 11:55AM

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hahaha real nice

Jun 17 2008 12:10PM

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good story gunsnfuck.

Jun 17 2008 12:12PM

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strongmark

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ya think he arrested me because of my tank top being 'sketch as shit'? hope so, thatd make the story even cooler.

maybe he just wanted to ask me where i got it. thatd explain why ripped it, wanted to steal it from me. cant blame him.

Jun 17 2008 12:18PM

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proZach

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then he wouldn't have this baller story. duh

Jun 17 2008 12:19PM

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snwbrdmilf

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You are on my ass lately eh? I should just quit life.

Jun 17 2008 12:22PM

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AbeFroman

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sickest wife-beater ever where did you get it?

Jun 17 2008 12:30PM

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ThaLetterM.

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poss..

Jun 17 2008 12:31PM

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strongmark

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quit puttin words in my mouth. i didnt use NEARLY as many i's in minding.

Jun 17 2008 12:31PM

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ryan.c

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mad sunburn? psh please. he aint got shit on me all summer. i got 2 colors, white and red. all summer im red

Jun 17 2008 1:10PM

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snwbrdmilf

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You're right, I over exaggerated. My deepest apologies.

Jun 17 2008 1:10PM

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fappy

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what are you gonna do next time your lawyer father cant help you out

Jun 17 2008 1:17PM

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strongmark

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cant be a next time if i tried the tanktop is too ripped

Jun 17 2008 1:36PM

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snwbrdmilf

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Try it next time with this.

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

Stole the idea from another thread, but still claiming the good idea.

Jun 17 2008 1:40PM

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no_steeze

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i'm actually contemplating getting one of those, no joke, i just don't know if it's a good way to invest 24 dollars, but from the comments it sounds like it is

Jun 17 2008 2:19PM

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now you come back here right meow!

are you saying meow

*rips off tank-top*

Jun 17 2008 2:31PM

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japollner

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"i'm here to bail out the Pomykato's...both of them..."

Jul 6 2008 10:16PM

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JamesR

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wtf is it with wolf shirts. women love them and police hate them

Jul 6 2008 10:24PM

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BASS_PRO_SHOP

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psu cops FUCKEMUP! by the way mark, i pissed all over my buddy's apartment. you're my hero.

Jul 6 2008 10:30PM

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GoonSkwad

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I got to get one of them layers you speek of.

Jul 6 2008 10:56PM

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Reptar.

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In rage of your incredibly awesome shirt being torn you probably did all that shit, and it was sooo crazy that blacked out and forgot what happened.

Jul 6 2008 11:53PM

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breckfreeskier

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did they return your ripped tank top upon your release?

Jul 7 2008 12:18AM

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Malcolm

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sweet shirt. u shouldve riped his shirt or something

Jul 7 2008 12:26AM

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charmander

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Tom12 says... [IMG]birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif[/IMG]
My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis.

is this why you want it?

Jul 7 2008 1:08AM

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ben_southworth

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haha thats a pretty sick story
save that one for your grandkids

Jul 7 2008 2:10AM

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anthony_B

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no your right... you can't really blame him. I'd beat the shit out of your for it. JK.

cool story hansel

Jul 7 2008 7:46AM

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sarahskis

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It must be the wolf. I'd be scared too

Jul 7 2008 10:32AM

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-+Siver+-

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if god were to wear a tank top it would be that one

Jul 7 2008 11:12AM

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+k for made me laugh

Jul 7 2008 11:48AM

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strongmark

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they did, thank god. i tied the shoulders back together.

i look like a sexy girl at a maxim magazine shoot.

Jul 8 2008 8:57PM

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the police were just hatin on a nigga again, it's cause ur black, not ur fault at all,
fuck the police

Jul 8 2008 9:00PM

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doublexl

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this pic is just so epic i thought id post it again.

Jul 8 2008 9:04PM

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Ridiculous

hahahaha

Jul 8 2008 9:12PM

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STREETS

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This whole thread is epic, best fucking wife beater on the market right there closely followed by the wolf sweater !! LMFAO

Jul 8 2008 10:56PM

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Ashley's sense of humor's broken again!

Jul 8 2008 11:05PM

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*DwC*

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oh snap man...that shitty

Jul 8 2008 11:14PM

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othat wolverine is furocious.

Jul 8 2008 11:28PM

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i just want to be 100% sure nobody misses that dude's epic hair cut. yeah, the guy on the left with the stepped fade shit goin on. ok, now pair that with the Natty in his hand... epic.

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